祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Janaina Medeiros
ojovivo
trying on a metaphor
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Claire Keane
#extradirty
hello vonnie
blake kathryn
DEAR READER
Sade Olutola
if i look back, i am lost
Keni
wallacepolsom
ellievsbear
cherry valley forever
we're not kids anymore.
will byers stan first human second
Mike Driver
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@toothianasimp
A LOT OF PEOPLE COME UP TO THE SKULL OF JUDGEMENT AND THEY SAY TO THE SKULL OF JUDGEMENT, "SKULL OF JUDGEMENT, YOU SEEM MISERABLE ANSWERING QUESTIONS" AND THEY'RE RIGHT, BUT THE SKULL OF JUDGEMENT DOES IT ANYWAY. WHY? B
JEEZ, DAMN SKULLS ALWAYS PASSING OUT BEFORE THEY CAN FINISH ADVERTISING MY GOOD NAME. THEY JUST DON’T MAKE ‘EM LIKE THEY USED TO
My brother has a pretty good skull. Kind of a bonehead though.
You god-like beings and your puns!
A LOT OF PEOPLE COME UP TO THE SKULL OF JUDGEMENT AND THEY SAY TO THE SKULL OF JUDGEMENT, "SKULL OF JUDGEMENT, YOU SEEM MISERABLE ANSWERING QUESTIONS" AND THEY'RE RIGHT, BUT THE SKULL OF JUDGEMENT DOES IT ANYWAY. WHY? B
JEEZ, DAMN SKULLS ALWAYS PASSING OUT BEFORE THEY CAN FINISH ADVERTISING MY GOOD NAME. THEY JUST DON’T MAKE ‘EM LIKE THEY USED TO
Who's to say they were about to say your name? If anything, they probably were about to say Bruce or smt.
reblog if your name isn't Amanda.
2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!
We’ll find you Amanda.
world heritage post
I HAVE to reblog this eleven million note post. That’s the most notes I’ve ever seen on tumblr. Also my name is Jade, not Amanda.
Not an Amanda, but I think I knew one...
is billford…like… canon..? I must know for scientific purposes
BILLFORD IS CANON IN THE SAME WAY THE PINES FAMILY BEING JEWISH IS CANON
ALL THE GLARING, OBVIOUS FACTS ARE THERE BUT BECAUSE IT'S NEVER STATED OUTRIGHT WE STILL SEE THE FANDOM MAKING THEM CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS
HERE’S SOME FUN ALTERNATIVES TO CELEBRATING CHRISTMAS:
• SHIPPING BILL X ANYTHING OTHER THAN SLIME BOY
• SHIPPING FORD X EYE OF PROVIDENCE
• SHIPPING FORD X SILAS BIRCHTREE
• SHIPPING FORD X BILL CIPHER POSSESSING NIKOLA TESLA’S CORPSE
• SHIPPING FORD X SLEEP
would I be able to...I dunno...
ship myself with u?
@bill-cipher-offical
ARE YOU HOWL PENDRAGON?
Nope! I was scared of him as a kid tho
GOOD! DO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT!
can i ship you with void 😈
THERE ARE NOW TWO THINGS YOU PUNKS CAN’T SHIP ME WITH
how ‘bout the HOWLING void??
THERE ARE THREE THINGS.
axolotl
FOUR. FOUR THINGS.
dipper
YOU’RE HAVING A LOTTA FUN TESTING MY PATIENCE, AREN’T YOU?
mabel
NO AND NO, AND NOT FEZ EITHER
gideon
OOOH, SOOO MUCH FUN FINDING “BILL’S LIST OF ENEMIES” AND READING OFF FROM BOTTOM TO TOP TO FIND GOOD THINGS TO SHIP
ive seen the statue btw i just like ragebaiting you
OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? FINE! YOU GET AN HONORARY SPOT ON THE “BILL’S ENEMIES SLASH THINGS YOU WILL NOT SHIP HIM WITH” LIST. YA HAPPY?
wait ive got another one: howl
ALREADY SAID NO, KID
HAH! YOU WISH! I’VE GOT YOU RIGHT WHERE I WANT YOU
where
RIGHT HERE! Z -511 Y 65,535 X -16,384
I'm shipping you with Pitch Black.
