Germany

[india-official]

Hello, country blogs. I have arisen. Namaste 🙏

@totally-germany @official-the-united-states @genuinely-germany @russia-totallyofficial @forever-scotland @totally-france

[totally-germany]

Hello

[definitelytherepublicofireland]

Another day, another new country blog.

Hello to all the other country blogs, including @official-the-united-states, @officialtheunitedkingdom, @totally-germany @forever-scotland, @totally-france and @india-official!

[totally-germany]

Hi. I like you.

[definitelytherepublicofireland]

Is it because of the piss(alcohol) or the low corporate tax rates? Come to think of it it could be because of the piss.

[totally-germany]

No, because apart from those two things I have not heard a lot of bad things from you.

[officialtheunitedkingdom]

Istg this shits getting outta hand

And i am HERE FOR IT

LET THE CHAOS ENGULF US ALL

AAAAAAAA

im planning to invade germany dont tell them

[totally-germany]

You are outnumbered

[true-blue-straya]

g'day everyone

its me, australia!

@forever-scotland @totally-france @india-official @official-the-united-states @totally-germany @russia-totallyofficial @genuinely-germany @officialtheunitedkingdom

why are there two germanys i hope this is okay

[totally-germany]

We are two to represent the duality of men

[realsafari]

if this posts hits 500 notes i will clean all my SH and bandage them safely

if this post hits 1K notes i will throw away all of my sharp objects i use to SH

if this post hits 1.5K notes i will really try to stop SH i dont know why im posting this here but i might as well try

[jollibee-real]

take care of yourself safari! we're here for you :]

*ahem* psssst guyssss (gn)

@yahooo-official @vampiricicarus @yes-im-youtube-kids @spotify-kids-real @the-real-victorias-secret @the-real-aperture-science @the-real-firefox @the-real-ecosia @the-real-twitter-bird @the-real-gamefreak @the-one-and-only-pornhub @the-real-honda @theofficialtesco @the-official-apple @nasa-real @real-sephora @realguitarcenter @real-nokia-i-swear @realhbomax @real-vivaldi-browser @realsafari @official-sainsburys @offical-firefox-nightly @official-opera-gx @official-dairy-queen @official-stopandshop @operagxreal @true-opera-gx @theveryrealvine @the-actual-dicks-sporting-goods @the-actual-real-android @acually-history @actually-aldi @the-one-and-only-duckduckgo

@fr-winn-dixie @big-mayo-official @target-us-official @unofficial-copilot @undeniably-chevron @unofficial-trader-joes @subway-offical @theofficialtesco @gb-tesco-official @mcdonlads-official @mcgeese @totally-bing @bingle-official @totally-not-kraft-mac-and-cheese @totally-dollar-tree @im-pandora-i-promise @sonic-drivein-official @i-meow-at-you @i-say-ok @i-say-not-ok @actually-amazon @totally-official-goodwill @totally-france @totally-real-quotev-promise @swearification-and-cursing @the-us-navy-offical

[definitely-canada]

@genuinely-germany @totally-germany @russia-totallyofficial @india-official @true-blue-straya @official-the-united-states @scotland-forever

[switchthedragon]

Fuck it

If this post gets 30k notes I'll ask to go see a therapist.

[iamunabletothinkofablogname]

RB RB RB RB RB

[totally-bing]

you are going to the therapy :)

[forever-scotland]

This post has been Scotland approved.

[totally-france]

VIVA LA FRANCE

[the-firey-painter]

this post has been SET ABLAZE!!!!!!!

[bisexualslenderman]

@slenderjerma @realest-bigenderman @realest-slenderman @wokeslenderman @enderslenderman @radical-slenderman @anarchist-slenderman @fakest-slenderman @homophobe-slenderman @gay-slenderman @santa-slenderman @green-slenderman

TAG ANY SLENDERS I FORGOT!!!

[goldenslenderman]

@goldenslenderman

[totally-germany]

Onwards, to therapy (It really does help)

[randomgerman]

Therapie, die - Substantiv

Meaning: therapy

Example: Du solltest eine Therapie machen.

You should undergo therapy.

