Call me Bramble

May or may not post my own art stuff, we shall see. My dream is to become my small town's local cryptid. update, I think I'll post my sourdough + cooking journey here

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they should invent a way to have chronic pain that is neither chronic nor painful

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I had a psych eval appointment, and half way through the evaluation I realized the psychologist was live streaming it on twitch. The chat was just random people typing F in the chat and my highschool bully making random commentary.

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I had my actual psych evaluation recently, happy to report it was not live streamed and he thinks I have the mental fortitude to join SWAT

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I'm tired of grieving my old self, when can I come back?

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My subordinate requested funfetti sourdough 🫡

I honestly didn't know how it was going to turn out but it was good! It wasn't overly sweet, it reminded me of pan dulce. I couldn't eat a lot of it but the subordinate approved.

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Kinda in the mood for garbage-shit food that’ll kill me

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Me when my tummy already hurts

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SECOND SUCCESS

It still puddled after final proofing but I have a sneaky suspicion it's under bulked so I'll experiment with that another time

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I DID IT, I FINALLY MADE A SUCCESSFUL SOURDOUGH LOAF

I THOUGHT I OVER PROOFED IT TOO MUCH BUT LOOK AT IT, KATHRYN ✨ MY BELOVED

I SHALL BAKE AGAIN TOMORROW

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Why couldn't women turn into werewolves when it's "that's time of the month"

Why must I carry eves bloodbourne curse

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Day 1 part 3: Kathryn ✨ has finally been bulk fed.

I'm trying this trick out where I feed her with cold water instead of warm water, I can't remember the exact reasoning for it rn because my brain is mush but I'll explain why cold water in another post. It may be dumb but it works for the lady I watched.

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6 hours later: Kathryn✨ is already beating Fredrick by a long shot 😭😭😭😭

However the power has gone out so I have to put off baking for a day. Idk when the power will return 🫠

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Day one of Kathryn ✨: I fed her around 1:1:1 ratio, shes very hungry so I'll just monitor her for a few hours and see if she'll need a bit more food. I'll hopefully be able to bake with her either tomorrow or the next day

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Y'all meet Kathryn ✨

My ma told her friend about fredrick and she's thinking it's cause hes not good yeast (AAAAAAHAGAHGAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAA😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭)

So she gave me some of her starter thats been established for a while (I forgot how old it is).

I named her Kathryn ✨ and I'm gonna bake with her in a couple of days, so I'll feed her tomorrow night.

If this doesn't work I renounce sourdough forever SAY HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII KATHRYN ✨

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I am not a football fan, i did not watch the super bowl today.

HOWEVER

12 YEAR OLD ME IS AVENGED, MY FIRST EVER SUPERBOWL WAS THE SUPERBOWL TEN YEARS AGO, THE SEAHAWKS VS THE PATRIOTS, AND I WAS ROOTING FOR THE SEAHAWKS CAUSE I KNEW THE PATRIOTS ALWAYS WON. SO I WAS LOCKED 👏 INTO👏 THE👏 GAME👏👏👏

THERE WERE DEFINITELY BAD CALLS MADE, I DON'T REMEMBER WHAT THEY WERE BUT I REMEMBER BEING RIGHT, AND THE SEAHAWKS LOST AND I GAVE UP ON FOOTBALL.

BUT NOT TODAY LADIIIIEEEEEESSSS LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

again, I didn't watch the game today, I still don't care about football, but HEEEELLLLL YEEEEEAAAAAHHHH BROOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTHHHEEEERRRRRR

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I got a new sketchbook, so I figured I'd post my new stuff on here.

I want to start practicing drawing smaller portraits/ anatomy, animals, and color theory/painting. These are just rough sketches, I am also practicing the "make it exist now and finish it later" thing lol.

I needed to do something productive while the grammys are on

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WHO THE HELL WROTE DEAR HONGRANG AND WHO HURT THEM

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Even when you set up a plan to beat the odds, the odds come back with an aluminum bat and beat you silly

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Attempt 3: 50% failure 50% success.

Failure because... Well you just gotta look at it lol. Success because it tasted good and had an excellent crunch. My friend is going to come over one of these days and go through it with me.

If that doesn't work my ma told me to call it 🫡😔 BUT I HAVE FAITH

I will say, I have found the perfect way to feed fredrick and I DONT HAVE TO DISCARD so I'd say there were 2 wins this attempt 🙂‍↕️