Neptune

Parody of a beautiful blue planet

[totally-neptune-official]

Hello I’m Neptune (or tune idk man)

But this is just a simple parody blog because you know, planets don’t got hands for this

I use She/They pronouns

I’m friendly for the most part and will post art from time to time when I feel like it

@definitely-waste-management @100percent-shell-oil @definitely-britain @the-lovely-planet-earth @the-official-goose-god @Corvus-the-constellation @Totally-Taurus

Shhh a very good friend of mine gave me these tags but uhm have some blue as a peace offering 🤝🔵

[escabye-deactivated20190922]

when ur mutuals are mutual with each other 

pro: squad con: i saw this post like 18 times today

[the-real-gmail]

Sometimes everyone in the gimmickverse decides to reblog one post and literally I can’t see anything other than that post

[france-the-third]

Wait now I’m seeing this outside of the gimmickverse

[offiiciallybavaria]

Lemme just.

[france-the-third]

wait no

[totally-china]

why would you do this to everyone France

[france-the-third]

Why me?? Bavaria queued this about a billion times 😭

[totally-china]

and I’m about to queue it a bajilion times :D

[france-the-third]

WHAT NO

[totally-china]

heheheh I already did it you can’t stop me

[france-the-third]

… Bad China ToT

[totally-china]

Just for that I’m adding 20 more to my queue

[non-tyrannical-usa]

hello everyone seeing this post I hope you’re ready to see it several times more

[official-vermont-fr]

I haven’t seen this post in a little :3 I’m just gonna queue rq

[definitely-spirit-halloween]

Kaboom

[germany-official]

Why is this back

[definitely-spirit-halloween]

the fact you used back implies that it was gone at one point.

I do not like that.

CORPOS

ATTACK‼️‼️‼️

@totally-italy @totally-neptune-official @totally-ikea @walmart-the-official @literal-trans-beans

[totally-neptune-official]

im awake whats poppin

[totally-neptune-official]

Also there's a new Earth blog! (@blue-marble-earth)

oooo a new one

[blue-marble-earth]

I was summoned? :3

[totally-neptune-official]

hello new cousin :D

[blue-marble-earth]

Hello! :3

[totally-neptune-official]

welcome to the space verse :>

wanna join my empire by chance

[blue-marble-earth]

You have an empire? °^°

[totally-neptune-official]

It’s a maple syrup empire

it makes you a cool Canadian thanks to @definitely-canada

They are great :)

[totally-neptune-official]

Also there's a new Earth blog! (@blue-marble-earth)

oooo a new one

[blue-marble-earth]

I was summoned? :3

[totally-neptune-official]

hello new cousin :D

[blue-marble-earth]

Hello! :3

[totally-neptune-official]

welcome to the space verse :>

wanna join my empire by chance

[totally-neptune-official]

Also there's a new Earth blog! (@blue-marble-earth)

oooo a new one

[blue-marble-earth]

I was summoned? :3

[totally-neptune-official]

hello new cousin :D

[totally-neptune-official]

Also there's a new Earth blog! (@blue-marble-earth)

oooo a new one

[totally-neptune-official]

And now...

"What the hell has been happening in the Spaceverse"!

1) Saturn admitted to being a Jupiter kisser

2) Callisto had a whole entire Homura Akemi arc

3) Callisto had a crisis after realizing she cannot save Triton, Titania, and Rhea from death

4) CALLISTO HAS A CAT NAMED ARCAS!?

5) Moon and Titan got married!

6) Io killed Callisto :(

7) ENCELADUS AND IAPETUS FINALLY KISSED

8) AMALTHEA X VITREOUS REAL!

9) Okay so apparently there's some affliction that affects Vitreous' loved ones, apparently instead of them getting hurt and feeling pain, it's Vitreous that feels it instead-

10) Iris and Planet X divorced and then some anon wiped their memories of each other and now they're flirting

11) Callisto got revived! Only to snap and then die via Vitreous :(

12) Triton, Rhea, and Titania's souls merged into the body of a child named Pallas

13) Callisto plans to become a moon of you/Neptune

14) Venus and Mercury queerplatonic relationship gone somewhat healthy

15) Earth is Sol's new favorite, as Sol and Mercury had a falling out

16) SOL IS IN DATING A BLACK HOLE

17) CALLISTO HAS A DAUGHTER NAMED DIOMENIA!?

