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she/her, aroace, obsessed with too many fandoms i'm a minor

[brokenstar28]

Bio

I stand with Palestine, I can't donate, I'm a minor, but I will reblog fundraisers

hello there, you can call me star or broken, either works.

my ao3, my artfight

and my other account is @stars-incorrect-quotes

DNI: homophobes, transphobes, bigots, MAGA's, AI users, Nazi's you get the idea

favorite fandom's and characters under the cut

dc comics, Damian Wayne | Robin

Marvel comics, Billy Kaplan | Wiccan

stranger things, Will Byers (and Mike, I love byler)

the owl house, Hunter

dsmp, Ranboo (I don't care if the fandom is dead, let me mourn)

hermitcraft/life series, Grian & Scar

percy jackson and the olympians, Nico di Angelo & Percy Jackson

voltron: legendary defender, Keith Kogane

star wars, Ahsoka Tano, and Jacen Solo

hazbin hotel, Alastor

ninjago: Lloyd Garmadon

avatar: the last airbender: Zuko

she-ra: princess of power, Catra

As well as trollhunters, wednessday, x-men '97, helluva boss, arcane, lotr/the hobbit (currently reading the books), sfawtde/dawtde, (more to be added).

And I am always willing to talk about any of these at any time I'm available (Please, do you know how hard it is to find a Ninjago fan? or an X-Men '97 fan? Or Young Avengers? It is very hard.)

[pyrobchilling]

Oh shit I just realized I can post the "Gaussian Blur Wizard That Gaussian Blurs You" here

[transgendercyborg-deactivated20]

[zzoupz]

his friend "Motion Blur Mage That Motion Blurs You"

[blastovkatamarinecromancy]

Their long suffering associate, the "Sharpen Cleric that Sharpens you (badly)"

[artastic-foe]

Nooo!!! What have you all unleashed upon us!?!

[l4byr1nthz1]

dont forget the chromatic abberation warlock that chromatically abberates you

[vinnybox]

may I add Mystic Mosiac who turns your quality waaaaaaay down

[theo-window]

What did he do to deserve this

[rain-droplet]

punished by the council

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

FOOLS!!!! YOU ARE ALL NOTHING BENEATH THE MIGHTY POWER OF MY JPEG ARTIFACT

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

fanfiction.gov

[dark-academia-lady]

archiveofourown.edu

[modernbritain]

Judge Nicholas Rowland told the boys: 'None of you need to go to prison today.'

He said the boys are 'very young', had low intelligence, a 'limited understanding of consent' and were susceptible to 'peer pressure'.

[flowercrowngods]

UK mutuals please sign the petition to

Investigate Judge Nicholas Rowland and Introduce a Judicial Accountability Framework Now

[stitchthisfiona]

Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later

[cleolinda]

[cleolinda]

[lotus0kid]

[lotus0kid]

[pomme-poire-peche]

[lotus0kid]

[sashaforthewin]

[calware]

funny phrases to use when something goes wrong instead of jokingly saying "i'm going to kms":

i'm going to kill god

i'm going to delete my blog

i'm going to explode

i'm going to blow up this entire website

i'm going to become the joker

this is going to be my villain origin story

feel free to add on

[calware]

THIS ONE WINS

[sweet-soul-brotha]

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oh you know

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[polishbarnowl]

What is homestuck? Is it like goncharov?

[calware]

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[whammyrex]

How is he his brother and biological father please

[calware]

dave is his genetic offspring but was adopted as a little brother rather than a son. all things considered, it's one of the less convoluted aspects of homestuck's family tree

[whammyrex]

LESS CONVOLUTED?

[calware]

don't worry about it 🙂

[accidental-homestuck]

relevant to this blog i think

[erqixi-reblogs]

I like to think i’m allowed to be proud of this

[astroprojectology]

Bowl identification:

East Fork soup bowl in either Eggshell or Panna Cotta, featuring the brass flatware available on their website; Lucky Charms.

[calware]

did you just... know this??

[remanedur]

i fucking adore how hard posts on this website spiral out of control

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

That. That is not the photo I meant to attach to this post.

