[beaft]

i dont want to look “pretty” i want to look otherworldly and vaguely threatening

[ashstfu]

let me just break into a fucking museum and rob it because we're going to die anyway but before i die i want to steal some art pieces so yeah

[incorrecthpjo]

Remus: truth or dare

Sirius: truth

Remus: what’s your credit card number

Sirius: dare

Remus: I dare you to tell me your credit card number

[hogwarts-headcanonss]

I keep thinking about those little dragons they used in the goblet of fire movie to decide which dragon everyone fought and how much I want one. Like just imagine this mini dragon that you can carry on your shoulder to classes and your dorms and just anywhere you wanna go you have this little dragon buddy on your shoulder. Idk I really want one cause they seem so cool.

[illampu-literature]

for this holiday season i’m asking for old books and a sword

[transparentnightbanana]

[neilperryyyy]

sometimes a family can be a teenager with severe daddy issues, his roommate with an undiagnosed anxiety disorder, a dude who would fight god if given the chance, a ginger genius, his best friend who’s taller than literally every doorframe, and a simp

and I think that’s beautiful

[slyivy-deactivated20210701]

why is slytherin’s ambition always portrayed as evil? no, susan, my ambition isn’t to commit mass murder, it’s to eat a whole pizza in under 5 minutes.

[queerbookwhore]

Currently listening to classical music while being aesthetic and academic when all of the sudden i am bombarded with an ad for sensitive teeth toothpaste and now the vibes have been ripped away from me and lit on fire while i am thrust back into the world of the living

[transparentnightbanana]

[palmettios]

[nightphans]

and this is andrew’s boyfriend kevin, and this is kevin’s boyfriend jeremy, and this is jeremy’s boyfriend jean, and this is jean’s girlfriend renee, and this is renee’s girlfriend allison, and this is allison’s boyfriend seth-

[frequentlymisunderstood]

[beesandwatsons]

John: What's your type, Sherlock?

Sherlock: Short, muscular, blonde hair, blue eyes, bit dumb.

John: Huh. Kinda sounds like me. Too bad I'm not a woman.

Sherlock: Did I mention dumb?

John: Yeah.

Sherlock: Okay, just checking.

[beesandwatsons]

Sherlock: Punch me in the face.

John: Punch you?

Sherlock: Yes, punch me, in the face. Didn't you hear me?

John: I always hear "punch me in the face" when you're speaking, but it's usually subtext.

[kristina100000]

unbuttoning anything for someone is… incredibly intimate and cinematographical, oscar worthy to say the least

[da-rk-ac-ad-em-ia]

[toindeedbepretentious]

[transparentnightbanana]

me every single day