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[quick-nip]

(via Saturday Morning Cartoons: Baopu #15) by Yao Xiao

words to remember

[trappedin-eternity]

For a better relationship

Learning to take care of your needs first is the most important part about having a healthy relationship with anyone. You can’t expect people to walk behind and pick up your broken pieces because you won’t reach for the glue. No one expects you to fix it yourself, but there are resources where you can start. Taking care of one’s self is the most important task we are given on earth. At the end of the day, those closest all want you to be okay when you are left alone with your thoughts. Because there will be times when they aren’t around to help you gather the pieces.

[wasted-art]

[bintilleil-deactivated20200510]

my last two brain cells

[broduel]

This legit looks like a porn

[carldangerous]

I scrolled through this whole post waiting for them to take their dicks out

[daco-broman]

these kings are counselling each other and all you can think about is cum

[straightboyfriend]

telling ppl attracted to men that there are no good men out there or that men can’t love only normalizes poor treatment from men & doesn’t do anything helpful

[myothertardisisonthemun]

#the idea that all men are naturally garbage is super unhelpful#because it absolves awful men of the responsibility to be better

[irrevocably-illogical-deactivat]

#it also discourages men who do want to improve their behaviour but don’t know how

#by convincing them that they’ll be reviled no matter what they do

#learning how to change involves leaving confort zones

#and making yourself vulnerable by approaching other people’s spaces for advice

[autumndiesirae-deactivated20250]

Also also it perpetuates internalized hatred and low self-esteem in men who are genuinely good and it leads to poor mental health and the sense that as a result of being the gender they are they are automatically to be reviled.

[blinkeasy]

It can also make trans men feel bad or guilty about being men.

[carnival-phantasm]

Favorite part of this post is that when you reblog it you also get funny brainworm asks as freebies 

[konradwerks]

Phew! Here it is folks, cobbled together from two weeks worth of free time. I don’t really know what to say, so I’ll just hope it’s as fun to read and look thru as it was to make.

<3

by paul reinwand, me

[polyglotplatypus]

please listen to this poor man losing his shit as he reads an article blaming millenials for killing the mayonnaise industry that was written by a babyboomer upset people don’t want to eat her bland salads anymore

[negamewtwo]

PLEASE TURN THE SOUND ON

[feralkwe-deactivated20210912]

OH MY GOD

[candiikismet]

I’m on the FLOOR!

[trappedin-eternity]

[alexanderchevalier-deactivated2]

[mauken-dyn]

SAO Abridged is an entertaining experience.

[temporarily-here]

Just because you know you’re colorblind

Doesn’t mean you can see the colors

Empty - boyinaband

[trappedin-eternity]

Idea: Doki Doki Literature club but every cg pic is replaced with Just Monika posing in the pic.

[gogomrbrown]

This thread is everything!

[bellatrick-deactivated20230430]

If blm is important we need to reblog this and support our the group that suffered alongside us

[dajo42]

why does bart do that voice in this moment and why have i been laughing about it for five fucking hours

[dajo42]

ya meen iddaint me noggin issme peepuhs? ohh well thas just Luverlee

[paper-mario-wiki]

every lactose intolerant person ive ever met: i mean TECHNICALLY im lactose intolerant but [goes on to justify the fact that theyre about to eat a dairy product]

[patterbay]

I’ve never seen more effective use of fantasy animation to promote tourism [x]

[mx-delta-juliette]

Space Australian Medicine

Despite the best efforts of everyone involved, something truly nasty escaped Earth. They call it giardia, a microscopic organism that their Planetary Protection Officer called “pretty dumb” and “not too bad, really, a week of digestive upset and then it’s over.”

Yes, Earth has a Planetary Protection Officer. They have a Planetary Protection Office, and have had one since they were sending probes around their own solar system. Doctor Ma-et had found it a bit silly, like a child concerned about the cleanliness of their toys, until she learned that the job of the Planetary Protection Office had always been protecting other worlds from Earth.

Keep reading

[shakespork]

'humans are weird' post

Alien: We have a very dedicated humanology department in our learning hives.

Human: Humanology?

Alien: you know, the study of humans and their habits--

Human: ohhh, cool, we call them anthropologists here.

Alien: ......

Alien: ..............................you have humans that study humans?