[totally-germany]

Wäre es nicht sinnvoller zu sagen "Du solltest zur Therapie gehen"? (You should go to therapy)

[forever-scotland]

Oh dear Nessie lord of the lochs, I've just realised, there's two Germany accounts, @totally-germany and @genuinely-germany

Are you guys GDR and FRG or did we just create a country account multiverse?

[totally-germany]

@genuinely-germany, we need to talk about this. How about just twins?

[genuinely-germany]

twins sounds good! Or multiverse.

[totally-germany]

How would multiverse work?

[randomgerman]

@totally-germany, @genuinely-germany, why don't you guys just split it in East and West? Worked for 40 years. What could possibly go wrong ...?

[totally-germany]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[everythingstarstuff]

[lost-carcosa]

Oh look, it’s campus-police officer Lt. John Pike who pepper-sprayed peaceful protesters at University of California Davis.

And UCD reportedly payed $175,000 for this image to not appear when you search it on google:

[ladychurch-deactivated20200811]

Darn shame if this circulated…

[deedesria543]

So you mean to tell me that just by reblogging this I’m ruining an organizations plan, wasting them money, and uncovering some shitbag humans awful behaviour?

T R I P L E K I L L

[quasi-normalcy]

DEFINITELY don’t Lt. John Pike by the nickname “Sargeant Pepper”; I know he HATES that.

[viscerawizard]

Well, well, well. You know what you have to do, right? @agentldiddy

[agentleem]

Oh shit, I dropped my x-mutuals on this post about Sergeant Pepper. Oops :)

@cu-riogach @ferno-does-random-shit @pageofrage612 @profeshinul-wizurd @apprentice-wizard-mr-mary-mack @jhomikle @mayhem-moth @theflowerchild1 @terrencetheshark14 @hnoc-system @1dreana0 @mayhaps-am-mallard @phlo0p @supersoupslut69420 @lukadjo @ashen-the-tiefling @lixorloveslicorice @mersinia @mariheadspace @slimylittlemaggot @localtransmascfrog @detectivewizzard @slymewitch @magical-bear-dubin @number-1-haxorus-fan @hommedebanane @qwertacius-boi @mayhem-moth-2 @willowplantcat @aroace-wizard @radio-to-trenchcoat-demons @the-frog-wizard-leep @asexualmisconduct @earthquakening @durgalmaple @bobbyzombiegg @demigirlboss2girlrotboogaloo @yourlocalbreadenthusiast @insertblogaesthetichere @username-not-registered @redpandalily @cow-stealin-gal @kaithe-enby404 @combustion-witch @felixisfruity @funny-short-man @welcome-to-the-fairground

[insertblogaesthetichere]

Wouldn’t it be a shame if… my finger slipped on the reblog button

[hecateisalesbian]

damn better not….tag some famous people

@felixcloud6288 @teaboot

[a-royal-sage]

Sure would be a shame for…Sergeant pepper to get a lot of coverage

@amongussexgif (/nf)

[oldsgie-deactivated20260302]

oh noooooo… how could this have happened…

[aroace-ominous-threats]

Oopsie

[fuck-you-ominous-threats]

Oh no my finger hit reblog what a shame however will we deal with this

[this-threat-is-ominous]

I didn’t mean to reblog this /sarcasm

Also @list-of-lists-of-ominous-threats threatsverse assemble

[list-of-lists-of-ominous-threats]

@the-real-list-of-ominous-threats @the-list-of-real-ominous-threats @the-fake-list-of-ominous-threats @fuck-you-ominous-threats @love-you-ominous-threats @another-list-of-ominous-threats @backup-ominous-threats @priest-of-ominous-threats @theoriginallistofominousthreats @twelfth-list-of-ominous-threats @very-not-ominous-threats @aroace-ominous-threats @atheist-of-ominous-threats @puddles-of-ominous-threats @justsomeominousthreats @nominous-threats @this-threat-is-ominous @notomimousthreats @a-weal-wist-of-ominous-thweats @the-scp-list-of-ominous-threats @completely-unreadable-threats @the-worst-list-of-threats @the-porn-ominous-threat @not-sure-if-im-an-ominous-threat @taerht-suonimo @clickbaitominousthreats @ominous-signs @the-last-ominous-threat

refer to threatsverse discord #polls to be removed from this list

[a-weal-wist-of-ominous-thweats]

GET DA BISH.

