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[enki2]

[charlieslowartsies]

[starfallsapphic]

i feel this scene is really underappreciated. they're literally jpegs. they are eating jpegs. and they don't even find it weird it's not even a joke. they're just fine with it. honestly kinda makes me want to try some of the jpeg

[lollyde]

THEY LITERALLY SHOVED TAKOSEN INTO A SCANNER FOR THIS JOKE I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH THEY LITERALLY

THEY JUST PUT IT IN THERE

[starfallsapphic]

THIS IS NEWS TO ME OH MY GOD?? THIS MAKES IT EVEN FUNNIER

[theslowesthnery]

the wretched abomination known as the minotaur has discovered some chalk

[sensry]

Velociraptor String Puppet | lauramathewsart on Instagram

[only-tiktoks]

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

The girls are exeeerrrcising

[bringbackgoth]

don't hide your tags bestie this is so cute

[girljeremystrong]

why is this so funny

[satanstrousers]

One of my friends asked me the other day if I would suck one thousand dicks for a billion dollars, and I love questions like that because not only are they so demonstrative of the no-homo society we live in, but they also show a fundamental lack of understanding that some people have for the value of money. Like, do you realize just how much money one billion dollars is? Do you realize I could live my life in the lap of luxury buying literally everything I could ever want and still have a fortune to leave to my children?? For sucking some dicks?? We are talking 1 million dollars per dick sucked!! That’s just economical like come on man.

[seauxamerican-deactivated201705]

1 billion dollars and all you’d have to do is suck a dick every day for the next 2.7 years. That’s it. Plenty of people already do that. You could quit your job and literally suck dick for a living. You could suck two dicks a day and only have to suck dick for 1.4 years. You could suck 5 dicks a day for about 6 months. 5 DICKS A DAY FOR 6 MONTHS FOR A BILLION DOLLARS, OF COURSE I’LL FUCKIN DO THAT. THAT’S THE DREAM, THAT’S FUCKIN HEAVEN.

[quickweaves]

and here i was thinking about sucking dick for free

[wehavetoburnitdown]

I’m with Jack Harlow on this

[turing-tested]

is this orange or yellow.

[turing-tested]

its yellow you are all wrong i have decided just now

[dogonitblog]

hey op, what does this say?

[turing-tested]

nice try but i’m not colorblind it says 71

[khazel-t]

[clearcutcasualty]

Am I tripping?

Is that not 71?

[rankeluck]

You’re slightly colorblind, that is 74 and the color of the car is orange.

[clearcutcasualty]

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[cranberrybogmummy]

It’s orange

[yumiiiiiii]

it’s literally 71

[jessbeinme15]

Bestie it’s 74

[yumiiiiiii]

[jessbeinme15]

[spacepaprika]

Y’all it clearly fucking says 21

[galvantual-moved-deactivated202]

where are you getting that from?

[rudolphsboyfriend]

Babes it’s 81 what r yall seeing

[vang0bus]

its 74 bestie you might be colorblind

[royal-random-the-yogurt-queen]

That 81 person can see shrimp colors

[astraltrickster]

I took exactly the same image, increased the saturation, and shifted it to a part of the spectrum most people can see better.

For all your no-YOU-have-the-weird-color-vision argument-solving needs.

Also, the car is orange.

[rubykgrant]

[meow-moment]

Me: So yeah, casual english has completely changed since then. Nowadays instead of 'There was a crying baby on the bus today' you would say 'Me when I'm in a being loud and annoying competition and my opponent is crying baby on bus.' And then you'd post this picture of Squidward. Oh, uh, Squidward is a guy from a cartoon-"

Reanimated Corpse of John Wilkes Booth: *Has been staring angrily at a penny for the last 15 minutes and not listened to a word I've said*

[cikero]

I be sleeping in the master chief position

[cikero]

[ruinedchildhood]

“Birds are fed by their parents in their infancy. When the time comes to feed themselves, there can be some confusion when the food does not go into their mouth by itself.”

[aflo]

literally an ipad baby

[prideandprejudiceandknuckles]

(@hazelsmazecave)

[erarg]

we will never know the scale of their riches 

[murraysiskind-deactivated202406]

Thinking about how when my oldest brother took Japanese classes his professor was like your pronunciation is really good 😊 but you need to watch movies that aren't about the Yakuza because you sound like a criminal

[sunshinetomorrow]

my grubhub being delivered by a wizard or some sort of apostle

[enki2]

[cambriancutie]

favorite visual gags:

something drawn realistically to show an emotion

something drawn poorly to show an emotion

[baaeluu]

[shigayokagayama]