Toronto's Squirrels

Finally! A place to be weird with my squirrels!  He/Him. Trans. Autistic. Mexican born Canadian Jew. Married to @rarepairheathen. Very into Rumitch! Movie buff. Gen X weirdo who loves taking photos of squirrels. And according to my kid, "Ultimate dad, will vibe with gen Z, lover of films and TV, and obviously squirrels." Will also reblog his art.

[killthelantern-raisetheghost]

[doberbutts]

Doctors at my job euthanized a chicken for a client.

Client loved chicken very much and had it sent off for cremation.

We get ashes back and notify client to come pick up.

Client comes to front desk and states they are here for their rotisserie chicken.

I go back to the doctor office and tell the doctor that euthanized the chicken because I think it'll make her laugh. Rotisserie chicken becomes new office meme.

[socialistexan]

French-Iranian author Marjane Satrapi, author of 'Persepolis', dies of 'sadness' at 56

French-Iranian author and illustrator Marjane Satrapi, best known for the book and film “Persopolis”, has died of "sadness", members of her

This one hurt, her work had such a profound effect on my life, thoughts, and politics.

May her memory be a blessing

[pedro-friedeberg]

God promised me 3000 years ago that my enemies would be morons

[ororium-z]

Happy Pride!

[rootbeergoddess]

Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions

[thesaltofcarthage]

I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.

[mslovelyrita]

Marilyn ❤

[mslovelyrita]

Happy birthday to this beautiful angel. And forever reminder that she was Jewish. ❤

[mslovelyrita]

Happy Pride Month! 🏳️‍🌈 Be normal about queer Jews or else. 🫵

[starg2zerlion]

This includes queer Orthodox Jews, queer Jews of color, and queer Israeli Jews. Be normal or else. 🫵

[djpiss]

Happy pride month to all of my exhausted queer jews

[bi-is-beautifull]

[voidthing]

happy month, fellow slurs.

[dailycatsblog]

Feeling the pride month be like

[catchymemes]

[strangesmallbard]

happy pride! be normal about lgbt jews or else 🫵

[strangesmallbard]

happy pride! be normal about anne frank or else 🫵🫵🫵

[alxnxllix]

Reblog if you're grateful for your internet friends

[wordybee]

baby cardinal looking slightly less muppety and miserable.

[mockva]

Man notices an Eagle eyeing the fish he just caught

[mexicain-sans-frontiers-v2]

[the-davest-of-uncles]

*gets back to the nest* baby you are NEVER gonna believe how i got this fish

[alanaisalive]

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

[iguanamouth]

oh shit

[throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight]

[alanaisalive]

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

[docd666]

Y'all know what to do Tumblr.

[smokeweedeattherich]

I'm convinced Mythbusters needs a reboot. Misinformation or mythinformation if you will, is at an all time high. We NEED the show that promotes critical thinking to come back. It doesn't need the same cast, in fact I think it would be better with some fresh faces. Imagine all the good it would do if you could just show your crazy uncle the Mythbusters reboot episode that debunks his anti-vaxx conspiracy in an easily digestible and entertaining format.