Ash

Just some random gay with writing ideas

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Introduction

I’ve noticed others do this so why not!

About Me

Hey, I’m Ash and I use almost any pronouns, but I mostly use they/them! Just no she/her please

I’m a Non-binary Panromantic Asexual

Socials

∽∽ Ao3 ∽∽ TikTok ∽∽ Insta ∽∽

What I Post

I post mainly prompts for a few fandoms, so if your a writer who doesn’t know what to write or are ignoring your drafts/asks in favor of shorter fics, I’m you person, hopefully lol. Just tag me if you do use them

I don’t post any x reader NSFW, it makes me uncomfortable and I believe there should be more gn SFW content, however, I have and possibly will post NSFW works for character x character only because I can distance myself and I’m not put in the position of the character

I don’t take requests/asks, only because I don’t normally write fics and please note none of my posts are beta read, I do my best to make sure there are no spelling or grammar errors

Now I usually write/think before work or while I’m trying to sleep lol, so I usually don’t have a lot of time to write sooo I’ve got a few drafts that will eventually be posted

Fic List

A list of all the prompts and fics I’ve written

Full Master List Here

If it’s a fic I’ll indicate it along with tags

Devil May Cry

I hate spiders — Dante

Stiffed — Dante

New Perfume? — Dante

Turned into a Child — Ambiguous

Vergil Deserves More Love — Vergil

Quality Time — Multi

Mass Effect

No Rest for the Wicked — Garrus

This is my son — Grunt

Overwatch 2

Adoptive Fathers — Reaper76

One Piece

2 Years we’ve been apart — Luffy

Whole Cake — Sanji

Smut Idea for other writers — Devil Fruit users

Chilly Apothecary — Sanji

‘Secret’ Spilled — Luffy, Zoro

The Cruel Ocean — Zoro, Ambiguous

Behind The Mask — Sanji

A Monster In Name Alone — Luffy, Ambiguous

Quality Time — Multi

Watch Dogs

Quality Time — Multi

Call of Duty

Half Devil Reader — Ambiguous

Combat Medic — Ghost

About Your Call Sign — Ambiguous

Go, do a crime — Ambiguous

Edge — NSFW 09 Ghoap

Misc.

Taken — Dante and Zoro

Character Playlists

Tri Prompt — Ambiguous

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Scent

The Sparda boys (minus Nero bc he and Kyrie are so fuckin cute together!!!) & Trish

I believe that the Sparda Boys & Trish have increased senses and this is basically just me spewing about it lmao

The combination of you're natural scent & the shampoo/conditioner you use intoxicates them. They could pick you out instantly in a crowded room.

Their so infatuated by you're scent they would spend weeks to months looking for a perfume/cologne, lotion, a candle, something, anything that smells like you. They want to bathe in it, drown in it

They always keep extras of you're shampoo & conditioner, perfume/cologne, all so you never stop smelling as heavenly as you do.

The thought of you smelling like them has crossed their mind, of you using their shampoo/conditioner, their body wash, it entices them, almost like they want to mark you as their own, but they love how you smell much more than to mark you, but any other creature with enhanced senses will be able to smell the scent of the half demons intermingled with you're own

thanks for reading my word vomit about the Spardas, if you enjoyed this feel free to use this in you're own fic, just give credit where credit is do, and consider checking out my other work! Intro Master List

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Show off

This was inspired by the new sneak peak at season 2 of the DMC anime. For those interested it is linked here ╰─▸ ❝ [Video Here] ❞

this is a short 'fic' with a prompt sprinkled in

its just Dante and Vergil cause I'm too lazy to think of something for the others

Dante

He already shows off, that's just how he is, he's cocky and has the skills to back them up. But you're his new assistant, familiar enough with the demon world but not skilled enough to work like Dante so you help him get jobs and make sure his bills are paid in time, but that's besides the point, Dante finds you attractive but lets be honest, he probably sucks at flirting, so he shows off, well he shows off more with you being present