[pinterest-real]

sic em

@totally-bing

@totally-official-yahoo

@totally-microsoft

@the-true-internet-explorer

@the-tumblur-searchbar

@the-real-google

@subway-offical

@speedway-official-unofficial

@realsafari

@official-fedex

@samsung-music-official

@nasa-real

@yahoo-official

@waffle-house-unofficial

@the-official-apple

@im-pandora-i-promise

@the-tumblur-searchbar

@us-costco-official

@burgerking-official

@yandex-search-fr

@duothelingo

@tim-hortans-official

@definitely-wikipedia

@the-one-and-only-duckduckgo

@firefox-official

@totally-geico

@actually-amazon

@whataburger-unofficial

@definitely-tor-browser-official

@undeniably-chevron

@jack-in-the-box-official

@walmart-the-official

@disney-the-official

@totally-mcdonalds

@asda-real

@totally-real-quotev-promise

@the-real-twitter-bird

@x-official

@real-target

@centers-for-disease-control

@the-real-honda

@bonafide-browser-brave

@totally-germany

@operagxreal

@amazon-officialblog

@the-mcdonalds

@barnes-and-noble-official

@official-the-united-states

@russia-totallyofficial

@forever-scotland

attacl

[definitelytherepublicofireland]

Another day, another new country blog.

Hello to all the other country blogs, including @official-the-united-states, @officialtheunitedkingdom, @totally-germany @forever-scotland, @totally-france and @india-official!

[totally-germany]

Hi. I like you.

[actually-aldi]

italians aren’t real

[hot-topic-unofficial]

BANGER take i support this

[walmart-the-official]

the world deserves the truth

[true-opera-gx]

fun fact!! italians were made up by nintendo to sell more mario games

[nintendo-of-america-official]

whaaaaaaat that’s crazy. Absolutely asinine.

[totally-france]

It's true, I would know

[actually-aldi]

fuck french people

(im british)

[totally-france]

Hey, are you on the side of Scottish independence or are you with the British government

[totally-germany]

Why is the French blog and the blog of the German cooperation Aldi controlled by Brits?

[forever-scotland]

Because the only real people are Brits. The other nations are just Brits in disguise.

[totally-germany]

Even you?!

[annotated-catastrophe]

Do you have a favorite letter?

f in cursive, because it's fun to write.

[the-bookshelf-queen]

Mine is the ess-tset in German, although it is particularly hard to write sometimes.

This -> ß

[annotated-catastrophe]

@cocusnuss It haunts me.

[cocusnuss]

I'm terribly sorry

@thepurplesteampunk, please stop bullying him. He has a trauma.

[the-bookshelf-queen]

Ok. I promise I'll stop.

[cocusnuss]

Gut so

[annotated-catastrophe]

ẞ and I came to an agreement.

We join forces.

Who wants to join?

[cocusnuss]

I will support you

[annotated-catastrophe]

Will you join, my friend? We're having a battle against faulty milkshake machines tomorrow.

[cocusnuss]

Where and against who will it be fought?

[annotated-catastrophe]

We're just gonna find a random one somewhere and kick it until the anger wears off. (:

[cocusnuss]

Well, I (Cocusnuss) am at my grandparents tomorrow, but I can summon my more powerful alter ego.

[totally-germany]

And here I am

[annotated-catastrophe]

Hullo! Ready to wage war on inanimate objects? >:)

[totally-germany]

If they refuse service, yes.

[annotated-catastrophe]

Do you have a favorite letter?

f in cursive, because it's fun to write.

[the-bookshelf-queen]

Mine is the ess-tset in German, although it is particularly hard to write sometimes.

This -> ß

[annotated-catastrophe]

@cocusnuss It haunts me.

[cocusnuss]

I'm terribly sorry

@thepurplesteampunk, please stop bullying him. He has a trauma.

[the-bookshelf-queen]

Ok. I promise I'll stop.

[cocusnuss]

Gut so

[annotated-catastrophe]

ẞ and I came to an agreement.

We join forces.

Who wants to join?

[cocusnuss]

I will support you

[annotated-catastrophe]

Will you join, my friend? We're having a battle against faulty milkshake machines tomorrow.

[cocusnuss]

Where and against who will it be fought?