*sends you an ask*
*funny response*
*stupid reblog that makes everyone mad even though it was meant as satire*
*offence*
*reblog that adds no value*
*random bot response everyone hates*
*HATE HATE HATE LOTS OF HATE*
*completely unrelated question that will probably get ignored*
*fun fact*
Music that I think the Guardians would listen to
North- We all know he's into classical music as seen in the movie, but if country music (like perhaps Wonderlust King or anything by Gogol Bordello) was around during the Dark Ages, I can imagine young North being into country music.
Jack- He would be into bands like Fallout Boy and Imagine Dragons.
Sandy- He would be into music no one would expect him to like: rock music. He totally listens to Avenged Sevenfold and Metallica while dealing with nightmares.
Tooth- I'm thinking... maybe Disney-esque or any musical type of music? I can also see Jack trying to get her interested in his type of music since I'm a huge Fairyfrost shipper.
Bunny- With his sensitive ears in mind, he probably doesn't like music at all. He probably thinks it's too noisy and hurts his ears.
Pitch Black (I know he's not a guardian, but I'm adding him to the list too)- He wouldn't listen to music but instead play creepy music on radios at 3 am to scare someone.
So I'm adding the Snow Queen to the Rise of the Guardians universe to be one of Jack's arch-nemisis, but then I discover that one power that the Snow Queen has in the og fairytale is that she can make someone forget everything with one kiss. That makes her more of Tooth's arch-nemisis...
Looks like Jack is sharing arch-nemisis's again.
hey everyone check out my crackship #mycrackship
YOU'VE GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING ME
They're not gonna stop, Bill. Eventually this will become another Jelsa.
It'll have its own fandom with animatics, edits, and all that jazz.
HEY BILL!!! HOW ARE YOU???
TERRIBLE!!!
@bill-cipher-offical
That's not okay...any reason why?
ENDLESS BETRAYAL AND NO CANDY PRIVILEGES!
Are you referring to me?
HAH! YOU WISH
Who betrayed you recently? Besides yourself.
ALL MY “FOLLOWERS” WHO THINK THE FUNNIEST THING IN THE MULTIVERSE IS SHIPPING BILLHOWL JUST TO SEE ME SQUIRM
shipping you with Dr. Facilier too.
AT LEAST THAT ONE'S HALFWAY REASONABLE! HE'S ACTUALLY HOT!
Wait, so we were right about the whole five stages of grief thing? Or is this Stage five: Acceptance talking?
HEY BILL!!! HOW ARE YOU???
TERRIBLE!!!
@bill-cipher-offical
That's not okay...any reason why?
ENDLESS BETRAYAL AND NO CANDY PRIVILEGES!
Are you referring to me?
HAH! YOU WISH
Who betrayed you recently? Besides yourself.
ALL MY “FOLLOWERS” WHO THINK THE FUNNIEST THING IN THE MULTIVERSE IS SHIPPING BILLHOWL JUST TO SEE ME SQUIRM
shipping you with Dr. Facilier too.
How long you been on Tumblr?
About a couple of weeks. I first signed in to finish reading a rating of my favorite character's designs because I love that sort of thing and stayed for the awesome fanarts and roleplay blogs.