Vergil

In contrast to Dante, Vergil doesn't show off he fights with purpose and deadly precision, but when its just you and him there's something inside of Vergil that tells him to show he can protect and provide for you, something that tells him he needs to be flashy while he fights. Vergil won't show off the same way Dante does with all the flair and dramatics and quick one liners, Vergil shows off by being so non-shalant about whatever demon he's fighting never allowing demon to land a single blow on himself or you, now you can say 'this is how he'd normally fight' but Vergil is one to end fights quickly, but when he's showing off he'd drag out the fight, he may even hold on to you is there's a small horde of demons 'so he doesn't have to hear you complain' when in reality he just wants you close

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Too Short Ideas pt 4

this is my ongoing series of prompts that I feel are too short for a single post, I try to keep it ambiguous as to what it can be used in but I will tag the fandoms I write for! Question at the end!!(yes this is a ploy for more engagement)

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3

Master List Here Intro Here

Blood on your hands (very angsty potentially)

You never wanted to hurt them, but here you are, knuckles bloodied, covered in the the blood of those you called family

you didn't want to hurt them, if you had been in control then maybe this wouldn't have happened. You hurt them, you could have killed them. You would understand if they hated you now, it would unbearable but you would understand, if you were in their situation you would hate yourself too

Nom

Reader who normally bites their nails but as a replacement plays with their partners hands eventually noming on them, I can just imagine gently noming on Sanjis free had as he cooks (this one was originally a Sanji imagine but I thought it could work for lots of others lol)

Fox Sin

Reader with Bans ability’s minus the immortality they just have an increased healing factor like I believe wolverine

Here’s Ban Wiki page for those who want/need a refresher

My Pretty Baby

Just calling readers s/o a pretty boy/girl(or just pretty) outta nowhere or they did something cute or smiled genuinely

Insomnia

Just your favorite character helping you sleep when you have insomnia or them keeping you company

Question Time!!!

Who is your favorite character to read/write for and why are they your favorite?

My answer probably has to be Sanji or Vergil,

Sanji because there’s so much you can write with him, want a silly reader? Sanji would love it. Want a masculine reader? Sanji would love them! That man is dramatic and I live for it!!

And for Vergil, I personally like pairing him with a reader with similar interests and traits but is more emotional(for lack of a better term)

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Too Short prompts — part fucking something I don’t remember rn lmao

Chronic Illness

Reader with a chronic illness, I fee would be especially interesting in a fantasy like One Piece, but something like Mass Effect or Watch Dogs would be interesting too

Overwhelmed

Reader gets overwhelmed and overstimulated but not in the smut way, like their actively agitated

Tattoo tracing

A quiet, intimate moment with their partner, where either reader is tracing their partners tattoos or their partner is tracing readers tattoos

Not So One Sided Love

Seemingly one sided love where reader is an Opera Singer or some type of celebrity and your character of choice, I'll use Zoro, is their security detail/body guard. Zoro falls first, but can't/doesn't want to admit it, he thinks it one sided and for a while it is, but reader falls after a particular incident with a stalker

HI!! I'm not dead! I've been distracted with work and my new found partner ♡ and ngl I haven't had many writing ideas recently (￣ ³￣) soooooooooo I hope yall enjoy this

Intro Master list

Part 1 Part 2 Part 4

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Who said I was Defenseless - Watch Dogs 2 Prompt

I make no apologies for this, I rather enjoy writing a badass reader and I've been thinking about what to write for Watch Dogs and this is the product of that and was somewhat inspired by this guy 𝧶𝧶 on TikTok (the link is their youtube)

Reader, Wrench and Marcus all on a walk when a group of 5 rough looking lads (yes this is intended to be funny) decide 'these 3 are the perfect target for a robbery' Wrench pulling a bat from seemingly nowhere and Marcus grabbing his meteor hammer, that's when you, the reader, walk up unarmed and just beat the absolute crap outta the thugs leaving Marcus and Wrench utter shocked, the most jarring thing in this situation is when Wrench says

"That was hot, my pussy is so wet"

i fully believe Wrench would say sone unhinged stuff like that

according to the wiki Marcus's weapon is called a 'thunder ball' but it looks like a smaller version of a meteor hammer so I just called it a meteor hammer

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Minor Update Post!

