Why Am I Here

He/him.

[thatfinewine]

god bless the writing staff

[thatfinewine]

god bless the writing staff

[hydro-homies]

Where is the lie tho?

[geekandmisandry]

[omghotmemes]

A tale in 4 parts

[omghotmemes]

A tale in 4 parts

[thecorefather]

[upschittcreek]

THE BEST | 4x06 - 4x09 - 6x14

[weaver-z]

How the media depicts the Apollo 11 mission:

Actual quotes from the Apollo 11 mission:

[georgieharrisons]

also according to michael collins when the three of them were discussing what neil armstrong should say when he first stepped on the moon, collins suggested armstrong say “Oh, my God, what is that thing?”  and then scream and cut out his mic.

[wickedwitch-of-the-left]

all you’ve done is convince me that michael collins was one of the funniest men alive tbh

[kaijutegu]

You come across her in the scrub on the edge of the desert. She gives you some water and offers to sell you some cinnamon. The flowers bloom at dusk, she says, and they keep you comfy in the heat of the day.

[chattermaxunderthesink]

thank you for the doodle prompt. you cured my depression for 2 hours lol

[kaijutegu]

DELIGHTFUL. WONDERFUL. I’m going to print this out later and show Primm.

[thebestoftumbling]

[14kgold]

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK???????????

[brassmanticore]

His name is Mehdat Mamdouh, he’s a 22-year-old hip hop and dubstep recorder player from Cairo.  He’s been teaching himself this style since he was 14.  This article links to his social media sites.  He’s on Facebook and YouTube and Soundcloud.

[of-another-broken-heart]

I think I missed his name and info last reblog

[mirandaadria]

Fuck yes. That’s some talent!

[geekandmisandry]

Reblogging this again for his name and info.

[frogsfloattoo]

Like, this is epic and all, BUT LOOK AT HIS SMILE AT THE END OMG I AM IN LOVE

[madame-serpentine]

Look how amazing!!!

[schrodingersdrone]

[kalyayev-deactivated20180228]

Never talk to me or my 42 trees again

[jumpingjacktrash]

it amuses me to see people being surprised/impressed/amused by this setup, because it’s extremely common on the plains. if you don’t plant a windbreak, your heating and cooling bills are huge, and storms do things like throw the lawnmower through the living room window, take the roof off, or cake the entire north side of the house with six inches of solid ice.

evergreens remain bendy even in the coldest weather, so – wait, no, not the coldest. i remember when i was a kid it got down to like -45 and the norway pines around my house were cracking like gunshots as the sap froze.

maples, incidentally, make that noise around -20f, and i hear it at least once every winter here in southern minnesota. but i only ever heard norway pines make it that one time.

so anyway that’s why we plant pine trees around our houses. because otherwise the wind would freaking kill us.

[cameoappearance]

This is informative and perfectly sensible under the circumstances but I also cannot resist the temptation to compare it to planting stuff all around the boundary of your lot in The Sims

[foreveriallyzombified]

hey my friend showed me the worst game in the wrold it is call horse isle 3 it usually has no more than 100 players online at a time its map is about 5 times larger than the actual surface area of planet earth and the only animals in it are horses, humans, ants, rabbits and butterflies

[foreveriallyzombified]

here is my shitty farm and my disgusting pregnant horse, who sucks

[foreveriallyzombified]

this is my avatar, who’s appearance is based on what i think jared leto will become in 2 years if nobody intervenes in the next few months. the website itself boasts that you will likely play for days without ever encountering another player. not only is this true, but it makes it fucking terrifying when you do. traversing the desolate landscapes, thriving only off of water, rabbit and horse meat (i assume) you will piss your pants when you finally encounter someone, even if you plan to meet up with a friend. i know the screenshot doesn’t do it justice but i need you to trust me on the terror i felt at seeing cliff wife

[foreveriallyzombified]

i have to keep playing to conquer this wasteland even though it was designed from jigsaw from saw because the first person view when someone pets your horse is worth it

[foreveriallyzombified]

https://www.themanequest.com/blog/2020/3/21/horse-isle-3-war-crimes-and-lgbtq-visibility-a-case-study-in-how-not-to-approach-community-management

i cant help but feel somewhat responsible for this as a domino effect, tumblr teens joining and saying gay rights and then getting sent to the horse gulag. i’m sorry everypony.

[just-a-skinny-boy]

I can’t decide what’s funnier, the dog, or the guy that’s dying of laughter in the background

[chaseketchum]

Oh my god please watch this I swear it is the best laugh you will ever have ever

[johncenasmixtape]

I’m the guy in the background

[primarybufferpanel]

I love that the dog is just like ‘the people are being very weird but I’m getting a whole jar of peanut butter out of this, so it’s fine by me’

[anarchy-kisses]

Hi, welcome to super market, did you find everything okay?

yes I did thank you for serving our country

[whitepeopletwitter]

[lastoneout]

Op is denying us the fucking golden replies to this tweet omg

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

“aesthetic”

[zevveli]

I still think that my favorite urban legend/folklore fact is that there are certain areas in New Orleans where you cannot get a taxi late at night not because it isn’t safe, but because taxi companies have had recurring problems of picking up ghosts in those areas who are not aware that they are dead and disappearing from the cab before reaching the destination and therefore stiffing the driver on the fare causing a loss for the company.

[elsajeni]

An occupational hazard of cab driving I had not previously considered

[princessnijireiki]

I love that the nola problem here is not “ghosts in my taxi cab,” but “ghosts are FUCKING BROKE DEAD BASTARDS & I GOT BILLS”

[siderealsandman]

Horror is when ghosts get into cabs and scare drivers Magical realism is when cab companies have to develop policies to prevent ghastly fare-theft

[kc749]

In a book about the tsunami in Japan in 2011, the writer talked about how there was a huge increase in reports of ghostly activity. Apparently in Japan treating ghosts rudely is basically considered the stupidest thing you could possibly do. For months after the tsunami, taxi drivers would pick up a passenger only to have them give an address in one of the devastated areas. The cab driver often looked up halfway to the destination to find their fare had disappeared. Not wanting to be impolite to the person (even if they were dead) they’d drive to the address, open the door to let them out, then drive away.

[trash-account-441]

I drew Snufkin! I really like moominvalley so ye. I also posted it on my Instagram. (alocin.is.metaphorically.trash)

I wanted to try and actually draw a background this time since I usually just don’t.

I think I like how it turned out.