I swear to god I am not and have never been porn

am not/ have never been a porn blog, I just love green circles and I actually look like a multi coloured cone with eyes in real life

[stevengrcnt]

when ur blogging in public and it feels like someone’s just 

[birthdaypigeon]

Happy birthday Queen

[birthdaypigeon]

Wow we all queued this post for Nov 12th huh

[cocainesocialist]

if you want a vision of the future picture fox news trying to own alexandria ocasio cortez with a graphic that says something like ‘foolishly thinks workers should have better lives’

[cocainesocialist]

[cecinestpasune2]

What they’re furious about is how the other staffers will see that it can be done and possibly revolt against the unfair pay they’re getting or just up and leave.

Which they should.  Staffers should revolt or leave, and underpaying congresspeople should be fucking scared.

They’re pocketing the money that they could be using to pay those staffers a decent wage, but damn, they want that fifth car and extra 20th vacation to cheat at golf and fuck kids in Thailand or some shit. 

It’s not about the principle, it’s about demonstrating that it can be done, successfully, and the idea spreading to us little people that we can rise up and take back what is already rightfully ours anyway.  Vive la revolution!  Madame Guillotine is thirsty for the blood of liars and pigs.

[spacefaring-kissboi]

I can’t get over what a righteous line “madame guillotine is thirsty for the blood of liars and pigs” is.

[thatdisasterauthor]

Sure. That’s. One way to divide your rooms, I guess? Nice round stairs with no rail on the drop offs. Uncentered. Window that cuts into the ceiling. Sure!

[squided]

Me building my house in Minecraft and realizing I didn’t make the sides divisible by two so everything is off center

[pacificnorthwhore]

The two windows opening different directions

[thatdisasterauthor]

Oh god, they do. This just keeps getting worse.

[wizardshark]

I would unironically love to live here

[chat-chouage]

under my administration we would outlaw bloatware

[chat-chouage]

there’s no reason that a fresh install of android should have 72 apps

[chat-chouage]

also locked apps

no app should be unable to be removed

if you don’t want google drive on your phone you should be able to uninstall it

[whitepeopletwitter]

[heartsnmagic]

[sixpenceee]

Ferrofluid poured onto a magnet levitating in a magnetic field. (Source)

[blessedbobcat]

Forbidden levitating cough drop

[i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed-deacti]

jedly beam

[thotkumi]

[akebie]

[oskarlevant]

[randomitemdrop]

Item: 500 yds. of phoney squirrel tail

[angel-kiyoss]

Octopus filmed changing colours while sleeping.

[fierceawakening]

i wonder what they are dreaming about

[sjdjfjvifieifigigirje-deactivat]

[tkohl]

American anti-capitalist poster, 1938.

[caffeineandcode]

I want this poster.

[threefeline]

ya’ll i am fucking sobbing at these photos of a horse catching a frisbee 

valid to eat frisbees

[sufficientlylargen]

I try not to have too much disc horse on my dash, but I guess this is ok.

[gaycism]

gays ruined the word hole for eternity

[archgayge]

i wish someone would ruin my hole for eternity

[gaycism]

[dialupnetworking]

[tranasaurus-rekt]

This is a vintage meme

[whitepeopletwitter]

[the-original-tiny-satan]