My brother (watches OPLA, not anime) watched the Laboon ep w me, here are some of his best quotes:
“Oh mama… that’s a whale… y’all are getting jonah-ed” (when Straw hats are going down reverse mt)
(After the sudden cut to luffy waking up on the ground) “is there an entire ecosystem inside this whale!??” […] “oh, okay, phew.” If only he knew lmao
“Listen, Troye Sivan with baseball bats, I’m not scared of your twink ass” (after Miss Wednesday and Mr. 9 reveal)
“God, his lashes are just nuts. He doesn’t need all that.” (Again, talking abt Mr. 9)
“This sad ass whale… what the f**k…” (after literally two seconds of crocus explaining Laboon’s backstory. Like it hadn’t even flashed back yet)
(Throughout flashbacks to Laboon + Rumbar pirates) *anguished noises* “there’s more??”
“Who hurt these writers? why would they put this poor whale thru all that???” (He doesn’t know the depths Oda will go to lmao)
[through tears] “CAN WE LET THIS WHALE CATCH A BREAK PLEASE?!?” (After I explained the full backstory of what happened to the Rumbar pirates)
(After the episode finished) “ok miss blue hair high pony is ©️.u.n.t.y, but if all these episodes are as sad as this one I’m gonna be pissed”
“Oop— what was that look, Nami??” (After Nami did a lil side eye/checking out Vivi) (he clocked the namivivi so early I’m so proud)