Toombsraider

Instagram: TOOMBSRAIDER..... send nudes

[gay-irl]

[bitchy-peachy]

May maga get what they voted for 😂 (I love her laugh)

[tekehu-archive]

SKYRIM + purple skies

[thoodleoo]

hades explaining that he’s the god of the dead, not the god of death

[moonlitlillypop]

Thanatos explaining that he’s the god of death, not hades

[moonlitlillypop]

Thanatos explaining that it applies to animals too

[mando-lore]

Poseidon explaining that he is the god of the seas and oceans

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

Zeus explaining why he can’t keep it in his pants

[miceprincess]

Hermes explaining why he gotta go fast

[memesandmylife]

dionysus explaining why he’s Like That

[femur-theif]

All of these are so accurate it hurts

[glass-trash-bab]

@nicadenic

[lesbian-velma-rights]

Also Hermes, God of messengers

[confusedwitch-deactivated202412]

And Eris, Goddess of discord and chaos

[thethinkingaurora]

Oh my god I’m dying, these are all just consecutive sucker punch’s straight to the nose

Help

[william-solace-aaaaa-deactivate]

Ares, the god of war

[glaucooma-rex]

My favourite kind of mutuals are the slutty ones that send me nudes 🥰

[sloppystyle]

[steve-a-repulo-medve]

[roychewtoy]

my watery friend... are you too brushed with the pattern of the dappled light...?

[jesterbots]

[anphivenas]

HARK !!! I SEE HER !! RIGHT IN THE CENTER OF POST !! RAISE THEM MEN FROM THEIR SLUMBER WE'VE A BEAST TO SLAY

[lighthousefoam]

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

[k-simplex-deactivated20241001]

[flunky-robots]

[delphinidin4]

[quinnmorgendorffer]

no one ever remembers the context for the meme 

[cannabiscomrade]

So Arizona launched an “education hotline” that allows “concerned parents” to report “””critical race theory””” and other things like ~gender identity~ being taught in the classroom

It would be a shame if the number and email were spread to bad actors looking to prank call the AZ Department of Education

602-771-3500 or empower @ azed .gov 🤡

Horne said two staff members are sorting through the calls, and two investigators are working on credible leads.

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

and for the love of god, don’t just spam it with memes or le funny shrek jokes or whatever, they’ll just hang up

make plausible-sounding reports for things that don’t actually exist, so that they actually have to waste time/resources investigating false leads - the goal is to waste time they would otherwise be using to do their jobs, not to get tumblr clout for being an epic troll

[neko-setsuka]

So apparently the internet article said the superintendent wouldn't be deterred by the prank calls because they would 'taper off eventually'. It'd be a real shame if this post stayed in circulation via queues so they get a consistent list of prank calls to filter through. 😇

[lethal-liability]

What are your pets named after, or how would you name a pet if you had one?

a fictional character

a celebrity

other human name

a food

another animal

a plant

other inanimate object

a word in another language

secret other thing (tell me in the tags)

I don't have/want a pet but I want to see the results

Voting ended onMar 3, 2023

Reblog if you vote! I don't care about sample sizes, I just like hearing about people's pets! also, tell me their names and what kinds of pets they are in the tags!

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