Tragic Comedy

I'd rather have cake. :(:

[loveridden1999]

[my-random--thoughts-deactivated]

[sponsoredbyadhd]

[plutos-phantom]

[beeelderly]

need to add more mechanics to sleeping

[beeelderly]

- online co-op

- grappling

- fishing minigame

[strong-zahhak]

[d1cks1e-st1x]

ya dystopia series where the characters are segregated based on the four humours

[redstonedust]

hey babe im gonna be home late tonight do you mind picking up dinner. yeah sorry the king has us working over time, some fuckin egghead sat on the wall and had a GREAT fall. we've got all the men working on this but idk if we're gonna be able to put him back together again. yeah we've tried the horses. ok bye love you.

[emeraldcity1900]

I like how the homestuck pilot stuff is just giving everyone a rude awakening that a lot of indie creators know each other and respect each others work and that your individual cringe does not exist in a vacuum. And that at the end of the day you’re all clowns.

[nebby-the-not-protogen]

united we stand

[butchfemmespuffy]

close enough, welcome back superwholock

[beaft]

face of a man who has known sorrow

[beaft]

had to google this as i wasn't familiar with the name. incredibly specific and accurate reference. please don't compare my cat-in-law to a homestuck character again

[seathiing]

One of my co-workers has a standing desk that he uses sitting down. It looks like this

[astronyu]

[probiotic-yogurt]

PERFECTLY NORMAL... TO ME!

[devilishdescent]

if she’s your girl then who am i? what year is it? why cant i remember anything…

[devilishdescent]

ugh… my head…

[devilishdescent]

well… no sense in waiting around. ive got to get out of this place. [stands up and you gain control of me] looks dangerous… i should try to find a weapon, just in case.

[airc0nned]

spamton is will wood

YOU APPEAR FAMILIAR, DEAR ! [You look just like my bathroom mirror]

[wifehaver103947]

imagine cloth mother and wire mother in family court competing for custody of the baby monkey

[clothmotherofficial]

I Have Softness For You

[officialwiremother]

i have milk for you

[babymonkeyofficial]

Stop.

[kingsolomonofficial]

Cut the baby monkey in half

[evilwizard]

normally im not a fan of creatures of the light but even i have to admit they knocked it out of the park with unicorns. they finally gave horses a knife

[the-actual-ocean]

The Entirety of Tumblr from Tumblr has been Chucked in to the ocean! You're all wet now.

[goldenretriever-boyfriend]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

mind if I come over and behave somewhat like a scared animal before I adjust

[re-dracula]

Sound designing a vampire being hit in the face with a shovel is... challenging. Who would've guessed.

[re-dracula]

#loony toons bonk and wilhelm scream

@scp-1296 you understand me

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[Audio transcript: Ben Galpin voicing Jonathan Harker from Dracula by Bram Stoker. He says, "There was no lethal weapon at hand, but I seized a shovel which the workmen had been using to fill the cases, and lifting it high, struck, with the edge downward, at the hateful face," followed by a cartoon "bonk" and the Wilhelm scream. End transcript]

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