hey look at me being annoying on the internet

How did you even get here

[raftxaus]

[jame7t]

1 am. im throwing rocks against gods window. she opens. I tell her “you fucked up with vampires. they should be real.” she politely reinverts every atom in my body, thusly undefining me and beginning anew with a fresh physical form. im a hamster now. my opinion does not change.

[pitchblackgoatherder-deactivate]

I just now noticed thar your icon isn’t a parakette. I am upset.

[jame7t]

how? how does it look like a parakeet?

[crowcryptid]

i made an attempt 

[jame7t]

that makes sense. im so mad that im gonna flap my little wings and go commit war crimes

[coolfrogdude]

original thread by @pukicho and several other users

[monypich]

Heya!! I put up my inktobers as prints on my shop plus I’m having a sale for the next couple of days! You can get my prints here:

inprnt.com/gallery/onlymony

For purchases of $30 or more on prints you get a discount of 20% using the code OQLIKZ.  

The sale goes on until Dec. 3rd!

[neytirix]

[j0el-miller]

cinematic parallels: Donkey Kong 64 (1999) // Mew Mew Power (2005)

[aafternoon-teaaa]

3 mins of why team skull represents the millennial generation

[chongoblog]

Some moron: “Subs are always better than dubs”

Me:

[drawingguitarist]

dumb

[seulgily]

If i ever space out just know that this is what’s on my mind

[waste-land-baby]

The further they get the more I trust him

[projectioniist-a-blog]

[peaceuptoesdown]

@theminky – just gonna leave this right here for LJ……

Credit @thesanityclause

[copperbadge]

:D

[everydaylouie]

testing ⚡

[valtsv]

every time wearing western "cowboy" style clothing becomes fashionable again we don't bring back western shirts and i think that's a terrible shame because they're sexy as fuck

[valtsv]

like... gays... imagine how unstoppable we'd be if we all dressed like this more often

[valtsv]

lil nas x is the only gay person alive with any taste

[valtsv]

im reading about cowboy phrases and sayings and like 95% of them are just solid life advice

[valtsv]

like idk how accurate these are but somehow they manage to be both peak shitposting humor and genuinely helpful suggestions

[valtsv]

fuck self-help books and therapy, all i need to make it in life is my trusty Cowboy Tips™

[iraffiruse]

Onward, steed!

[mouthflex-deactivated20161230]

This happened and humans still think they are the only intelligent life form on earth…

[snejkha]

[zagreus]

Visit Original Link

[zagreus]

my mouth

[usoppsweave]

[soulcalibur]

THE RANGE??

[earths-trying-angel]

i pressed play and continued scrolling as i waited for the audio to load. i immediately forgot i did so, so when this shit started playing, i thought my phone got hacked or something and i started crying.

[prokopetz]

I think the Yume Nikki fandom has one of the biggest tonal disconnects between the source material and the fanon I’ve ever encountered. Like, the game itself is this weird, alienating art piece full of grotesque imagery whose user experience is so fundamentally and deliberately hostile that large portions of it are virtually unplayable, and it’s probably an extended metaphor for self-harm anyway, but the fandom appears to revolve around an adorable slice-of-life anime that just happens to star a bunch of creepy nightmare children who live in Hell.

[nuclearspaceheater]

This includes some actual anime:

[lifeinlowkey]

Wait… THIS? THESE ARE CHARACTERS FROM YUME NIKKI?

[prokopetz]

Yep, that’s the stuff. The player character is the one screwing around on the laptop in the background.

[catasters]

[fujoshiwarrior]

cringe blood in my fail circulatory system

[demilypyro]

cringe hormones in my fail brain

[pancakeke]

cringe nerves in my fail joints

[officialfist]

cringe bones in my fail muscles

[joey-wheeler-official]

cringe stimuli to my fail senses

[carnival-phantasm]

epic blood in my huge meat

[lindleland]

i am the beast i worship