This in just a little update post for those who follow my page

I’ve got a few drafts that I’ll be working on, what I finish first depends on wheel of fortune lol, as well as cross posting to my Ao3 (that I kinda have to set up before I link it)

As for the posts, they mostly consist of general prompts and quality time with insert game/show as well as a couple of actual fics

Now I think that covers it all,

I thank all who read and like my posts, it means a lot to me, and I thank those who use my prompts in their own writing

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Due to some unfortunate events that occurred recently I’ll be delaying any and all updates until next week

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Minor Update Post!

This in just a little update post for those who follow my page

I’ve got a few drafts that I’ll be working on, what I finish first depends on wheel of fortune lol, as well as cross posting to my Ao3 (that I kinda have to set up before I link it)

As for the posts, they mostly consist of general prompts and quality time with insert game/show as well as a couple of actual fics

Now I think that covers it all,

I thank all who read and like my posts, it means a lot to me, and I thank those who use my prompts in their own writing

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Watch Dogs 2 — Bike Helmets and Aliens

Sooo for a bit of context, I work in a restaurant and today we had someone come in on their bike, their helmet how ever is modeled after the predator(proof at end of post) and it got me thinking of Marcus and Wrench's interaction about the Alien and Predator movies

my idea is as follows

Reader is out picking up coffee and take-out for everyone, while waiting for the coffee a couple walk in, one is carrying a normal helmet and the other is holding a helmet that looks like the predator

knowing Wrench and Marcus would be very jealous reader asks if they can get a picture

~Jump to reader returning to the hacker space~

'Hey guys guess what I saw while at the coffee shop" they say while pulling up the photo on their phone

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thats all I can really think of, writing isn't exactly my strong suit but I keep writing despite that! I do hope someone can make a cool story with this also gonna add links to my intro & master list post to my older posts

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Aaaaannnnd proof of the helmet!

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The Blood Bender

⚠️content warning⚠️

Mentions of: Blood, blood manipulation, canon typical violence, reader exhaustion, minor description of blood loss symptoms

Please read at your own discretion, and let me know if I missed any content warnings

Op characters with reader who manipulates blood but if they use it too much it drains their energy and if then push too hard they start bleeding from the nose and ears eventually passing out

Ive been reading a lot for Sanji recently so for this prompt ill use him, however feel free to use whoever you’d like ❤️ it’s more detailed

the gif has like nothing to do with the prompt I just wanted to add something lol

⬇️ Prompt Below ⬇️

You ate a Devil Fruit that gave you the ability to manipulate both yours and others blood, as for your own blood manipulation think how Ragnarock manipulates Crona's blood in Soul Eater or similar Lusicca on instagrams MHA character Jiyuu

A link for those curious or who needs a refresher for Crona! I recommend starting at about 5:30 || Lusucca Instagram

Buuuut, when you over use your ability’s at first your heart rate shoots through the roof, to the point you can feel your heart beat in your chest and hear it in your ears, that’s your first indication to stop

The second is heaver breathing, blood will start dripping from your nose and you vision starts to blur, at this point you should listen and stop

The third and last before strait up passing out is, blurred vision, possibly with black spots forming, fast but shallow breathing, at this point Chopper or Law or any Dr worth their salt should really give you a check up

ignoring all of this and continuing to use your powers will result in passing out from blood loss

you end up having to get to this point to protect the crew or civilians your partner or mutual crush Sanji watches as all fighting halts, any blood your controlling stops, then he sees you swaying but before you can hit the ground he's there, calling for Chopper or Law. Sanji's terrified he's going to loose you too, your so pale, so cold and clammy, he starts to tear up then Law gets there, he takes you from Sanji's arms and runs to the Polar Tang, Chopper in tow

Heres where you can make it super angsty and kill reader OR make reader live, the choice is yours

Master List Here

Intro Here

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🐉🐉Silly Spirits! 🦊

Sooooooo, this has been sitting in my notes for like 2 months lmao

Stay with me for a bit, imagine Hanzo and Genjis Dragons and Kiris Fox could be manifested, like I imagine the dragons are like cats, Genjis is 100% an orange cat in disguise as a black cat — regardless I feel the following would ensue ~~

🐉 Hanzo 🐉

Having to do one thing or another away from the Overwatch base, Hanzo left his dragons in the care of his brother Genji. Unfortunately the dragons slinked away from him while speaking flirting with Angela

Angela being the angel she is offered to help look, which he accepted, they started with the dorms and open places as the dragons would likely seek out some place warm and cozy to nap in.

