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@totallynotcaitlin
i have never related so much to a tiktok
POV: your friend is an ecology major and has beef with random animals
Two screenshots of a text conversation between two people.
The first text is a screenshot, marked "Replied to you" of another text reading: "I'm remembering how you have beef with pandas"
The first person comments, below the screenshot: "Bruh, [caps] Objectively [caps end] an F tier animal "They're so dumb and overspecialized "Should've gone extinct 200 years ago, but [caps] Noooo [caps end] we have to proteft them cuz people think they're cute or whatever"
Other person replies: "They are cute!!"
First person replies: "We would lose [caps] Nothing [caps end] of ecological significance if we lost pandas"
Other person replies: "But they're so adorable [crying emoji]"
The second screenshot picks up the same conversation, same two people, starting with the second texter: "What other animals do you have beef with"
First person replies: "Fucking cheetahs"
The other person replies: "Why is that"
The first person replies: "They're in the wrong biome "Actually, they're in the right biome, but wrong continent"
The other person replies: "Where are they supposed to be"
The first person replies: "They just can't compete with the other African predators bruv "Drop them into the midwest and they'd be balling"
End ID.
Poorly drawn Snubbull line
TOMB RAIDER 2013: a summary
A tale in 4 parts
Wait there’s a follow up
im sorry but you guys are so far behind
okay wait i went back and screenshotted some (most?) of the good ones that were like on the main plot here so you all saw the top posts with the Irish Stegosaurus well that evolved into
also kind of unrelated but because of this stupid subreddit im actually not as bad at identifying flags
anyways sorry for the long post i just really loved this whole thing
It’s so funny in origins, when you’re staying in Eamon’s estate, there is a room that is labeled on the map as “your room” and Sten and Morrigan are just hanging out in there
Like regardless of who you romance, everyone else is like, doing stuff. Even Shale seems to be in public watching people. But Sten and Morrigan are like the most anti-social and you’re their only friend, so they will sit in silence and wait in your room for you to come back so that they can sit in silence with you
Dude has a death wish
Delighted to announce this bird is real and is a corvid.
Truly the family that just keeps giving.
I haven’t seen it in the notes yet, so afaik, here’s the source of that video! So now you can see the funny poison bird much more clearly.
It was taken by a biologist that studies birds so it seems like he knows what he’s doing. For the most part. Here’s his caption:
You all know that he 100% licked his fingers after handling that bird
I can’t leave this in the tags, I’m sorry.
Anger
hitting you fucking hitting you hitting you
With @staff 's recent post saying 1/4 of this site is LGBTQ going around, I'd like to see what the actual demographic is
So!
would you identify yourself as:
LGBTQ+
not LGBTQ+
unsure/questioning
Please reblog for bigger sample size!
As sketchy as the oceangate submarine was... you can bet your ass every single one of musky's endeavors would look just as sketchy if it wasn't for the fact that he's forced to work with government regulators.
Hell, most of his projects are this sketchy if you look a bit closer. For example: the tesla tunnels.
No fire suppression system, no emergency exits, no emergency lighting, no way for EMS to get through, no fucking nothing. I am pretty sure it's not even big enough to open the car's doors.
Or the Cybertruck that's a deathtrap for both the people on the outside and the people on the inside because it utterly disregards the last 50 or so years of advancements in car safety technology such as crumple zones or safety glass
Or the tesla model 3 where you can't even open the back doors without power. So if you're in an accident and lose power... good luck getting your kids out of the back, especially when the huge battery is turning into a huge, unextinguishable flamethrower.
Or the fucking starship launchpad that was utterly destroyed by the rocket and threw huge concrete chunks and other debris around for miles... which, incidentally, also destroyed the rocket.
That's what all these self-proclaimed Silicon Valley tech bro geniuses are like.
They all think they know better than everyone else, and that rules or consequences don't apply to them, and they see safety as little more than an afterthought.
It's why Ai and social media algorithms are used sooooo ethically. It's why amazon and facebook try to find out everything about you and happily sell that data with no disregard for what it could be used for.
It's about damn time one of these CEO dipshits got killed by their own dipshitery, I just wish it had been musk or bezos instead...
Once again, in conclusion:
tags by @maythray
#sit in the back of a tesla model 3 and it becomes painfully (used literally) clear how these arent designed with the backseat in mind #theres nowhere to hang on. the seats are entirely flat so you make a sharp turn? regardless of if youre strapped in youre sliding. #the roof also being entirely glass above makes it incredibly hot in the back. but ac should fix this yeh? wrong. #theres only one tiny central ac unit in the back. and its never on by default or even anywhere near as strong as the fronts #theyre hellscapes for people looking for any kind of comfort. it feels like a tomb back there. #and god forbid you have motion sickness. or that the air filter in the car isnt freshly changed. cause itll stink fast #1. making you nauseous. and the constant sharp changes jn speed do nothing to aid this #the inability to even hold on to something just gets so much more worse like this#half the time i end up digging my fingers under the cheap plastic edges around the window in a desperate effort to have stability #i hate teslas so bad so so so bad. #their cons far outweigh their pros (electric car) #the screen in front too? the glass ceilings again? makes the glass on the screen (VITAL USER INTERFACE) painful to use. #ive gotten light burns trying to use it after the cars been jn tge sun for a short while. i hate jt. i hate it
Fucking hell...
no you fucking monster i don’t sanitize my countertops. i gently pick up the bacteria and place them outside
Ummmm shoutout to people who get home from work and get right in their jammies
Hey weather app quick question what does “106% humidity” MEAN
Well that’s something crested geckos and I have in common then
friend: i heard you got super glue on your fingers, are you okay?
me: 👌