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Allow people to like you, to enjoy your company, to want to be your friend. Allow them to compliment you, allow others to think you're cool and funny even if you think you're not. It is not up to you to tell others how to feel, and remember that people might see the positive things in you and qualities that you have been failing to see while being too self-critical. Allow yourself to be liked by other people, even when you don't see why they should. Don't self-isolate because you think you are not good enough for other people.

cryptotheism

The Poetic Boymoder vs. Insane Mutant Dog-headed Glaive Warrior

mollyjames

No sorry boss, I didn't get a call back number. She just said something about a dragon soul and hung up

toskarin

I was born with the dragon soul. you will not put me on hold

memorycycle

i should quit my job and search for the golden ant

memorycycle

its actually going pretty well

fishing-princess

I used to think all possessed demon blades lusted for carnage and bloodshed. Then I found this ornate ceremonial flamberge in the tallest tower of a ruined castle. She claimed to be a princess, demanded to be polished at least twice a day to the point where I could use her blade as a mirror, would freak out about any dirt that got on her, and often wouldn’t let me unsheathe her because she refused to let her honed edge be tainted by “filthy peasant blood”. Let me tell you though against all foes with even the lowest of noble titles she would slice through their weapons, armor, bodies, and bones in but a fell swoop like a knife through butter. Then she would gloat over their corpses mocking them for being petty nobility with her ridiculous laugh, it felt like she was going too far to me but at least she was having fun

fishing-princess

Tch, as if I would ever let you date my possessed princess flamberge. Prepare to taste my steel!

No, no, my other steel, the non-possessed sword I have to carry for dealing with commoners. Yeah, sorry, it’s a lot less exciting I know, but she’s kinda refusing to come out of her sheathe right now. Are you sure you’re not a peasant?

ashenmind

a princess maintains her majesty when eating children’s cereal in a tanktop and spotted panties

demilypyro

It's always "the corporations are going to put pay walls on your cybernetic legs" or "your cybernetic legs are so dangerous with their built in machine guns and jet feet" and never "your new legs are so stylish and shiny. i love the colour. congrats on being free from chronic pain forever"

demilypyro

what kind of idiot would get cybernetic legs without flame decals

verminfang

Thinking about a vampire dude bro who won't drink girl blood- because he's afraid it will estroginise him soy products style- getting trapped in a mental cage when he learns vampire dude who only bites other dudes reads as gay

bowtiesandtutus

human-pet-they

(British guy with well managed but serious problems voice) Well I like making a cup of Earl Grey every morning and evening, reaching my hand into the boiling mug to get the teabag, then touching the cold handle of the fridge to get milk. It’s probably the most enjoyable sensation I regularly experience, so it’s best to limit it to only twice a day.

#kyle

memorycycle

always ask what theyd use the elfstones for on the first date

strangerconnection

you know, i don't remember

guiltfactory

you're my dog and to some extent my wife

tanadrin

Bacteria do have souls, but binary fission doesn’t produce new souls 99% of the time, so most single celled organisms share these sprawling souls that just get bigger every time they divide. Over time they compact down into these big mats of soul get compacted into geological layers that gradually accrete to the world soul. Sexual reproduction creates new souls but they’re much shorter lived as a result, and rarely make it into the bedrock, so most of the world spirit is from the Proterozoic.

dragon-in-a-fez

but do viruses have souls?

tanadrin

No. Some people think that this is because viruses have no metabolism and can’t reproduce on their own, and therefore do not qualify as life. In fact it is just because they are too small. Pneumatons, the constituent particle of soul, have a wavelength of about 1 micrometer, and so can’t be contained in cell membranes or protein envelopes smaller than that. This also means the smallest bacteria also don’t have souls. This includes mitochondria and their immediate ancestors, which was a major impetus for their symbiosis with eukaryotes in the first place. The eukaryote cell got a source of energy, and in return the mitochondria finally got to directly apprehend a portion of divine eternity.

dragon-in-a-fez

this is super useful information, thank you!