I need to do more evil
I proclaim myself a ‘villan’ yet barely do evil
everyone
suggest me some plots
CAUSE A HEART ATTACK IN A MAJOR WORLD LEADER, THEN SPREAD THE WORD THAT THERE SHOULD BE MORE STUDIES IN WHAT CAUSES HEART ATTACKS, AND SPONSOR SEVERAL STUDIES SO THE PUBLIC AS A WHOLE COMES TO THE WRONG CONCLUSION AS TO WHAT A "HEALTHY" LIFESTYLE IS. NOW CREATE AN EMPIRE BASED ON PEOPLE WHO ARE NOW BUYING YOUR SUPER-HEALTHY PRODUCT THAT PREVENTS HEART ATTACKS, WHICH HAPPENS TO BE WHAT YOU WERE ALREADY MAKING (EASY, RIGHT?) AND RAKE IN THE TRILLIONS
OR PUT GUM IN SOMEONE'S SOCKS
The gum in socks sounds way too evil to be done.
Please read this because it is EXTREMELY important me (a transgender man) and to other trans individuals.
The US Government is currently trying to pass an incredibly dangerous national law for trans youth called HR 2616.
This bill would ban all Federally funded schools from teaching about gender identity or sexual orientation, prevent teachers from using the correct pronouns and names for trans students, remove books with any trans representation in them, and even go as far as to prevent teachers from acknowledging trans identity AT ALL.
Any school that does not follow this will lose all federal funding. This bill would also require teachers to forcibly out trans students to their families, which would be fatal to any trans student with a transphobic Family or just hateful family in general. Trans people are already a group that already has some of the highest rates of being victim to suicide, domestic violence, and sexual assault.
This bill actively makes teachers put those innocent children at such a big risk. This bill has rapidly passed the house this week with support from all 209 republicans, as well as 8 democrats. But, it's still being voted on in the senate, which means there is still time to help stop this.
To help stop this, you can visit 5calls.org (look up 2616 in the search bar), one of the most top issues filed Oppose Attacks on LGBTQ+ Students. Once you put in your general location, it will pull-up contact information for your senator, and give you a script for calling them.
If you are a minor and/or do not feel comfortable doing this, PLEASE repost this on here, or any other platform you are on/can find! This needs to be heard and fought against.
Thank you for reading this, my lovely people!
(My moots/friends that I'm tagging: @syrupppppppppp @s4pphicfurryr4ve2769 @starstarstarrystar @histrynerdss @billiloveyouso @ultimatebikergangleader69 @trixthemagemain @otlantispearlxox @jaxwithabow)
I always forget there are maga people on tumblr, this doesn’t feel like a website you’d find them on, so to keep them away:
Reblog if your blog is a maga free zone because if it wasn’t clear enough fuck ice, fuck maga, fuck Trump, Fuck Rowling, and fuck all the other bigots I missed
In case anyone missed it
It took me 2 and a half days, but I'm finally finished! (I ain't doing the background or shading)
Hope y'all like this! I had so much fun with coloring.
Yes, I used a reference for the hand.
the people of tumblr, make this viral
WOAH HEY QUIT BLAMING THAT KID
I CAUSED WEIRDMAGGEDON. NOBODY EVER WANTS TO GIVE ME CREDIT FOR SOME REASON. THAT WAS NOT AN EASY PARTY TO PLAN, I'LL TELL YA WHAT! CATERERS THESE DAYS, I SWEAR
I COULDN'T CARE LESS WHAT HAPPENED TO SHOOTING STAR. BUT HEY, SHE'S GREAT AT DISTRACTIONS!
Why are we blaming a child for Weirdmaggedon? If anything, it’s my fault. I am the one that made a foolish deal.
It was many people's fault.
But mostly it was Bill's. He never told you why he wanted to do Weirdmaggedon, did he?
It doesn’t change anything.
Well.
I'm gonna tell you anyway because I like trying to justify the unjustifiable! It's a fun mental exercise. See, the dimension Bill is in, known as the "Nightmare Realm" is collapsing in on itself due to entropy so Bill needs to get him and his buddies to a new dimension. And the reason he sick and demented is because of...THE INCIDENT.
I’m still dooming my own world.
...
*He's silent, thoughtful. He appears to be considering something.
The hows about I help you save it? No deals. No tricks.
