[i-am-a-fish]

hey pal, take it easy! you're scrolling with way too much intensity. look at this horse

[rat-detector]

[theehorsepusssy]

[immaplatypus]

[superbellsubways]

Bro balls collection part 1

[pitbolshevik]

while i understand where people are coming from i think its funny when people romanticize the old internet

[pitbolshevik]

"the internet now is so damaging to kids"

remember when it was like extremely easy to accidentally stumble upon beheading videos

[pitbolshevik]

i love the tags on this post because it's a mix of people acting like im exaggerating and people being like "i watched 1 guy 1 jar at a slumber party when i was 10 years old"

[gaphic]

Speaking with the benefit of having been exposed to both beheading videos and 2girls1cup as a tween, I don’t think anyone is arguing the old internet was some kind of halcyon age with no problems- it’s that the problems were different, and they could largely be avoided by developing good habits on an individual basis

I, for example, learned not to click links from unfamiliar sources, and that if I did, I might see weird porn. And if I didn’t feel comfortable potentially seeing weird porn, I didn’t click unfamiliar links. Also, I didn’t know a single adult who thought the internet was safe for kids. When I got left alone with the computer it was because I got old enough to sneak around

The modern internet is largely bad in institutional ways that are impossible to avoid without a doctorate in computer security or becoming a mole person. The way data harvesting and algorithms damage kids, the way parents have been conditioned to think parts of the internet are somehow ‘kid-friendly’- I think there’s a clear difference between those things, and I know which one worries me more

[surelynotapornbot]

Neil!!!

[babyionian-deactivated20200611]

[longnuts]

Hey sorry I didn't talk to you for over a week time keeps moving too fast

[froggmoment]

Hey sorry I didn't talk to you for over a month time keeps moving too fast

[tmos-time]

finally got around to updating the art for erisol time babey <3

[c0rpseductor]

dreamed that kindergarten nap was called sleep class and everybody went to sleep including the teacher. if you were awake it would get a little bit foggy outside and grey and cloudy, and these guys would start approaching the classroom from behind the tree line (forgive my shitty phone drawing)

and they were at least a story tall, some of them were taller, you could see their legs over the trees. they would approach very slowly. this one (the one i drew) had a name for some reason, his name is kick.

before i was totally awake my brain conjured a meme of a bunch of these guys approaching from the treeline and a child watching from the window with the caption “when you the only one awake in sleep class 😂😳😏”

[dizzydevious]

[bestiasilvanus]

[c0rpseductor]

ok this is TERRIFYINGLY close to what i saw in my head while i was sleeping thank you.

[google-searchhistory-official]

[baltdev]

[inlovewithcolingray]

ITS HERE. THE CREEPY SLEEP CLASS POST. DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I WOULD SCROLL ON INSTA OR WATCH A TUMBLR COMP ON YOUTUBE AND SEE THIS?? YEEHOO

[c0rpseductor]

this comment is such a terrifying glimpse of the reach of this post into internet zones beyond my perception, thank you

[nintendont2502]

I love how natural typing is in Homestuck - like the characters make typos that become stupid injokes:

They fuck up their HTML

They pick up the way others type

It just feels so real I love it

[fnafluffy]

hey check this out. *puts him in the fucking microwave*

[fnafluffy]

FUCK i forgot ti take him out

[chloesimaginationthings]

it’s like looking into the future

[lyrajellycat]

the hours? bad. the pay? bad. the job? bad. hi, i'm steve raglan and welcome to freddy fazbears pizzeria where the owner is sentimental and definitely not me

[yourcalamity]

tumblr bitch: liking creepypasta makes you a freak!

me: **growls really hard**

jeff: its ok theyre just jealous babe…

me: i know jeff, i know

slendy: **slaps my fat juicy ass**

me: NOT NOW SLENDY JEFF AND I ARE HAVING A MOMENT

slendy: youre so boring **murders a whole family**

me: **sighs**

police: **en route**

jeff: **the killer**

[onomatopoetic101999]

Can we talk about how the iconic Mr. Lillard went out of his way to have the same cadence Scott Cawthon does as Phone Guy when he's pretending to be the counselor? The pauses and "uhhhh"s were so perfect like I immediately understood what he was going for. Amazing.

[catgirlcadaver-deactivated20241]

people who see buff women and only think abt them inflicting violence on them are stupid. her muscles are so sore from working out so much you have to massage them for her

[donnovien]

One of the realest things someone said on the Internet