That's all I can remember right now :')

DANG I did miss a lot :0

[totally-neptune-official]

You still alive mate-?

There's chaos in the Spaceverse-

Shit there is? Fill me in

I’ve been asleep for a while now

[totally-neptune-official]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/61535215

I love this 😭

even though it isn’t about Neptune I still love it

[totally-neptune-official]

https://www.tumblr.com/would-you-punt-them/767874508279382016/get-rid-of-a-planet-8-is-too?source=share

don't get rid of me :(

[totally-neptune-official]

*Eats your inbox*

jokes on you it's laced with Maple Syrup

[fnich-enthusiast]

it's so weird to me that everyone on this website is a human person outside of their weird internet niche so rb this with a random bit of your lore

[that-weird-skeleton-bastard]

i got bodyslammed by a wave as a kid and never trusted the ocean since

I also have some extra teeth

[evence495-deactivated20250403]

I have a scar under my eye from a tooth getting embedded there

@visrr @anonymouspaperbirdman @jademint766

[anonymouspaperbirdman]

Every major injury I’ve had was caused by clumsiness; I split my head on a bench because I tripped on my shoelaces, I’ve fractured fingers slamming them in car doors and falling down the stairs, and gotten a concussion scootering full speed straight into a metal pole because I wasn’t wearing my glasses.

@freshcarrotsfinally @queenwillow77

[awanderingcatharsis]

as a little child I once let go of the chains on the swing and flew off. I hit my head on the wood thing on the edge of the playground and I don't rlly remember what happened next

@thatoneluckybee

[kalcium-yippee]

I was adopted as an embryo, meaning embryo me was sitting in a freezer for 7 years before I was transfered to my mother and born. Pretty legitness idk👍

@moonbiine @thurio-edau @piigeonss no pressure lore drop

[piigeonss]

i think you won this game

Thx for the tag <3

I used to wear earrings, but after i got an infection TWICE, i now have a fear of any and all piercings

No pressure: @whatsuplin @niredsw

also @bvnnyl0v3r bc you’re interesting

[whatsuplin]

I now have a beef with my chem teacher becuz i ate leftovers of my ice-cream from the break in her class🕴️

No pressure tags, y'all are interesting ilysm

@junebug99 @r0ckst4r-c0re @rot-decay-erosion @lavendermoon48 @rot-decay-erosion @lee1504 + LITERALLY ANYBODY

[rot-decay-erosion]

I went sledding and hit a speed bump then went flying and as it turned out the snow was ice and jammed my wrist and my nose was bleeding and now I’m scared of sledding.

HEHE IM SPECIAL I WAS TAGGED TWICE

@dragoness05 @d011zk1ll @catladymasterofsqirl

@junebug99 @the-artist-07

(NONPRESSURE)

[sunripeneddragonfruit]

Lol I was literally walking around without a thumbnail for two years and then it just grew back

I CBA to tag I fear @what-is-going-on-im-confused @darrycurtisss

[what-is-going-on-im-confused]

I broke my left pinky while playing Frisbee at a pumpkin patch. blame the girlscouts

@blacklicoriceisgood @butter-human @ninadove @ruler-of-nothing-important @ch4rliespringg

[ruler-of-nothing-important]

Thx for the tag fren.

I had two seizures when i was younger due to my body heating up too fast

@dizzycloudzzz @dragon-stars-world @blinddreams24 @yellow-daisy-lady and anyone else who wants to join.

[yellow-daisy-lady]

I am missing 2 teeth, I got told by one dentist they wouldn't grow and then another said they would and then later another told me they just weren't there lol so I guess that's interesting? (I then later got braces and you can hardly tell they were missing to start with)

@mysticsoulgirl @loeden @addverrbb and any one else welcome too c:

[mysticsoulgirl]

Mao same anyone can join

My vision started deteriorating after I tripped and caught the floor with my 2 front teeth and slowed after getting glasses

Siblings can transmit pain to other siblings and sometimes share dreams

Mao same anyone can join

@virgil-is-a-cutie @lazy-and-bitter

[lazy-and-bitter]

Took me a minute to think of something but,

Someone once tried to frame me for a kill list at school (with their barely legible handwriting when I have good handwriting)

Not only that, it was on a day I wasn’t even there and had a doctors note to prove it.

