too pretty to tweet

[emptiable]

if tumblr has a million active users, i am one of them.

if tumblr has ten active users, i am one of them

if tumblr has zero active users i am dead

if the world is against tumblr i am also against tumblr but you can bet ill still be here

[ronworkman]

Shark Culling Laws Poster

Designed by Matteo Musci

[ravenworks-deactivated20210719]

that is a great-ass design

[hisnamewasbeanni]

EXCELLENT design for an EXCELLENT message

[neilcicierega]

If someone beats you up for being "cishet white male" and nothing else, is this okay? Did you deserve it?

what if the world was made of pudding

[penny-anna]

A problem w being on tumblr is I'm completely desensitised to the urls you get on here. I'll send someone a link to a completely innocuous post I think they'll like & not until they're like 'what the fuck is this' do I notice that I've linked them to shreksbiggreencockandballs dot Tumblr dot com or smth. :/

[catgirlforeskin]

I think the urls here are fine

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

[upschittcreek]

[tiktokstowatch]

[simonalkenmayer]

...

No...

I thought I could figure out the referent, but no. I can’t. Which murdered British boys? Someone go back and ask that elderly neighbor or I’ll never be able to sleep again.

[starkie-md]

King Edward V of England and Richard of Shrewsbury, Duke of York! They were murdered by their uncle!

[knightsintodreams]

She... she does

[thoodleoo]

purchased a sans undertale plush for my classroom and i’ve been torturing my students by pretending i don’t know who he is

[thoodleoo]

the look of pain on their faces when i tell them his name is sam is worth every dollar i spent on him

[coughloop]

Gas leak, girl meat, cake boss or whatever the fuck

[michaelnothing]

[striders]

[kittensnax]

[archeogeist]

One day soon I'm going to log on to this app and my whole dash will be crabs and that's how I'll find out the queen died

[bakwaaas]

@aneid / sydney smith / unknown / @bakwaaas / @nutnoce / @dearestvita

[thegaymertrainer]

[nyanboo]

I'm fucking done, I'm going back to Facebook and Instagram. This shit doesn't happen there 😒

[fishingboatproceeds]

I really, really had to take a shit when this photo was being taken. Seconds later I relieved myself in a small potted plant.

[jessebloom]

hope this guy gets to have a lot of sex with the people of his choice.

[eilti]

Goals