Defeated, Genji heads for the common room in search of you, only to find said dragons diligently pulling a blanket to your sleep form, — once the blanket had been placed one made its place on your lap while the other rested around your shoulders, content on napping with you

Genji being the prankster he is, as well as always looking for ways to embarrass his brother, had been recording the dragons and was going to send it to Hanzo

One once tried to eat grass, ate so much of it that moments later it threw it back up, the other just kinda frog blinked at the other dragon

Genji 🐉

While not as eloquent as Hanzo’s here’s a list of things Genjis dragons have done including something’s my irl cats have done

Yelled Genji and Reader for being on the other side of a baby gate that has an opening just for said dragon

Ran in front of reader only to flop and roll on its back wanting belly rubs

Stared at Genji through a glass door as he left to run an errand

Ran in the room, made eye contact with Angela and made a sound akin to that of a cat trying to bark, then booked it out of the room, it then proceeded to run in and out the room several more times before ultimately finding reader to nap on

Reader and Genji have awoken to the noodle dragon asleep on their face on more then one occasion

Im so sorry I don’t really know what to write for Genji and Kiri 💔💔

Kiriko 🦊

Similar to Genji, I believe in down time Kiris fox is a little trouble maker including some real stories I’ve heard/experienced lol

Stole an entire pizza off the counter and ate the entire thing by itself

Got the zoomies, ran around so hard and fast it ended up breaking the toilet seat in Kiris apartment

Sorry I can't think of anything else for Kiri and I want to post it! if you have ideas feel free to leave a comment

Master List Here

Intro Here

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Quality Time —Devil May Cry Edition

Quality time headcanons with a few Devil May Cry Characters💛

I love these goobers so much I need to write for them more lol

Can be read as romantic or platonic

Btw, anyone know what I should search up for these gifs?

Vergil

Sitting in lounge of the DMC, silently reading while Vergil drinks his tea or coffee and you with your drink of choice. On occasion he'd listen to you ramble about whatever subject you've been fascinated with recently, maybe even voicing facts or opinions he has about said subject

Dante

If your a demon hunter like him, going on jobs with him, he may not admit it but he likes having someone watching his back. If you aren't a demon hunter going for strawberry Sunday's and pizza and people watching while you idly chat would be bliss for him

Nero

If you have the same taste in music he'd love to give recs! if not he may be interested in what you listen to. Doing mundane tasks like cleaning are usually boring and Kyrie usually has to 'make' Nero clean but if your there you can help plus he gets to chat! Nero doesn't like talking about demons in front of Kyrie so if she's not there or out of earshot he may chat about his experience's or his least favorite demon to fight

Lady

Same as Dante, if you're a hunter she's love having you watch her back, though she definitely won't admit to it. Regardless is you present more masculine or feminine going shopping and chatting would be like heaven for her, she gets to spend time with you and dress you up!

Trish

Like Dante and Lady, Trish would love if you went on jobs with her, she'll even ask if you'd like to join her. The prospect of being able to chat between fights and the bonus of being able to watch each others back is nice to her. If you aren't a hunter doing mundane stuff together, like cleaning the main area of the Devil May Cry together or cooking together would be so calming to her! if you cook or bake a lot expect her to be first in line to try what you've made

Nico

Helping Nico make weapons, weather it be handing her tools or bringing her demon parts or even just chatting while she works! Like Trish if you cook or bake, she's ecstatic to try you're newest creation!

Master List here

Intro Here

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Master List

Hello!!! Below the cut is my ongoing master list!

