iron dude fan

⚡︎ LOVE HIM 3000 ⚡︎ est. March 2019 Loving Tony since ‘08 “ genius billionaire playboy philanthropist ”

[tonystarksbark]

i like really need this. i mean just like for my mental health of course

[tonystarksbark]

Peter: *trying aggressively to pick up mjolnir* ...c’mon...c’moN

Thor: *basically shaking, laughing*

Carol: *walks in* what are you guys doing?

Peter: I AM WORTHY!! *pulling so hard his face is turning red*

Peter: ....*collapses on the ground, panting* i can’t do it anymore

Carol: *picks up with ease* jesus christ kid lift some weights

[tonystarksbark]

happy birthday to this total nerd who, as stupid as he can be, has taught us all so much about love, courage, and compassion. all of us will miss you forever, love you 3000 tony

[tonystarksbark]

sorry i don’t make the rules...

[gen-zee]

So my mom was saying how people need to relax about MCU possibly adding a gay character and I said: “Honestly, like, in the comics, Loki was gender fluid” My mom: “What?” Me trying to simplify it as much as possible: “they’re a girl and a boy” My mom not looking away from what she’s doing: I wouldn’t be surprised Me being slightly less scared about coming out: 🙃

if it’s not carol and then she ends up with valkyrie….

AND HONESTLY like so many characters in the comics weren’t straight lmao like mcu just ignores it like just no

[thepumpkinyoufuck]

They’re fucking pricks for toting that like yeah, oh, one character in one scene out of 10 year’s worth of movies, some real representivity ya got there. Like fuck off. And as for the “well, they tried to boycott Captain Marvel, what would they do if there was a gay character” bullshit. Sure, maybe Marvel was a boys club 10 years ago, but it sure as hell isn’t now. Grow up. Represent others.

[gen-zee]

also with hawkeye even like in the comics he’s deaf and wears hearing aids but mcu was just like ha nope you thought bitc

[tonystarksbark]

yeah and i’m so sorry but aren’t we better than jk rowling? the mcu is supposed to accept everyone let’s understand it’s 2019 and it’s time to step up.

[tonystarksbark]

that SMILE 🥺🥺

[tonystarksbark]

no one else’s met gala looks even matter. zendaya is on a stretcher at this IDEA

[stark-tony]

peter, walking into tony’s lab: ok so i’m gonna need your help in making an army of robotic spiders that will obey my every command.

tony, tired, drinking like his fifth cup of coffee: have you been talking to scott?

[stark-tony]

peter: haha no

peter, whispering to a miniscule scott lang on his shoulder: dude we gotta think of something else

[ceebee-eebee]

#peter parker and scott lang adventures is the real show I want picked up

[tonystarksbark]

AMERICAS 👏 ASS👏

[tonystarksbark]

can we just all sit down and agree to protect thor at all costs??

[kindheartedtruth]

IRONDAD AND SPIDERSON

Because Tony loved Peter as his own son.

[tonystarksbark]

i feel the need to reblog every single spider son iron dad thing i see it makes me so emotional

[tonystarksbark]

thank you tony stark from the entire marvel fan base for being the father figure our baby peter deserves...this gif makes me so emotional 🤧

[quellthefire]

Avengers babysitter alignment chart

[tonystarksbark]

of COURSE loki is a wine aunt what else is new

[tonystarksbark]

just god of thunder things 😫

[tonystarksbark]

out of context endgame

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[tonystarksbark]

making marvel girls™️ question their sexuality since they were created.....actually proof god is a wamen

[fuckyeahtonystark]

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[tonystarksbark]

an unbothered king 🤪