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If I had to choose a last meal before getting sent to the gallows I would choose all of the worlds suffering so nobody has to hurt anymore

reefsharkivist

i would choose olive garden endless breadsticks

pokkin

Oh I love breadsticks changing my answer

xhoneyghost

andrew as a joke gave neil a necklace with those dog's pendant that goes " if found return to Andrew Minyard" + phone number

neil wears it every single day.

faggybutch161

when I got diagnosed with my back issues I thought people would finally believe that I'm disabled because I literally have an xray showing one of my vertebrae is not where it's supposed to be. and you know what? turns out people who don't believe in invisible disabilities also don't believe in incredibly visible disabilities

escuerzoresucitado

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

"AI AM IN UR OSHEAN

EATIN UR INTERNETZ"

dragon-in-a-fez

imagine you're a fifth-grade teacher and one day a crow just flies into your classroom, steals some food, sits on some kid's head, and shouts "fuck off"

inferentialdistance

What asshole snitched!?

queen-susans-revenge

No, the story is even better than that! This crow lives outdoors, but he has a human family that rescued and raised him as a chick. He is highly vocal because he talks to his humans regularly.

They have some judgy neighbors though, who didn't love foulmouthed Cosmo, and who secretly captured him and took him to an animal rescue. He was eventually released far from from home.

When he came to this school? When he walked through all the classrooms telling the kids "what's up?" and "I'm fine"? He was looking for someone who could help him find his family.

“He went to the only kid I know in Allen Dale and knocked on the door,” Shattuck said. That was the fifth-grade classroom where Cosmo found snacks. That night, when the kid relayed the story of the talking crow to his father, the father called Shattuck. Colpron went the next day to collect Cosmo.

Cosmo's home now, he was welcomed back and fed sardines, he doesn't visit the traitor neighbors anymore, and those kids got to take part in a wonderful story about friendship, corvid intelligence, and Christmas magic.

Link to the full story: https://www.oregonlive.com/trending/2021/12/friendly-foul-mouthed-crow-befriends-entire-oregon-elementary-school-before-state-police-are-called-in.html

breelandwalker

Raise your hand if you would also watch the crap out of a heartwarming TV movie version of Cosmo the Christmas Crow.

whatevercomestomymind

This would be up there with Muppets Christmas Carol

hawkeyedflame

youtube is pulling this bullshit again

praying for the firefox gods to save me once more...

findingschmomo

I just fixed this for me!

I use Ublock Origins (and recommend). Once you have it go to Settings and then Filter lists

Scroll down and expand the Built In option. Then uncheck the "quick fixes"

Apply changes and reload your youtube page!

Not sure how long this work around will function so time stamping to 12/20/24 ~4pm EST

hawkeyedflame

Yup I found this on a reddit thread shortly after I posted and it worked for me. Reblogging to raise visibility.

batmanshole

crisp glass of water moodboard

mellifexfarm

why do Tinamou eggs look like that. i want to eat them whole

mellifexfarm

im going to swallow these like a snake

gallusrostromegalus

I was seized with a primal need to know what this bird looks like and I’m not sure what I was expecting but:

I am EXTREMELY pleased with everything about this animal.

official-ornithology-posts

Official ornithology post

when bears in trees said 'i sleep better on the sofa, please do not take me to the bedroom'. i felt that

bearsintreesofficial

when bears in trees said 'if tomorrow i'm gonna be haunted, today i'm gonna be free." i felt that

cobble-stone

aquasine0

geometry dash roommate

mossworm

me every day without fail: I'll do [chore] when I get home

me when I get home:

bemusedlybespectacled

me every single week: I'll do it on the weekend!

me the entire weekend:

of-the-astral-sea

all of us rn

serenity-bitty

willgrahamscock

the level of censorship around this man is ridiculous, what happened to free speech? It’s just his name.

willgrahamscock

calling her a “copy cat” when she didn’t do anything other than repeat 3 words is insane. her bail is set at 100,000.

willgrahamscock

as of now she’s facing 15 years in jail for ‘threatening’ the ceo of the insurance company that denied her claim. and isn’t that ironic? since women always get told that ‘threats don’t mean anything unless there’s action’ when it comes to reporting stalkers, ex and present partners who threaten abuse. but now a threat warrants this disproportionate action?