Please know I don’t post consistently, but everything I do post will be put here! As well I might start writing for other fandoms, I’ll put the ones I might write for at the end

I did rename some of these both in this post and the original post so if your comparing the intro master list Intro here ♥

Sooooooo, I'm cross-posting to Ao3 so here's the link if you're interested

the only rule is tag me if you use anything i write

Devil May Cry

I Hate Spiders — Dante

Stiffed — Dante

New Perfume? — Dante

Turned Into a Child — Ambiguous

Vergil Deserves More Love — Vergil

Quality Time — Multi

Scent -- Dante/Vergil/Trish

Mass Effect

No Rest for the Wicked — Garrus

This is my Son — Grunt

Quality Time — Multi

Overwatch 2

Adoptive Fathers — Reaper76

Silly Spirits — Hanzo, Genji, Kiriko

Quality Time pt1 — Multi

One Piece

2 Years We’ve Been Apart — Luffy

Whole Cake — Sanji

Smut Idea for Other Writers — DF Users

Chilly Apothecary — Sanji

‘Secret’ Spilled — Luffy, Zoro

The Cruel Ocean — Zoro, Ambiguous

Behind the Mask — Sanji

A Monster in Name Alone — Luffy, Ambiguous

Quality Time pt1 — Multi

General Prompts — Mostly Ambiguous

The Blood Bender — Sanji, Ambiguous

Watch Dogs

Bike Helmets and Aliens — Ambiguous

Not Defenseless - Wrench

Quality Time — Multi

Call of Duty

Half Devil Reader — Ambiguous

Combat Medic — Ghost

About Your Call Sign — Ambiguous

Go, Do a Crime — Ambiguous

Edge — NSFW 09 Ghoap

Misc.

Taken — Dante & Zoro

Character Playlist

Too Short Prompts pt1

Too Short Prompts pt2

Too Short Prompt pt3

|❤️|Video Game |🧡|Anime |💛|To Be played |💚|To Be Watched |💙|To Be Rewatched |💜|What I’m watching/Playing currently

Just for a little look into how long it may take to add these fandoms

Potential Fandoms

The Rising of the Shield Hero ||🧡💙

That Time I got Reincarnated as a Slime ||🧡💜

Bleach ||🧡💙

Genshin Impact ||❤️💜

Stardew Valley ||❤️💜

Solo Leveling ||🧡💚

Kaiju No. 8 ||🧡💚

Jujutsu Kaisen ||🧡💙

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Too Short Ideas pt2

These are just a little too short for individual posts lol

PT1 here Part 3 Part 4

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Cryptdid

Reader with criptdid like abilities I fee would be funny especially in a setting where either no one has powers or very few do or even if a lot of people have powers

Not So Docile

Normally you’re calm and collected when dealing with shitty self centered people, able to deal with them civilly but there are times when your at the end of your line and just can’t or won’t deal with them civilly, usually tho it’s just you and the person but this one crash out your crush/lover was there

I’m Not Scared!

Reader who is very good at hiding their fear/fears, so good to the point there’s a betting pool of several hundred dollars/berri/whatever currency and whoever finds out said fear gets the pot

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General One Piece Prompts

Mostly just a list of short little prompts that I feel are too short for a single post lol

Jealous

Reader ate a devil fruit and thus can’t swim, one way or another you end up sinking in the water, the one to save you isn’t the one who has a massive crush on you, either because they themselves ate a devil fruit or didn’t jump after you fast enough, regardless, their jealous and it shows

Younger Sibling

Reader as Sanji's bio sibling and Reiju's twin

You're Not Scared, Are You?

Building on the Maomao!Reader, that here, but imagine, Reader, Nami and Robin are shopping and a snake or something similar gets in the shop their in, some patrons shriek, and as we all know when a Lady screams Sanji comes running, but when he gets there he finds reader calmly picking up the snake and taking it away,

later when reader returns Sanji scolds Reader because they could have been bit!

Aura, Kill Yourself

Soooo we all know from Frieren: Beyond Journey's End where Fireren fights Aura, just Imagine reader in a similar situation with OP character (also gonna have this for DMC lol) But for those who don't know the clip or just want to see again its here Clip

Thought of this while looking up the reference lol, but I feel like you could also do Fireren V Fireren and your x character would be in the place of Fern sorry just the concept of reader being super powerful to the surprise of their friends makes me giddy and Fireren!Reader fits that so perfectly

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Quality Time — One Piece Edition

Quality time headcanons with a few One Piece Characters💙 gonna do this with the other fandoms I write for but I’m watching OP rn lol

