[futuremoji]

Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you

[futuremoji]

[moonyisnotonfire]

😑

They hate me

[reinstarnation]

🤷

bruh

[beinganegg]

Everything stays, right where you left it

[universeleads]

I explained the concept of "blorbo from my shows" to my 71 year old immigrant grandfather because I referenced it in passing and I thought nothing of it, until today when he said "I think I'll watch peaky blinders tonight and see my blorbo from my shows" referring, of course, to Cillian Murphy playing Tommy Shelby

[universeleads]

English isn't his first language so he's not super in touch with modern slang, so I've been accidentally teaching him to talk like a tumblr user. His favorite thing to say lately is "me when I'm a little hater" when he's like talking shit about the neighbor's son

[overwhelmedfernfrond]

I explained the “x before gta6” meme to my immigrant father and he, in turn, explained to me how back in his day in Romania, they had the same type of joke, except instead of it being gta6, it was about the imminent death of a singer named Gică Petrescu, who everyone was continuously shocked by because he refused to die. Every time a momentous event happened people would say, in essence: “This happened and Gică Petrescu hasn’t even died yet?!?”

So. He understood the gta6 meme immediately because they apparently had the same thing in Romania when he was young, except way, way more morbid

[baradragon]

[bogleech]

Has it already been proposed that Hatsune Miku is essentially the digital age successor to the cultural niche originally established by Betty Boop, did I see that somewhere or is it a weird thing my autism told me

[bogleech]

Wait is it actually even common knowledge that Betty Boop's original popularity, taking off in the 20's, revolved around the idea that she was just a celebrity singer? A hip new performer on the scene who just happened to be a theatrical cartoon character, which in the 20s was still like a "modern technology" in the eyes of an entire generation, and she was more popular than just any old musical cartoon because 1) she was considered sexy and 2) she performed swing music, which at the time was also an ultra modern kind of thing, baffling (or downright scary) to lot of older people

[bold-baddie]

[peachfromcmbyn]

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

[avatarmerida]

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

[futurakid]

[leg-stealing-bee]

[closetedguyy]

[knitordeath]

This hands down the best comment in the notes, I will not be taking criticism.

[song-of-sea-and-sky]

happy pride month 2021 I ain’t quittin’ you…

[msue0027]

[maxstarfall]

[gengaritez]

[pumpkin--rabbit]

[minyicho]

[harvey-da-spoof]

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 20

Olruggio (Witch Hat Atelier)

Gunpowder Tim (The Mechanisms)

Voting ended onJun 8

[el-crafts]

EVERYONE VOTE GUNPOWDER TIM RIGHT NOW OR DIE🔫

/SILLY

HE IS THE MOST STUNNING MAN TO EVER EXIST ACTUALLY

MORE PICTURES TO MAKE YOU FALL IN LOVE ✨✨

SO YEAH, TIM BETTER WIN GUYS, COME ON, HE DIDNT BLOW UP THE MOON JUST TO LOSE @sexy-people-contests-2026

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[drtanner]

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

[portaltomb]

this lettuce smells like dog

[iamoutofideas]

you bought dog lettuce

[swarnpert]

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[dancinbutterfly]

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

[garaks-padded-cell]

Bowie stupidly emerging from the laundry hamper after a NINE HOUR kip because i said the word dinner. To my HUMAN FAMILY!!

And No this is not a senior cat she is ONE year old.

[garaks-padded-cell]

I keep fishing my phone out of my pocket at work just to get a hit of this image

[reallyndacarter]

It's June 1. It's time.

Go be gay.

[fullyerecteggplant]

[miscellaneous-a]

[inthetags]

Reblog and put in the tags if you can remember where you got the shirt you're currently wearing.

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]