LocalVicadinAddict

don't look at me

[super-metroid]

she said do you homie i tell her only bartly i only love my marge and my lisa im sorry

[parakeet]

Give a man a leaf and he will eat it. Teach a man to leaf and he will go away

[marzipanandminutiae]

posts that could have also been in a newspaper in 1910 on a slow day

[televisionenjoyer]

EVERYONE GET MORE FEMINIST NOW

[televisionenjoyer]

EVERYONE GET FEMINIST NOW 😭😭

[vakariasdragon]

johnny cash's little brother jimmy pennies is 3 inches tall and has a voice only dogs can hear

[dogpuppy]

[mndvx]

THE MUPPET SHOW (2026)

[ithinkhobiknows]

[dr-gaytorius]

1st base: raw ethically dubious fucking

2nd base: exist in a public space together

3rd base: you witness me have a real, candid emotion

4th base: I reveal an aspect of my tragic backstory to you

[pankendev]

this and a blunt [remembering i don't smoke]force trauma

[dogpuppy]

[thepumpkinyoufuck]

*Google search* how can I stop suffering

[vengelark]

WERE YOU GUYS SUBJECTED TO SEA SHANTIES EXTREMELY OFTEN AT A YOUNG AGE OR IS THIS NOT A UNIVERSAL WHITE EXPERIENCE… bc like ur man knew all of drunken sailer at age 5

[vengelark]

new tag game what did your parents make u listen to at a young age that fundamentally shaped u as a person

[frenchfriedgiraffe]

ohhhhhh cameronnn

[remosss]

mouse bites show

[thepumpkinyoufuck]

Do you ship house and Wilson

Darling this is like asking me if I have love in my soul and mirth in my heart - yes ofc I do HELLO

[sacred-portal]

[r4cc00n-r0llb4ck]

Forcing my boyfriend who's originally from New Jersey to watch House MD with me and asking him every 5 seconds if Jersey is just like that

[kutner-elegist]

certified freak seven days a week

wet ass patient got my conscious game weak