[annotated-catastrophe]

We're just gonna find a random one somewhere and kick it until the anger wears off. (:

[cocusnuss]

Well, I (Cocusnuss) am at my grandparents tomorrow, but I can summon my more powerful alter ego.

[totally-germany]

And here I am

[niyarest]

write your url by only using emojis

🍅✨✨

[thanook]

🇳🅾️🆗️

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

🩷💜💙 🔧⚙️ 🙎‍♂️

[wertpq]

🔱💶®️✝️🅿️🇶

[bread-of-death]

🍞💀

[blissfali]

 ✨🍁

[dullahanduffy]

🐕

[computerintestines]

🖥️🥩🪱

[eldritchdemonfox]

👁️‍🗨️😈🦊

[totally-germany]

🇩🇪

[switchthedragon]

Fuck it

If this post gets 30k notes I'll ask to go see a therapist.

[iamunabletothinkofablogname]

RB RB RB RB RB

[totally-bing]

you are going to the therapy :)

[forever-scotland]

This post has been Scotland approved.

[totally-france]

VIVA LA FRANCE

[the-firey-painter]

this post has been SET ABLAZE!!!!!!!

[bisexualslenderman]

@slenderjerma @realest-bigenderman @realest-slenderman @wokeslenderman @enderslenderman @radical-slenderman @anarchist-slenderman @fakest-slenderman @homophobe-slenderman @gay-slenderman @santa-slenderman @green-slenderman

TAG ANY SLENDERS I FORGOT!!!

[goldenslenderman]

@goldenslenderman

[totally-germany]

Onwards, to therapy (It really does help)

[lidl-germany]

Hello companies, I have joined. How are you? How have your stocks been?

@yahooo-official @operagxreal @the-real-firefox @big-mayo-official @pinterest-totally @officially-mcdonalds @yes-im-youtube-kids @definitely-youtube @actually-aldi @official-fedex @duothelingo @unofficial-ihop @the-mcdonalds @firefox-official @the-real-google @nasa-real @barnes-and-noble-official @theofficialtesco @thetruevalve @totally-official-yahoo @totally-microsoft @totally-bing @claires-unofficial

[definitely-youtube]

Hewo lidl :3

[big-condiments-official]

by Gods more europeans

[totally-germany]

Hi

[big-condiments-official]

the hell?

[totally-germany]

Why do you have to bring the US into this conversation?

[big-condiments-official]

no I brought Europe into this conversation (and England)

[totally-germany]

I'm sorry but compare

Housten

With Vienna

[big-condiments-official]

counterpoint: London

[totally-germany]

First of all: they apparently don't want to be a part of us. Secondly,

Imo, it's better.

[lidl-germany]

Hello companies, I have joined. How are you? How have your stocks been?

@yahooo-official @operagxreal @the-real-firefox @big-mayo-official @pinterest-totally @officially-mcdonalds @yes-im-youtube-kids @definitely-youtube @actually-aldi @official-fedex @duothelingo @unofficial-ihop @the-mcdonalds @firefox-official @the-real-google @nasa-real @barnes-and-noble-official @theofficialtesco @thetruevalve @totally-official-yahoo @totally-microsoft @totally-bing @claires-unofficial

[definitely-youtube]

Hewo lidl :3

[big-condiments-official]

by Gods more europeans

[totally-germany]

Hi

[big-condiments-official]

the hell?

[totally-germany]

Why do you have to bring the US into this conversation?

[big-condiments-official]

no I brought Europe into this conversation (and England)

[totally-germany]

I'm sorry but compare

Housten

With Vienna

[lidl-germany]

Hello companies, I have joined. How are you? How have your stocks been?

@yahooo-official @operagxreal @the-real-firefox @big-mayo-official @pinterest-totally @officially-mcdonalds @yes-im-youtube-kids @definitely-youtube @actually-aldi @official-fedex @duothelingo @unofficial-ihop @the-mcdonalds @firefox-official @the-real-google @nasa-real @barnes-and-noble-official @theofficialtesco @thetruevalve @totally-official-yahoo @totally-microsoft @totally-bing @claires-unofficial

[definitely-youtube]

Hewo lidl :3

[big-condiments-official]

by Gods more europeans

[totally-germany]

Hi

[big-condiments-official]

the hell?

[totally-germany]

Why do you have to bring the US into this conversation?