[angelicguy]

me after taking two pills from a pill bottle labeled “pills that make it so if there’s a cherry pie in a bear trap, you can’t see the bear trap” and seeing a cherry pie right next to me: i mean, what are the odds right?

[memes-to-show-my-therapist]

[beyoncespenis]

‘Beyonce covered Sex On Fire at glastonbury right?’ ‘She made the song a lot better. She made me masturbate to my own song.“ - Caleb Followill (from Kings of Leon)

[virgoassbitch]

A MOMENT

[ryandevon]

We’ve all masturbated to it now

[leointhejungle]

[s-abahussain-deactivated2019112]

keep your feelings, no one cares anymore.

[makinginfinity]

[yiffmaster]

this is about The Grinch

[majortomwaits]

me after one shower

[warmcafes-archive]

https://instagram.com/p/Bd5nawsgbiJ/

[thespectacularspider-girl]

[token-evil-teammate]

[thespectacularspider-girl]

It’s okay!  He just got really fluffy

[zoneofacceptance]

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

[andrewreyes]

[thisac]

[b0is]

petition to adopt this new set of emojis

[criteria-deactivated20190528]

Mmm but, I know what you like. Baby. Can I come over, come over? 

[sephiramy]

[lohver]

i think it’s important to realize that no matter how good you are to people, it won’t make them good to you.

[298320482349204821999]

so much kink shit is just men trying to justify their desire to hurt women and pretend like they can go into a room, hurt someone, get off to hurting someone, and then walk out as if that doesn’t mean anything about who they are as a person

[shittycryptids]

A ghost that exists only to drink lemonade at 2am.

[percethecurse]

That’s just me and I don’t appreciate being called shitty thanks