This is in no particular order, I only did a few characters bc I was getting a little too carried away lol, and can be read as romantic or platonic, for most characters anyway, some are purely platonic

Straw Hats

Robin

Sitting on the deck of the Sunny, cold drinks on the table, quietly reading or discussing an interesting part in a book or simply just chatting about monotonous things

Nami

Helping her chart maps or gossiping about news or things the others have done OR maintaining her Tangerine Trees possibly while gossiping I feel Nami and Robin gossip a lot lol

Zoro

It’s either training with him or napping with him, there’s no in between with Zoro but maybe if you’re lucky he’ll let you help him clean his swords NOT IN A DIRTY WAY!

Sanji

Sitting with him while he cooks, bonus if your reading or softly singing to him

Luffy

If you don’t normally explore with Luffy I think he’d be over joyed if you joined him

Franky

One word— inventions— Franky is almost always working on improvements to the Sunny’s systems or little exploration devices like the mini-merry, weather your helping with the invention or just sitting and chatting while he works

Brook

Singing or playing an instrument with him would warm his heart, that is if he had a heart Yo-hoho!

Heart Pirates

Law

He’d never admit to it, but Law loves hearing you chat about your adventures both from before you joined and from recent islands you’ve visited

Beppo

Either napping with/on him or chatting about idols like Uta *ngl, not sure what to write for Beppo, but he’s adorable and I have to include him*

Honorable Mentions

Katakuri

Depends on how close you are, if your very close you’d be the only one he’d allow to see is face and eat with him. If you aren’t as close, sitting in each other’s presence, like he’s sat reading while you cook or something

Boa

Letting you brush and style her hair, bonus if her sisters want in on the hair care. Extra bonus if you chat about your collective adventures

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Thanks for reading this far! Have a picture of my cat as a thank you!

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A Monster In Name Alone

No warning tags bc I don’t think there’s a need but let me know if I’m wrong!

I tagged this as Luffy cause ngl I’ve kinda been craving Luffy content but this can work for like any of the OP characters or even the OPLA if yall want

Reader who is known throughout the world as a monster, a creature born from the depths of hell. Their bounty is that befitting an emperor, poster reading ‘Only Dead’ — the world assumes their some inhuman, power hungry creature, even the strongest of Marine’s and Pirates fear them,

so when the Straw Hats dock at seemingly deserted island and find reader, they expect a fight— one they might not win— only for reader to give a curt, solemn welcome them to the island and let them take what they like but not too much as to not disrupt the ecosystem

It’s only then do the crew realize you aren’t some monster that will kill anything in its path, you are just a person, isolated from the world for knowing something you shouldn’t. In that, Robin can understand how you feel, and a single look from Luffy says ‘they are going to join my crew! No one deserves to be denied freedom’

While the crew splits up to gather resources and information on your living situation, you watch them, make sure no one get hurt or takes too much of one thing —you also need this stuff to survive— it’s only when you hear a large man with blue hair shouting something do you see the 5 Navy battle ships approaching the island

Franky wants to leave before the ships get too close but Luffy says they have to take you with them or he’s not leaving, while the two argue Sanji and Zoro see you walking towards the surfe where the Navy ships are headed. Possibly against better judgment the Cook and Swordsman follow you to the surfe, expecting a fight and not wanting you to fight it alone

By the time they get to where grass turns into sand, you’re at the waters edge, they see you raise a hand, palm facing you, then your hand clenches, as it does the approaching ships are crushed, as if massive amounts of pressure suddenly hit them, Sanji sees you swaying first, being the gentleman he is, he’s the first to run to you.

You’d over used your power, now your vision was starting to blur and your ears were ringing, you can barely hear the words being spoken, were they speaking to you or their crew? You couldn’t tell, all you knew was they they didn’t need you, and your fine alone, so you push away from the blond, stumbling back to the cave you called home

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Not really sure where to take this now sooooo I’ll let other writers do what they will, BUT if you do us this tag me, I want to read your work! Also you don’t have to ask to use my work, it’s available to all just give credit where credit is due, and if you don’t give credit, not just to me but to others, your stinky and I hope you can’t get comfy when you try to sleep and end up not sleeping well

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