hello i have not been on tumblr for years thought i would update you and say i am still a weeb ass loser but now i also am a k-pop stan and a mother x

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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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hello i have not been on tumblr for years thought i would update you and say i am still a weeb ass loser but now i also am a k-pop stan and a mother x
*me plugging in my phone in the dark* dont think about it dont think about it dont think about it dont think abotu it dont thinka botu it donmt think aboiut it dont think about it dont think abotu it dont thihnk about it dont think about it dont think about it dojnt think abtiou it dont thi
nature is healing
whenever na na na by mcr comes on i still go fucking bonkers and I’ll continue to do so until the day i die
Haters be like
“It’s totally possible to make a path that goes through every door exactly once”
Idk if I did it right
sorry!
it’s true you can’t draw one continuous line that would do the trick. but if the kitty and bunny set out by going through the doors they’re marked beside and each walked the certain way their colored arrows show at the same time their “collective path” as a team would go through each door only once. The moral of the story is actually about friendship , and cooperation, because in this world there are tasks you can’t do on your own.
im just fucking with you i’m pretty sure this has no right answer
i concocted a solution with a 100% mortality rate
Stop being so incredibly funny on my impossible puzzle post
You can switch the tracks so the trolley will kill one person, or you can allow it to attempt the fruitless crusade of running over each person in the maze only once.
all in a days work! *passes out*
My indecisive butt, walking in and being faced with having to make a decision, immediately leaving
oOoOoooo I’m a ghost!
Fire
dude my house
What I love about tumblr is when we see a logic problem meant to be frustrating and/or unsolvable, we almost reflexively try to destroy it.
This website’s userbase is a chimp chewing through a Chinese finger trap
I feel that if I don’t repost this somewhere every year at some point, I’m living my life incorrectly.
What is even..
Some backstory. In FFXIV, for a very short spurt of time, there was a glitch where the upper body of a model would lock and freeze in place while the rest would still perform animations from other emotes and attacks. The results were pretty incredible for those that could get the lock to happen.
It was quickly hot-fixed out, but not quickly enough for the above video to get made, un/fortunately.
mood
Golden Diaper Boy Takes A Stroll
i made a quiz find out how rancid you are and leave your results in the tags
crying laughing so far thank you all
UNMATCHED ACCURACY
okay thats one heavyass borderline spell of a song where the hell is it from?
We All Lift Together - Warframe
This genuinely makes me feel better about going to work.
#song tinged with sadness because this is a robot debt colony :(
-from @titanicus-mechanicus
The video also cut off the start and end, which are the best parts:
Much better!!
A bit of context, for those not familiar with Warframe lore:
The workers you see in this video are indebted ‘Corpus’ workers, members of a society of capitalism turned up to 11. This song was the trailer song released with an update where you start working with a rebel Corpus group to combat the dystopia, with a big overtone of FUCK the Bosses.
That makes the song even better.
further context: They literally have to sell their bodies to the Corpus. notice how all those robo-people have panels on their chests? That’s where their heads are stored.
can i get a hell yea in the chat if youre excited to see her animated
FUCKING GRACE FROM FACADE
happy Thursday the 20th
I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?
next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th
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You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years
This is an underrated joke
You say joke but
i have literally never laughed so hard at a joke in my life. i had to pause the episode
Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you
Does anyone else feel, like, a weird inhibition against starting new TV shows? Like, there are shows I want to watch but when I think about sitting down to start it something in me goes “no you can’t just do that.” What am i waiting for? I feel like I need to prepare? Brain: You have to wait. Me: Wait for what??? Brain: WAIT
I found out recently that it’s due to not having enough emotional or mental space to process something new. Got too much going on in your own head/real life already.
i open the sims. i close the sims.
I'm 84...