Rats Off To You, Sir!

Damien/Ray || He/Him || 18 (previously sugarfreetrans)

[valentinesvampire]

*holds murder weapon in front of security camera like a beauty guru*

[goatpaste]

to all the wamen out there from your local yellow lesbian

[countrytoads]

catfish simultaneously look like they possess infinite knowledge of the universe and like they just have the mii theme playing in their head nonstop

[countrytoads]

you see what i mean

[creepsandcrawlers]

they know everything but it all cancels out

[cremsie]

me at dentist a observation

Modern brain: take care of teeth, its healthy and done by trained professionals :) Cave brain: BIG MAN LOOM OVER HOLDING SHARP THINGS! BITE HIM! PANIC! HE TRY TO STEAL BONES FROM MOUTH! 

[wetslug]

god i hate being alive i just wanna die in a national park under mysterious circumstances 

[wetslug]

ok im done being dramatic i finally started my homework and its not that bad

[scorpiogothgf-deactivated202103]

summer is fun and romantic in theory but for us sweaty bitches it just isn’t realistic

[talesofsymphoniac]

So this was fun and actually pretty accurate? I got “Casually feminine”

[succulentbud]

no I’m not flirting I was only bothering my gay friends in a homoerotic way

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

[mcr-minivan-deactivated20200108]

this has no right being this funny

[sassycolortheorist101-blog]

some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs

* body language masterlist

* a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

* a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

* 550 words to say instead of fuckin said

* 638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

* some more body language help

(hope this helps some ppl)

[valtsv]

“are you amab or afab???” im APAB (About to Punch A Bitch)

[valtsv]

anyway unfriendly reminder that asking people their agab either irl or online is really invasive and rude and you are not entitled to that kind of personal information lol

[zonerbonerz]

The McElroys wrote a comic for Marvel so from now on The Adventure Zone must be referred to as part of the MCU

[zonerbonerz]

Leaked Endgame Scene

Thanos: The infinity gauntlet is incredible. Powerful. It is the most valuable thing in my possession.

Taako, from TV: Oh is it? That’s pretty tight my man. Lemme show you a little something called the Slicer of T’pire Weir Isles

[powderwell]

no offense but the sooner you all realise cringe culture is like, thinly veiled superiority complex and targets almost exclusively young people or people who aren’t neurotypical, the better

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

this makes me nervous

[theglowpt2-deactivated20200101]

all your mutuals becoming moomin blogs overnight is the all your mutuals becoming kpop stans overnight of 2019

[batmanego]

[anachrennism]

snufkin “Petty Theft Is Fine But I Cross The Line At The Fuck Word”

[dramat-ique]

OKAY BUT LITERALLY

In comet in moominland, Snufkin tells the story of how he got sent to jail for stealing a melon, and in the story he says that the owner of the melon (a cop) started yelling curses at him for eating it so he decided to leave with the melon. 

something along the lines of “I thought all that bad language was bad for me” or smthn.

So yeah theft is fine, swearing is not.

[wlwtw]

okay but.

how am i supposed to believe that moomin is more likely to say fuck than snufkin. how does that work

[femcassidy]

surgeries except theyre recorded like patch notes

[femcassidy]

Uterine lining will no longer spawn outside uterus or clip into organs.

[daco-broman]

2.1.12 Removed tumor

[paperwaspnest]

Patch 2.1.15 Removed the following legacy features:

- Appendix (obsolete from recent environmental updates)

- Wisdom Teeth (Insufficient jawbone RAM for the majority of players)