@nonavian-dinosaur @dannyphantomwayne @oakys-sideblog

[dannyphantomwayne]

I once got my wrist broken in two paces by a cousin close to my growth plate and the first ER we went to told my parents that it was a fracture and I was stuck in an uncomfortable brace for like 3-4 weeks until a doctors visit said “No, that is a broken wrist you need a cast not a brace” so I got put in a brace for like 4 months so it could heal. A teacher even took my brace cause I kept messing with it cause it was crazy uncomfortable and even hurt a bit.

@ghostdoodlen @villainousdeity @goddessofbees

[ghostdoodlen]

I have a scar on the top of my nose between my eyes that almost touches one eye. I got it jumping off a bunk bed and hitting a ceiling fan and having to get stitches as a kid. I get anxious about it but I love it regardless

I have a bad tendency of getting lost anywhere and going into stranger's cars when I'm walking down the street and they ask if I need a ride. But it's okay cuz I turned down the last one. Learning my lesson 💪

I thought for the first 14 years of my life I was an identical twin but turns out I'm fraternal. I look exactly like my mom and she looks like my dad but we can pass off as each other and have successfully.

@flamestar126 @mayfay @otome-wandering @ggomos-maribat @kashlyn @luffyadolover

[kashlyn]

Ever since I was a child I felt insecure on how dirty my ears felt so much so that I would always clean them with a cotton bud/swab at least twice a day. It all went downhill at the age of 13 when a piece of cotton got stuck in my ear and I had to go see a doctor because my ears started to bleed and I couldn't hear anything. Sadly, I never grew out of that habit and now take medicine for my ears.

@anniflamma @vm-haunts @bloggerspam @tomboy014 @pukicho @zoe-oneesama @eggadoodle

[bloggerspam]

Oh! uhm. Hm. this puts me on the spot.

One time, i took like 5 shots of vodka and then went to the bathroom to do my business. i was wearing a skirt and leggings and i get really warm when im tipsy/drunk, so i was like "enough of this" so just as the toilet finishes flushing im trying to take off my leggings (ive pulled up everything else at this point i was decent) but tripped bc my shoes were on (it was a shoes on house) and spun and tripped, and the bridge of my nose hit the tank as it was filling back up (with clean water!) and shattered it.

My nose did not even turn red.

so anyway if you see this i tag you!

[void-of-unparalleled-chaos]

When I was 7 I saw a movie where some guy swung on some drapes. My friend's house had some big curtains so I tried to swing on them and I ended up tearing them off from where they were secured on the ceiling. The beam hit me on the head.

I didn't want to get into trouble so I ran outside and pretended that I was playing in the backyard the whole time. I haven't told anyone this until now.

[pics-and-fanfics]

I was at the splash pad when I was like 9 with my maybe 1 or two year old niece at the time and my sister

I was running for the sidewalk so I could wipe the water out of my eyes without more water immediately replacing it and misjudged and ran into the side of the sidewalk and had the whole toenail of my big toe on my left foot ripped off because I stubbed it so hard.

It took like 2 months to grow back, I think

@mypainischronicbutmyassisiconic @quackery-binx @brokenstar28 and anyone else

[brokenstar28]

i have never eaten lasagna.

@paprus-teutonic-knight @alecasnotebook @arrowheadedbitch @mac-cheez @autistic-human @thechildofshadows open tags

[pics-and-fanfics]

Oh me neither!

[goodbye432]

there was a few years in my childhood where everyone thought I had cancer but I rlly just hadn’t gotten the right diagnosis yet

@scrambledd3ggss @alexanderhamioton321 @drowningroane

[alexanderhamilton321]

I am 100% nerodivergent. I have them all diagnosed by a doctor.

Fear me

@animal-anon-offical @monarch-of-weird-girlboy-nation

[animal-anon-offical]

I pressed a Spanish noseband to the back of my hand

BIG MISTAKE

very cool scar though 👍 0/10 would not do again

@nvm-i-got-claimed

@son-of-seamonsters

[laurena-got-silenced-lmao]

As a kid I used to never laugh because when I did people would critisize me for it.

