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Oh noooooooo! The mystery is solved! You’ve solved my final riddle, you are ze new riddle master... Congratulations… You have proven yourselves... quite the adventurers... oh, I’ve landed on Bryan- Bryan, ahhh… Bryan, I’m so proud of zem… I’m going to die now... My life is flagging from my body... I’ll see my family... goodbye cruel worrrrld-

geekandmisandry

I literally have no context for this and it’s fucking me up.

thelilskee

I don’t know how but this post is funnier in night mode

thelilskee

beardedmrbean

theman

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

tattooedzombigirl

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

secondlina

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

plagued-roses

MAGIC POTATO GO!🥔

thaumbody

here we go again

reblogging the golden potato

hoping it will work

that my life will get a perk

angelwings-crossbowstrings

Always reblog the potato.

scary-noodlesblog

Please potato

jadyn2303

look i have a dentist appointment tomorrow and currently i’m depressed can we please like be good luck for me potato.

fatecantstopme

A magic potato? Why the hell not.

whetstonefires

One of my favorite things is modern adaptations that leave people with the same careers they had in the original material, because unless you’re a cop or a doctor that practically never happens.

Irene Adler’s an opera singer. We still have those! They don’t have the same subtext exactly, but nothing is going to because we aren’t the Victorians. She could continue to be an opera singer. I have never seen this happen.

Jonathan Harker can still be in real estate. That’s a job people have. A modern story that still involves Dracula contacting his firm to help him purchase property sounds amazing actually.

nudityandnerdery

A modern adaptation of Dracula where you keep seeing Jonathan Harker’s face on bus stop bench ads for his realtor office.

daddygrandpaandthebeaver

#“This client doesn’t seem to exist online; a bit strange. But he’s elderly so it’s not that unusual” -Jonathan about to make a mistake – @capslockdoesntexpressmyjoy

prokopetz

I was about to joke about Quincey Morris still being a cowboy, but then it occurred to me that he’s not actually a cowboy in the source material, is he? He’s the wealthy heir of a Texas ranch-owning family who just acts like an Old West cowboy. If anything, that’s even more plausible today than it was in 1897.

roach-works

let’s see dracula shrug off getting hit with one of these country cosplay motherfuckers

abigail

how life feels when you go alone to see a fun movie and when you leave the cinema the sun is still out

abigail

how life feels when you go alone to see a movie that really just hit you deeper than expected and resonated with you in some kind of way and when you leave the cinema the sun has just set

babtest

went to an elementaryschool musical production and they started the show with the director saying: "Now there's some very small viewers here today, so just so you know. There will be a scary character later in the show. This is her," and a girl in a kinda scary ghost outfit did a creepy walk across the stage, the stood up straight and did a cheery wave, "but remember, it's just Nina. She's pretending to be scary."

Aaaand i would very much like for horror movies to have that as a little bonus feature you can chose. Let me start a movie with Guillermo del Toro showing me a scary ghost that might jump at me, but don't worry, thats just Doug!

persianpenname

willgrahamscock

Comments did not disappoint

willgrahamscock

I’m never going to leave this website

yeahinoticed

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 4/? Fandom: Dungeons & Dragons - All Media Types, Curse of Strahd - Fandom Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Ezmerelda d'Avenir/Original Female Character Characters: Ezmerelda d'Avenir, Rudolph van Richten, Original Female Character(s), Original Male Character(s) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Canon-Typical Violence, Blood and Injury, Alcohol, pre-canon monster hunting shenanigans, Tags will be updated as chapters are posted, Gambling, Police, there is absolutely NO police brutality but cops do exist yuck, it's my non-canon tragic backstory and i'll cry if i want to, ezmerelda and van richten's epic monster hunting road trip, PART TWO ELECTRIC BOOGALOO BABY, ezmerelda is a flirt and a lesbian i don't make the rules, explicit rating for ~smut~ in the final chapter, canon divergence in relation to backstory, some liberties were taken in regards to how iron inhibits magic, Arson Summary:

While on the road in pursuit of their next hunt, Ezmerelda and van Richten take a well-deserved night off and end up getting into more trouble than they gambled for. After a night of excitement ends with Ezmerelda in a police cruiser, she needs to figure out how to get out of trouble and back to work, no matter the cost. They're going to have to learn how to work together, despite the skeletons in their closets, if they want to take down the monster before it swallows them whole.

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An interrogation in two parts.

#curse of strahd #ezmerelda d'avenir #rudolph van richten #ao3 #chapter 4 #you have unlocked part of the tragic backstory

nocontextpsych

[both whispering angrily]

abysmallylost23

[both whispering angrily]

onlyblackgirl

I love psych

kaispeakshermind

oh my gosh this is hilarious

eerna

I think about them a normal amount that isn’t weird at all <3

FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST

fullmetal alchemist

absolutely wild for me to think that, if someone had told me 5 years ago that by 2020 both It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia AND Supernatural would have an out gay character that is part of the main cast, whose coming out was done so greatly in part because of fan drive, and then you asked me to guess which one of them would handle the coming out in the most homophobic way possible and which would handle it with the respect the character and the audience deserve…….i’d slap you

deadithurts

andrew garfield saying, “i hope this grief stays with me because it’s all the unexpressed love that i didn’t get to tell her” about his mothers passing is so gut wrenchingly beautiful because we rarely talk about the love we want to express but can’t, not because you’re not brave enough to say it out loud but because they’re not here to listen to it anymore. calling grief the love you never had the chance to share makes it less of a burden and more of something you want to keep and not something terrible you want to move on from. i love love how everything about grief always comes down to “what is grief if not love persevering?”