The Ones You Light Your Fires To Keep Away

I'm Ashley, a 25 year old raging bisexual transgirl and elusive mystery. She/her

[halloweentrickortreat]

"Sorry I can't, I'm busy"

Me being busy:

[crow--teeth]

no fucking awoo. no awoo right now. its late. its not awoo time. its sleeping time. go the fuck to bed.

[glimmah]

[5weekdays]

my doctor told me i have to do PT this fucking sucks

[5weekdays]

these exercises are sooo monotonous like i keep walking down the same hallway over and over 🙄

[5weekdays]

who was that.

[5weekdays]

the fucking fetus in the sink won't accept my insurance

[teratocrat]

doggy wizards would cast countersmell

[teratocrat]

kitty wizards would cast counter. spell where you get up on the counter.

[mearcstapa-archive]

i had a dream about a meme that said “your third eye is open but your chakras ain’t ready for these titties 👅” and a completely incomprehensible picture

what does that mean

[beeapocalypse]

this is EXACTLY what i saw thank you

That’s just a picture of tiddies if you all your chakras were open you’d be able to see it

[official-boob-posts]

official boob post

[enoby-darkness-raven-way]

@theshitpostcalligrapher

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

oki

Ink: Ferris wheel press, sugar and spite

[grimelords]

it’s so funny that dracula mailed himself to london. stamp on the crate. crate on the boat. they’ll never suspect a thing.

[swagvo1d]

[lesbianralzarek]

sekiro is fun because it has the first souls protag with an established personality and backstory, which allows us to have the first souls protag whose life fucking sucks for reasons completely unrelated to living in a souls game. ashina is beautiful but sekiro lives in his own personal hell. yeah, the fact that he can die from being hit with shit from a butt launched by a giant ape is because hes a souls protag, but he also gets hit by his dad a lot too. he doesnt get yummy estus soup, he has to drink medicine that is explicitly stated to taste and smell bad, and the way he levels them up is by focusing on how shit it tastes and smells. worry not, tho! he can follow it up with delicious handfuls of loose, uncooked rice. he can speak for himself in non-plot essential conversations, which means the player doesnt even have to touch the controller for him to fumble a bad bitch! literally the first npc conversation you can overhear is people calling him pathetic. the game starts with him #girlrotting in a hole he could easily escape but doesnt care enough to do so. hes an orphan of war. his adoptive dad tried to kill him. truly he was born in a wet cardboard box all alone

[lesbianralzarek]

this is the face of a man whose anti-poison swamp tech is ingesting a different poison. and yes, it is made of dead wasps. obviously.

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

Truly animals are some of the most numerous creatures of earth

[flipchild]

Count em

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

Well first of all there's this guy

[tatzelwurming]

1

[flipchild]

Nothing wrong with me

[babarumblr]

[treecitysessions]

[surfs-up-brian]

Fan art

[oneheadtoanother]

[synanthropic]

[carolsturka]

top 10 things patients love to hear from their brain surgeons

“I’m better at it now”

[theconcealedweapon]

[brilliantpines]

do you guys remember when we used to say oh worm all the time. remember that

[brilliantpines]

is anybody out there

[acakewalkofcrocodiles]