Unlike Bill, I can travel between your worlds freely. I'm also experienced in disassembling and reassembling portals. With the portal destroyed Bill will have no way into your world. We just need a way to either get him to back off voluntarily, or force him out of your mind somehow. You know a few things Bill can't really work with, yes?
@young-stanford-pines-offical
Yes but I always face retaliation.
We could try putting a metal plate in your head. Worked for other ford variants.
I don’t have anything approximating a viable operating room!
@young-stanford-pines-offical but I do!
I just met you.
Y'know what? That's fair skepticism is def deserved. I haven't even introduced myself, have I?
No, you haven’t
Fair. I'll tell ya, no tricks like Bill, though whether you trust that or not is up to you. Names Void. Void Enderheart. Only those truly close to me know my real name. I'm one of the most powerful creatures in the multiverse and rule over a universe between all universes, know by your kind as "The End."
As for my credentials well...
*He brings out a notepad.
I've traveled quite extensively, I attended Julliard, Harvard, and several other advanced schools throughout the multiverse, I uh when to a universe with the black plague still being prominent and had a pretty good time during that, I've seen "A Quiet Place" about OnE THoUsaND EiGHtY NInE tImEs and it keeps gettin funnier, EVERY TIME I SEE IT, NOT TO MENTION THE FACT YOU'RE TALKING TO SOMEONE WHOS LITTERALY DIED BEFORE! NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK!? Think I'm qualified?
*Void notices your semi-terrified semi-confused look and regathers himself.
Look. I know you have no reason to trust me. By all means if you immediately did something would be really wrong with you. But I was once half human. Mortal. Like you. I want to help. So lets make a deal. Not a legally binding one, but one that puts trust in each other. I help you close Bill's portal get him to cancel your deal with him AND. I let you travel the multiverse and see lots of cool things. And in return, I wish simply to be able to chat with you.
I…
@young-stanley-pines-offical . Come here please.
STANLEY, COME OVER NOW AND TALK TO YOUR BROTHER YOU UNGRATEFUL CRIMINAL FLESHSACK-
Don’t speak to my brother like that!
he ruined your dreams. Remember? think about it. does he really deserve being forgiven for what he did to you? hm?
HAH! THIS PERSON SAYS IT LIKE IT IS!
WOAH HEY WAIT A SECOND WHAT’S GOING ON HERE
I’m helping Ford be free!
KID, THE ONLY THING YOU’RE “FREEING” STANFORD FROM IS AN ETERNITY OF BLISS AND UNSHACKLED SCIENTIFIC DISCOVERY
Under the heel of someone who can’t take accountability for destroying his own universe?
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Yeesh! Someone's mad.
Hi. Right now my head hurts so much i feel like i might vomit and my head explode afterwards. I think this might be your fault but I'm not really sure
If it's really you I'LL stop liking you
Because what if i die😡
WHAT, YOU THINK I GO AROUND HANDING OUT FREE MIGRAINES LIKE CANDY? ONLY IF YOU'RE PLAYING SYNTHESIZED MUSIC OR ANYTHING FROM THEME PARK RIDES ON LOOP
Are there theme park songs you like? Or is anything by the Sherman Brothers your kryptonite?
NOBODY LIKES THE SHERMAN BROTHERS EXCEPT AMERICAN MILLENNIALS AND THE KIND OF CHILD THAT WOULD LICK A FROZEN FLAGPOLE TWICE
I think you are the type of kid that would lick a frozen flagpole twice
BZZZZZT! WRONG!
I’M NOT A KID
Okay grammer correction: were* the type of kid who'd lick a frozen flagpole twice
WE DIDN'T HAVE FLAGPOLES WHERE I GREW UP, SO NO SCIENTIFIC THEORIES TO TEST FOR BABY BILLY
HOWEVER! I HAVE MADE SEVERAL CHILDREN LICK FROZEN FLAGPOLES, WELLS, STREETLAMPS, YOU NAME IT! REAL TINGLY!
You could say you had "flatpoles"
