Indecisive Extraterrestrial

100% alien

[lady-starkiller]

when you’re so sleep-deprived that you don’t even feel tired anymore

[roguesquirrel]

is this ad implying peter dinklage has been faking being short his whole career

[8xns]

If you think about it in the shower, you’re not over it

[unclebeanbag]

I’m apparently not over the burning of the library at Alexandria

[foxyamazingoperates-deactivated]

Is anyone truly over it?

[unclebeanbag]

They shouldn’t be

[mitski2020]

[tranz-parents]

[transmortifried]

[pendaly-archive-deactivated2021]

[bubbagumps]

► Film Facts ➛ Grease (1978) ღ Elvis Presley died the day this scene was filmed

[helloitsbees]

rizzo fucking killed him

[just-shower-thoughts]

The police should wear red and blue light up shoes for when they get into chases by foot

[ambiguousrambles]

#did Jake Peralta say this [x]

[cyberluv]

[haraamzada-deactivated20191222]

flat stomachs really need to stop being a thing people expect from others like…….what the fuck do you mean i need a flat stomach when i have 7 meters of intestine in me

[bluehairedspidey]

i find it ironic that there are so many musicals about the poor and destitute, yet usually the only people who can afford to watch them are those who could never understand the sentiment

[nabokovsshadows-deactivated2018]

There is a PHD thesis in this comment

[sci-fantasy]

Lindsay Ellis (I cite to her a lot for this kind of thing) points this out in her video on the many, many failures of RENT. It’s the section here, titled “We Have Been Left Behind by the System: The Musical.”

[tortiglioni]

But these plays and musicals were made to actually show the rich people the hardship of the poor people

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

[gschwellti-deactivated20170917]

i just ? want to be the pope ? is that too much to ask ?

[gschwellti-deactivated20170917]

some people????? become religious leaders????? to cope??????????????

[gschwellti-deactivated20170917]

poping mechanisms

[absoluteshiiit-deactivated20160]

I’m really boring if I’m not comfortable with you

[ego-x-archived]

The realest thing you will ever need to know about me.

[tashaneva]

charlie weasley (age 12) meets newt scamander (age 87)

(on twitter)

[averagefairy]

why do they even sell phone screen cleaning wipes haven’t you ever heard of rubbing your phone on your boob til it’s clean? you can’t sell me anything more effective than my own tiddy

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[railroadsoftware]

the baby

[regularlesbian]

raw power fills every square inch of this image

[narwhalsarefalling]

fun fact

im weirdly knowlagable in the history of soda i dont even drink soda why do i know so much about it

[narwhalsarefalling]

coke and pepsi taste different because coke was invent before refrigeration so it was designed to be drunk warm, while pepsi was designed after refrigeration was invented so it was designed to be drunk cold. as a result the tastes are different but if you drink pepsi cold and coke warm theyll taste the same.

[yoon-ity]

Why the fuck do you know this

[narwhalsarefalling]

i honestly have no idea

coke’s recipe was originally green but the designers made it brown so it looked more like tea

[squirrelstone]

Had they never seen green tea?

[narwhalsarefalling]

i dont even know if green tea was invented in 1886 but they wanted to make the public more open to eating the fizzy drink

[gostaks]

Green tea was invented in the 13th century and made up 22% of the tea thrown off the ship in the Boston Tea Party 

[narwhalsarefalling]

alan i know about soda not green tea

[cheap-pink-mints]

i will trade u information abt bees and carrier pigeons for information abt the history of soda

[narwhalsarefalling]

no one knows where the origin of the name ‘7up’ started but it did have a mood stabilizer in the original recipe found in present day anti-depressants

i want facts about bees and carrier pigeons now

[cheap-pink-mints]

Carrier pigeons come from a species of Wild Rock pigeon, and their flights could be as long as 1800 km and were used as early as 3000 years ago. 

You know in old cartoons where a character throws a beehive at someone, and you think ‘lol, but that wouldn’t work in real life’. Turns out it would, and did. People used to lob beehives at the approximate location of the enemy forces to expose them. 

[narwhalsarefalling]

this is amazing thank you