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[dumblr]

When you get mad, take a deep breath and count to ten. Throw a punch at eight. No one ever expects that.

[fluffysheeps]

River puppies 🐊

[the1920sinpictures]

1925 Balto and his sled driver Gunnar Kasson at the unveiling of Central Park's Balto statue. (Balto, Gunnar and their sled dog team brought life-saving diptheria medicine across Alaska during an outbreak.) From New York City Images: 1850-1980, FB.

[fjordfolk]

People in the notes saying they didn't know we had pictures of Balto and Gunnar Kaasen - there are a few!

[throathole]

And we shall return from whence we came.

[cholerascum]

does anyone have the one where he falls down only to get schlorped up into another slide

[devmoth]

[massachusetts-official]

Official Post of Massachusetts

[pitbolshevik]

i love when you’re talking to someone who’s not from florida and you just casually mention a thing that only happens in Florida and it ruins their whole day

[pitbolshevik]

one time i was talking to some guy and he was like “haha how do yall get alligators in your backyard? do you not have fences?” and i had to inform him that gators can absolutely climb fences

[pitbolshevik]

omw to go sit in your pool

[gaymageclub]

this is why kennedy space center had to install fancy outward-curving fences around the launchpad, bc gators climbing over regular fences and getting on the launchpad could be very dangerous

[songsofwaterandnight]

I’d like to think that the “STOP 🛑” sign is also for the gators.

[greatmountainfloofsquatch]

The gators don’t abide by our petty laws. They are…instigators.

[weaselle]

turns out they climb trees too. Like regularly. they tend to do it a lot less once they reach certain sizes, but like several crocodilian species turn out to have a whole development period where they spend a lot of time in trees, and we just never knew that until like 2014 because, understandably, nobody who was studying them thought “i wonder if I should look for a bunch of crocodiles up in the trees”

[frottinq]

new phobia just dropped

[turnipfritters]

haters will see multi-talented queens and develop a phobia

[moniquill]

[infinitemachine]

That is wild. I love it.

[sexchangedotcom]

my beautiful baby who i'm naming untitled document

[hotcrossedfangs]

[shounenchild]

my favorite part of this whole thing tbh

[radiotroph-deactivated20180625]

me: haha oh god this is so bad im making so many unsupported claims and pulling all this analysis out of my ass

my prof in the margins: excellent analysis!

me: 

[orphanblaque]

when i was in high school i used to write my papers thinking wow i’m just bullshitting all of this. then like a week before my senior year ended after all the grades were set, i was talking to my english teacher and told him you know i just bullshitted every paper i wrote. he told me that while i may have thought i was just pulling it all out of my ass, i genuinely knew what i was talking about and made well-supported analyses. i only thought i was bullshitting because it didn’t take much effort and it all seemed obvious to me. if you do well on your essays even though you think you’re just making it up as you go, chances are you’re not pulling it out of your ass. you’re just a genuinely talented analyst, even if the analysis that you’re making comes from a subconscious understanding of the material rather than a conscious effort to study it. give yourself some credit. 

[persistentmanlyagitation]

[mpregwizard-deactivated20260125]

anything you pull out of your ass had to get there somehow

[captain-trash-cannot-deactivate]

Anything you pull out of your ass had to get there somehow

[catasters]

[kittygoatgruff]

Wiggly little baby.

[paprikatupp]

IRS Free Online Tax Preparation Feedback Survey

IRS Free Online Tax Preparation Feedback Survey

For anyone in the US, the IRS just dropped a survey asking if people would like to file for free. People should take the survey!

[aethersea]

this is quick and it is simple, and it looks like something the IRS is putting out so they can say "see, the public wants a free, easy tax filing service! please give us funding for this!"

the questions are basically "if you could file your taxes easily for free online, would you? would you rather do it with the IRS or with a private company? are you ok with the IRS spending $20 on processing your return (you still pay nothing, it is still free)?"

basically they're asking "do you want us to spend your tax dollars on making it easy for you to file your taxes for free?"

[rambrandt-the-painter]

follow me... for adventure and wonder

[crocadilly]

I recognize this still!

[crocadilly]

It’s from my favorite croc gif!

Look at ‘em go!

[rambrandt-the-painter]

this is so beautiful i might cry

[mutimatuti]

be free

[megan-renee]

obsessed

[boycorruption]

do you want to hunt me for sport later

[memorycycle]

makes up a sandwich to get hungry at

[shitpostinguniverse]

[angstbotfic]

yes and

and 

[sic-semper-hominibus]

[rebel13lion39]

[lovednknown]

hey i noticed you didn’t like any of my posts today are we broken up?