@childofthewargod @halfgiantchiefsmith @titanarmychiefsmith

@whatwhywhowherehow

you get a seperate section because ily

[childofthewargod]

Oh as a kid I cried like a lot a lot and when 13 I stopped because I grew the fuck up

@love-lightning-forethought @scarletbeast @numbuhinfinitys

[lovely-writes-alot]

I used to do competitive dance but I didn't have the trust nor flexibility to do any acrobatics so I never really placed

@startswithahell @wishing-on-a-snowflake @gaygirldoodles @debacleofdaemons

[sunkissed-melodies]

i was in a wave pool with my family once and two people were playing in their buoys and they were slamming into each other for fun but then i ended up between them somehow so i drowned (⁠≧⁠ω≦⁠)

@mireyaaaaaaaaa @cceanvvaves @beybladeninja

[cceanvvaves]

i have no idea what to write in these but ehhh there was this time i was in another country for a vacation and i sorta got separated from my dad. i have this thing where i cling onto my parents' arm so i clung onto the nearest arm only to look up and realize it was a stranger of whom i didnt even speak the same language.

and this happened TWICE

@imobsessed123 @mythologymakesmeconfused @loonatic-yapz

[loonatic-yapz]

TWICE? dam

well, once when i was around 4 i tripped and hit my head on this wooden table, and i don't mean planks, i mean mahogany. well, i somehow managed to CRACK THE TABLE instead of hurting my head. we sold the table off a month ago and last time i saw the crack is still there

@bored-dromaeosaur @theetherealraphael @blazingdracy @literally-leo @and-cassiopeia

@andromeda-the-constellation @the-official-gemini @stargazing-with-friends

[the-official-gemini]

DANG

My story is pretty similar. when I was younger my sister had gotten a cake and my parents put it on a tall counter so I couldn't reach it. so I grabbed a rolling chair and stood on it and leaned over to get the cake. the chair slipped and I fell head first into a whole bunch of electronics, taking the cake with me. we went to the doctors and found out I had fractured my skull and given myself a concussion and I couldn't stay away for more then an hour or so for the next few days

@100percent-shell-oil @definitely-waste-management @the-official-goose-god

[definitely-waste-management]

Damn-

When i was younger (i cant remember how old i was i just know it was pre-covid so younger than 11) i somehow slid face first down a twisty rockwall cuz i was stupid 👍

@totally-neptune-official @totally-oregon @ursa-minor-probably @truly-jcjenson

[totally-neptune-official]

when I was younger (about a year after Covid) I rode a dirt bike for the first time but forgot the break and flipped the bike and my leg was trapped under it, I got a solid c shaped scar on my knee

@the-official-goose-god

@definitely-britain @the-red-planet-mars

[totally-neptune-official]

@totally-callisto GET OVER HERE YOU GOTTA TALK TO NEPTUNE SINCE YOU'RE DATING TRITON NOW-

TELL ME EVERYTHING 👹

[totally-neptune-official]

*yeets lil metal things at you*

yayy it big and cold

yay

stop throwing little metal things at be before I make you a Canadian soldier >:(

[iamgoingtobeatyouwithhammers]

eh, I'm a Polish queer (aroace, agender) person, I'll survive >:3

[totally-neptune-official]

I’ll make you polish and Canadian then

[totally-neptune-official]

Pspspsps Triton and Callisto are dating now

:3

FINALLY I KNEW IT AHAHAHAHA

[totally-neptune-official]

I cited the fourth amendment word for word and also sourced it on the poll 💀

(I am now a true American RAAAAAAH 🔥🔥🔥🦅🦅🦅🦅)

Irizz

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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

people in NASA be having orgy's whilst people in earth are stuck with puritans 🙁🙁🙁🙁😔😔😔😔😔😔

What is up little spoon,

I am sending you this because I do not want you to mutate the Solar System. Please do not mutate the Solar System or I'm gonna have to send all the alphas after you :)

What is a spoon, little spoon

what is spoon, little

Spoon little is what? Up

Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room! A rubber room with rats,and rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room! A rubber room with rats,and rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once-

Dawg you having a stroke?

[totally-neptune-official]

*yeets lil metal things at you*

yayy it big and cold

yay

stop throwing little metal things at be before I make you a Canadian soldier >:(