[airprime7]

post keeps hapening

[notchie]

can i be in this post too?

[drysqu1d]

no, sorry

[the-magnus-brainrot]

net zero events I think

[meggomoth]

Here have a dumb silly meme I found some time ago for scrolling down more.

[vaporeongirlfins]

This post now contains a luxio

[transfem-users]

Look at this old ass door thingy

[marquise-spinneret-mindfag]

I too am in this post

[blaxolt]

@thedeadskincellsonyourpillow

[thedeadskincellsonyourpillow]

Old Godzilla was hopping around Tokyo City like a big playground When suddenly Batman burst from the shade And hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade Godzilla got pissed and began to attack But didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq-Fu When Aaron Carter came out of the blue

And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile But before it could make it back to the Batcave Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave And took an AK-47 out from under his hat And blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat But he ran out of bullets and he ran away Because Optimus Prime came to save the day

This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny

Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime And then Shaq came back covered in a tire track But Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back And Batman was injured, and trying to get steady When Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped Indiana Jones took him out with his whip

Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find 'Cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed And Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist Then he jumped in the air and did a somersault While Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault Onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air Then they both got hit by a Care Bear stare

This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be This is the ultimate showdown

Angels sang out an immaculate chorus Down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones Into the crotch of Indiana Jones Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain As Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne But Chuck saw through his clever disguise And he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs

Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight And Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie And Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan All came out of nowhere lightning fast And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw With civilians looking on in total awe

The fight raged on for a century Many lives were claimed, but eventually The champion stood, the rest saw their better Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater

This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be This is the ultimate showdown (The ultimate showdown) This is the ultimate showdown (The ultimate showdown) This is the ultimate showdown Of ultimate destiny

[blaxolt]

then gandalf the grey and gandalf thw white and monty python and the roaring knights black knife and benito mussolini and tbe blue meanie and cowbow bebop and jambi the genie robopig terminator charlie kirk darth vader lo pan super man every single power ranger* bill s preston and theodore logan spock the rock doc oc and some otherguy named logan

*except red from dino fusion

[thewizardofhoes-speaking]

[tomorrowillbeyou]

nice outfit dude LOL. legolas called. apparently they're taking the hobbits somewhere really crazy

[draconym]

My tattoo artist told me his teenage son came out to him as trans by giving him a bunch of blue cupcakes and a greeting card that said "it's a boy!"

"That's cute," I said.

"It was NOT cute!" he snapped. "I thought he was pregnant."

[dykecadence]

periodic reminder that the queer liberation library is an awesome non-regional library you can add on libby to access hundreds of queer titles. NO LIBRARY CARD NEEDED. i just found an audiobook for a pretty new release on there with no waitlist. also everyone use libby for your local library too NOW

Libby Access — Queer Liberation Library

[queerliblib]

free!!! queer!! books!! for anyone, anywhere in the USA!

you can browse the collection here

sign up for a QLL card to check ebooks & audiobooks out

& if you love what we’re doing you can toss us a few bucks here so we can keep doing it <3

[blessherhearttx]

OMG - really?

[queerliblib]

really!!! we’ve got 501(c)3 status and everything! turning 2.5 years old next month <3

[weirdcatlive]

[itsdappleagain]

jesus no

[deathtokillian]

Ideas are cooking for my pride outfit.

[audpaints]

science is hard, ok.

[lgbtranswoman]

Ice cold takes from a Transgender Woman:

Men are not inherently Evil

Everyone has the capacity for evil

Transgender Men are men

Transgender Women are women

Excluding Cisgender Men from your spaces requires Transgender Men to out themselves if they want to engage (Same for Women)

Anyone can be Non-Binary, there is no "look" or requirement

Non-binary masculine presenting people should be welcome in queer spaces, many are just treated as men and predators

Non-binary feminine presenting people should be welcome in queer spaces without being seen as "Woman-Lite"

Edited the wording on the first point because too many terfs keep thinking I'm their friend.

[definitely-not-lordenglish]

Starting a collection

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[home-and-having-tea]

[orion-archives]

"I want to be a dragon."