Naruto Quotes

Secret conversations from naruto

[totallycorrectnarutoquotes]

So I’m writing a book about a zombie apocalypse. Would anyone like to read the first few paragraphs and give me your thoughts? And whether you would read it?

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Sasori: I’m a murderer

Deidara trying to be sincere: no you’re not

Sasori wiping tears: I’m not?

Deidara laughing : when it’s an accident they call it manslaughter

[totallycorrectnarutoquotes]

Does anyone date trans guys? I’m starting to think no one does. If you do and your in your 20s dm me lol

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Pein: Deidara why are you missing an arm?

Deidara: I may have blown myself up

(Sasori never looking up from magazine): ha, dumbass

[totallycorrectnarutoquotes]

All anyone says to me these days is “go away, I’m not dealing with you, I can’t stand looking at you. You’re so stupid. Why are you getting upset? Go to your room if you’re going to cry”. I just want one person to actually care about me

[totallycorrectnarutoquotes]

This account supports pride month. Go pride!

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I’ve been so depressed lately all I can think about is taking all my sleeping pills.

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Pein: okay who lost the family toothbrush?

Sasori(alarmed): the what...?

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Naruto: you ever wonder if you’ve gotten milk from the same cow twice?

Sasuke: how high are you?

Naruto: like 5’7 maybe

[totallycorrectnarutoquotes]

I’m not dead I promise. Will be posting soon

[akhunty-deactivated20240130]

IF YOURE EGYPTIAN AND LGBTQ+ GET OFF ANY QUEER DATING SITES, THE POLICE ARE TRACKING AND HUNTING PEOPLE DOWN AGAIN. DELETE YOUR ACCOUNTS.

[salty-red-mage]

This is very real.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc-out/amp/human-rights-groups-urge-egypt-halt-crackdown-gays-n806641

[sparkhelpful-deactivated2024022]

I DON’T CARE IF YOU HAVE ONLY ONE FOLLOWER PLEASE EVERYONE REBLOG THIS!!!

[sparkhelpful-deactivated2024022]

THIS POST IS SCEDULED TO GO UP ONCE AN HOUR ON THIS BLOG UNTIL 24 HOURS SINCE THE FIRST POST BECAUSE IT’S THAT IMPORTANT THAT EVERYONE SEES IT!

[milo-does-a-discourse-deactivat]

!!!!!!¡!!!

@eleanor-hates-pedos @anti-pedo-patrol @anti-cgl-moana @anti-ddlg-inc

[anti-pedo-patrol]

FOR MY FOLLOWERS!!!!

[the-cottonball-system-blog]

Stay safe everyone!!

-A

[writing-prompt-s]

This is one of the reasons why I always reblog this post on VPNs

[totallycorrectnarutoquotes]

You ever wonder if ghosts are clumsy. Like if you sleeping and hear a loud bang, it’s just a ghost tripping over a chair or something?

[ka039]

ATTENTION ALL GIRLS AND LADIES: if you walk from home, school, office or anywhere and you are alone and you come across a little boy crying holding a piece of paper with an address on it, DO NOT TAKE HIM THERE! take him straight to the police station for this is the new 'gang' way of rape. The incident is getting worse. Warn your families. Reblog this so this message can get accross to everyone.

[something-spectacular]

I will always reblog things like this, it won’t ruin your blog or the look of it, and this could potentially save a life.

PLEASE reblog this.

[nogistuneobrien-deactivated2016]

I have reblogged this about three times now and I will never not reblog it

[eyeslikeonyx]

i actually heard of this happening in atlanta not that long ago. that shit is terrifying as hell.

[nici-reads-deactivated20190926]

idc if it may ruin my blog look or whatever, if it means word gets out about these bastards then imma reblog x1000

[sunflower-flow]

reposting on my friends account

[memebone-deactivated20170524]

holy shit, that’s absolutely horrifying… definitely gonna reblog this shit, this could fucking save people’s lives.

[the-emerald-empire-deactivated2]

Maybe this will be useful to some of my followers! 

[percybluecookieheaven]

Everyone should see this, it’s really important

[maraschinobeso]

I reblog every time

[the-nightmare-gamer]

If you don’t reblog this you’re auto required to leave

[the-nightmare-gamer]

I fucking told you, auto

[supernovaenpanthera-moved]

dUDE

[ask-trans-feliciano]

hOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS IS HORRIFYING PLEASE REBLOG

[askthemisfitsgt-blog]

oh god oh god oh god

PLEASE REBLOG

I’M NOT EVEN JOKING

[sadtrashking]

WTF

[eddsworld-agent-au]

Stay alert ladies!

[anglerfish123-blog]

be warned

[rainbow-blossom247]

REBLOG!!!!!!!!!

[goddessofwaifus]

HOLY SHIT! GUYS REBLOG THE FUCK OUTTA THIS!!!

[danlop1970-blog-deactivated2022]

I’m used to not rebloging anything ………..BUT HECK YEAH I’M REBLOGING THIS!!!!!!!

[yuejo]

This is horrifying! Everyone please be careful!

[skippingseaglass]

!!!!!!!

STOP SCROLLING

PLEASE REBLOG

STOP SCROLLING

PLEASE REBLOG

[anony-phangirl]

HOLY CRAP!!! ALRIGHT ATTENTION TO THIS!! PLEASE REBLOG THIS!!! - THIS SHOULD ALSO BE A WARNING THEM GUYS!!! PLEASE!!!

[invisible7198]

Reblog

[joonhaze]

REBLOG CAUSE I DONT WANT YALL TO GET RAPED, OK

[warmskin-coldheart]

Reblogg

[kastianrogue]

Reblog to potentially save someone’s life.

ALSO, CARSEAT ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD WITH WHAT SOUNDS LIKE A BABY CRYING AND A BLANKET COVERING,

DO NOT APPROACH !!

CARSEAT IS A DECOY TO GET YOU OUT OF YOUR CAR OR OUT OF LINE OF SIGHT, SO THAT THEY CAN GRAB YOU. THERE IS NO BABY! I REPEAT

THERE IS NO BABY!!

Scary stuff ladies and gents, please be aware !!

[totallycorrectnarutoquotes]

I wish you a (late) happy birthday!! <3

Thank you

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These are amazing 😂 I went through and read all of them ❤️

I’m glad you like them

[totallycorrectnarutoquotes]

Deidara: everyone is a little gay

Pein: I’m not, I’m dating konan

Deidara, yelling: I said everyone is a little gay!

[totallycorrectnarutoquotes]

I’ve been having some health issues lately. I apologize for not updating