Stark Reality

Tony Stark. Genius. Billionaire. Playboy. Philanthropist. Independent. Thirty-seven years of age. Both parents deceased. MIT Alumni. Scientist. Engineer. And answering your questions.

[theironman]

petition for steve wear his suit like this from now on

[darthvaader-deactivated20151222]

[tonystarkreality]

English Class.

Anthony sighed as he looked into the mirror, smoothing out a stray hair. His first day as a freshman in college, and he loathed to admit that a ball of nervousness had settled into the pit of his stomach. At least his first class would be simple enough: English.

He made his way over to the English department, looking at his phone to check his schedule once again in order to make sure that he had the right classroom. He had arrived a little late and the best seats, those to the back of the class, had already been claimed by other slackers. Reluctantly, he made his way through the isles towards the front of the room.

He took a seat in the front, pulling out a journal and a pen, in case there was anything he felt the need to write down, although he doubted it.

The real surprise came when his professor turned to face the class. He knew this man. He had seen his face many times before, on his computer screen, contorted into sweet moans of pleasure.

This was Steve Rogers. Porn Star. Apparently not turned English professor. Tony’s jaw hung open in shock.

[tonystarkreality]

I don't like things being handed to me because all my life I've been handed things: fame and fortune being two of the most obvious ones. I don't want to ride on the coattail of my father any longer. I will make my own things and be my own man. After all, I am Iron Man.

That, and you seriously can never know what people have done with things. Germs are everywhere.

[tonystarkreality]

You're a chemical that burns.

[tonystarkreality]

Captain Condom, a SHIELD agent of an entirely different kind.

[thestarknovelust-blog]

TONY’S KEYS!

[tonystarkreality]

I somehow feel there is a logical explanation for this.

[tonystarkreality]

Yeah, at least I can fly.

[tonystarkreality]

Proof I have a heart...

[tonystarkreality]

And both their names are Steve. Coincidence? I think not.

[tonystarkreality]

Sometimes the best way to bond is to derp.

[tonystarkreality]

whos yo brotp?

Easy. Science Bros.

[tonystarkreality]

A 90 year old man holds hands with his 42 year old boyfriend. People call him a pervert. No one knows he’s been frozen for 70 years. People call another guy short. No one knows he has a serious genetic mutation that causes him to turn into an enormous green rage monster. People call a man ugly. No one knows he had a serious injury to his face while fighting his assassin wife who didn’t like the nest he had built them. People call a man stupid but they don’t know he is the Norse god of thunder. Reblog this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 12% of you won’t because you do what you want.

[thestarknovelust-blog]

Capsicle

[tonystarkreality]

#accurate

[tonystarkreality]

Tony, how do you manage with the arc reactor? This is such a dumb thing. I'm a grown man and I'm struggling with being able to depend on a machine keeping me alive. I know you probably dont want questions like this. But. I just can't handle having to hurt myself to save myself. How do you do it? (Alcoholism isnt an acceptable answer, I can't do that to distract myself)

It really is a terrible curse, but sometimes you just have to deal with these kinds of things if you want to live. People wonder why I'm a selfish, sarcastic asshole... Well, it's because I've been hurt, all my life. Yeah, they think I have it easy, but pain is relative. Joking and alcohol is the best way I can deal with these kinds of things. Sometimes, you just have to make a joke, just laugh at yourself, to alleviate the pain. But don't go giving my secrets out now. I never let people see this side of me.

[tonystarkreality]

Would you admit that you have a drinking problem?

Problem? I don't have any problems. I'm Tony Fucking Stark.

[tonystarkreality]

Did you prefer Whiplash or Loki as a villain?

Loki's a fun one, as we usually all have to band together to get rid of the trouble-making bastard, but Whiplash has his own perks too. Lets me work alone most of the time as well, since I'm not exactly a "team player."

I think what I would really prefer is if no one was a villain.