[toycest]

it's like 2am, i'll fix this up in the morning

nero. 25yo. He/him. Switch/vers that leans top. Everyone's cute little brother, but taken by my beloved mommysisterwife @slimegorlworl. @nerochinchin's nsft sideblog

I just rb stuff that I'm personally into here, which includes stuff like incest, CNC, yandere/stalking/kidnapping, watersports, petplay and age gap/ageplay stuff. I'm also a hopeless weeb and will post anime titties every so often. Not much of a picture person though; this'll mainly be text based.

I'm this gross and horny bc I'm experiencing divine madness, the gods cursed me for being too cute and perfect.

18+ interaction only please! Other than that I don't really have a DNI bc I don't expect anyone to actually look at this blog.

[fucktoyfelix]

Forced orgasm because you don't want to cum like This.

Humiliation from cumming no matter how hard you tried to fight it.

Not being able to stop the pleasure forcing its way through your body over and over.

Even as you're being called names and laughed at, just cumming even harder, and you know they can tell

[stupididiotgirl]

[depravitydotexe]

was at the bathhouse licking this masc girl's balls in the sauna while she jacked off over my face n i could just not stop desperately begging 4 her cum, 2 which she responded "shut the fuck up bitch im tryna nut," immediately slapped me so hard across the face it shut me up n knocked me 2 the floor, n then n only after hurting me did she near instantly cum all over me on the ground. which was fun ig

[depravitydotexe]

u should all kno that i am the uncontested queen of the glory hole

[hyenagirlpenis]

Ohhh, those cookies on the counter? You ate one? Dang, I forgot to warn you! That's my special recipe with a little extra something in it. Yeah, it's the "in heat forever" weed butter. Yeah, it's a bit of a misnomer, it only lasts a few weeks, such a letdown right.

What do you mean, you had four? Four whole ones? Uhhhhh, well, so you should lie down immediately and, um. Well, I hope you don't mind me– who am I kidding, you're not going to mind anything for a month minimum. Goodness, that's hitting you fast!

You can't even understand the words I'm saying anymore, can you? Oh well, I'll just have to take good care you now! Don't worry, let's just get all these silly clothes off of you, and I'll get you feeling much better very soon :3

[hyenagirlpenis]

You people see "heat", "weed", and "can't understand words anymore" and just hit reblog! What else should I incorporate? Forever-heat-weed that turns you into a puppy? A doll? A puppydoll? Wait, hold the fuck up, puppydoll is amazing, like babydoll but ouppy. Never mind, post cancelledI'm. too dizzy to keep typing 😵‍💫

[barely-there-dad]

Dadson intox kink where neither one has admitted your feelings yet, your old man decides “just a lil can’t hurt right?”, and you both wake up covered in hickeys and bites in his bed in the morning.

[notredamn]

Wamu

[mochi-squid]

Oh this reminds me of that one gif of her

[mochi-squid]

FOUND THE GIF

[afternoonlewds]

[girlsp1t-now]

[originalcrime]

dead wife who was MEAN and slept without a TOP SHEET and only went to the beach when it was OVERCAST to SCOWL at the waves

[two-wizards-in-a-trench-coat]

huge fan of kink blogs that highlight key words like this. honestly It always makes me think of ace attorney like. daddy may know what the murder weapon is

[beermosa-deactivated20160316]

Do you ever just wanna sit in someones lap and straddle them but not even in the sexy way, in the I just wanna wrap myself around you and lay my head on your shoulder with my face pressed against your neck you kinda way

[not-your-average-url]

I miss when ads were a single click and then they’re gone. Now every ad has a minimum of three phases where you watch a video, exit the still frame of fake gameplay, and then exit the app download. That doesn’t even touch on the ones that forcibly take you to another app after opening a tab in safari without you ever touching the screen.

I hate advertising. I hate that you can’t do anything without companies jumping down your throat with mostly bullshit ads. I hate that billboards exist. I hate that every company unanimously decided to make their ads longer and longer. I hate that ad blockers try to charge you money and there are in app purchases to remove ads. I hate that my attention has become commodified. I hate that there’s nothing I can do about it.

[autie-j]

Remember when Xbox was going to basically ban used games for the xbox one, and Playstation made fun of them with that video titled "how to share games on Playstation" and it was just one guy handing another a game disk? And now Playstation is getting rid of physical disks entirely

[larken-the-skies]

It’s like they expect us to just forget their original marketing schemes in favor of more and more money grabs.

[universeleads]

I explained the concept of "blorbo from my shows" to my 71 year old immigrant grandfather because I referenced it in passing and I thought nothing of it, until today when he said "I think I'll watch peaky blinders tonight and see my blorbo from my shows" referring, of course, to Cillian Murphy playing Tommy Shelby

[universeleads]

English isn't his first language so he's not super in touch with modern slang, so I've been accidentally teaching him to talk like a tumblr user. His favorite thing to say lately is "me when I'm a little hater" when he's like talking shit about the neighbor's son

[overwhelmedfernfrond]

I explained the “x before gta6” meme to my immigrant father and he, in turn, explained to me how back in his day in Romania, they had the same type of joke, except instead of it being gta6, it was about the imminent death of a singer named Gică Petrescu, who everyone was continuously shocked by because he refused to die. Every time a momentous event happened people would say, in essence: “This happened and Gică Petrescu hasn’t even died yet?!?”

So. He understood the gta6 meme immediately because they apparently had the same thing in Romania when he was young, except way, way more morbid

[venort]

OP are you telling me we got the death of Gică Petrescu before we got gta6

[whiskeytangofatherr]

You can scream and cry all you want, but the neighbors will just think you’re having a tantrum. And as your parent, I can deal with that how I see fit

[deactivateddog]

fucking their throat for so long and so roughly that when you pull out they're absolutely brainless and cockdrunk so you tell them they had fun. nod their head for them make them say yeeeees, thank you. ask them if they want it to stop there, shake their head nooo, no please more. good dog. on your back and spread your legs then. there's an even wetter hole I can cum inside of. nod their head again yes, yes, as you see the realisation finally dawn on their face.