Boy Porridge

fly & bi

[asterosian]

Every time I like or reblog a post, I leave a little bit of man residue on it

Every time I reply or add commentary to a reblog, that’s five times as much man residue

Me following your blog means your whole blog has man residue

I’m spreading it everywhere

[asterosian]

@jaekaeyay here ya go

[elisamaza]

oh my fucking god. she’s unironically saying men have cooties

[asterosian]

Now that this has blown up, I want everyone reblogging it to know their blog has man residue on it

Reblog to get man residue on your blog

[trampoline-astronomy]

daily man residue spread, don’t mind me

[cuteitem-deactivated20220720]

Have you guys seen the golden cow its pretty cool. probably even cooler than God

[trampoline-astronomy]

i swear to god? i think i'm hitting puberty??/?

update: it was my stomach lining tearing and v eating itself :)

[trampoline-astronomy]

bitches really out here like “lol i've got such a dark sense of humor” and then just be racist... :/

[trampoline-astronomy]

i painted the sidewalk today. it was sunny, but i think it's gonna rain haha. pray for me drawing! 

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[trampoline-astronomy]

litterally my thought process 24/7

[trampoline-astronomy]

i want a longboard for my birthday....... i borrowed one from a friend for, like, a month a couple summers ago and learned in about a day. it was awesome. truly one of the best summers of my life. i rode alone to a gas station in the middle of the night and bought a slushie, listening to Stand Atlantic the whole way. so pure... anyways, i loved it, and i want one again

[trampoline-astronomy]

To all the NSFW blogs liking my pictures and following me; Thank You, i'm going to take this as a compliment

[trampoline-astronomy]

i fukgnign loUVE PIckachoo

[trampoline-astronomy]

i finished some of my song. i don't like the way my face looks when i sing, so i hope yall dont mind. the beginning is kinda bad, and towards the end, my family comes through the door and i got nervous. sorry for the bad quality and such, just thought id share what i have done with anyone who is interested. it's only my second song. if any other songwriters have any tips or things, please feel free to tell me! i love constructive criticism. 

[trampoline-astronomy]

lazy dazy in a city of mazes <3

[trampoline-astronomy]

my stepdad keeps talking about eating the bunnies that have made their home near my garden and im DISTRAUGHT. 

[trampoline-astronomy]

My Foods textbook really just told me that pizza was an “hot, open faced italian sandwich with a yeast dough bottom.” i don't know how to feel, but i know its not happy...

[trampoline-astronomy]

no, YOU fantasize about sex. I fantasize about floor-to-ceiling bookcases in my future home. 

[trampoline-astronomy]

“who the fucK is on my google doc...” i whisper angrily to myself before realizing its me, in a different tab

[trampoline-astronomy]

ok, BUT............ counterpoint:

[trampoline-astronomy]

bro my small engines class is kiLLING me... WHAT THE FUCK IS A BREAK-AWAY CLUTCH. I'M A HOMOSEXUAL. hOW do you expect mE to know this??????