Satyr Sauce

+18 | He/Him, They/Them | Squints eyes at how Tumblr works | Minors DNI

[virgoasf]

[curlsandstems]

I need this.

[poni1kenobi-deactivated20250915]

Reblogged last year, hoping it comes this year

[dat2ndaccount97]

Fingers crossed!

[swampthingy]

[actuallyapathy]

[the-lumpfish-queen]

I love environmental storytelling

[belphegor1982]

[hotlegsharker]

[berlynn-wohl]

[harleyklawz]

Its fucking hieroglyphs with you people

[levemetal]

I hate to be doing this, but I'm opening some emergency plush commissions! I can also do art comms if you guys have any interest in that. More infos for plush stuff in my google doc! Work examples are there too. Hmu via dms!

Commission Sheet

Commission Sheet This sheet is meant to give an overview of what costs to expect. If you wish for a more precise quote, explain the detail

As for art for one character:

15€ cleaned sketch

30€ lineart

50€ full DIN A4 sticker sheet

Those are with flat color and simple shading unless requested otherwise

+10€ for each character added

+20€ for background work, another 10€ on that if you want a detailed background.

No nsfw, payment is in advance in full via paypal FF. GS is possible if you cover the fees

Work examples below!

Thank you for reading and have a lovely timezone!

[trashfaun]

Since the start of the year I've returned to my roots and been obsessing over Sonic games, and one thing let to another and-

Here's Sylph and Solstice, Sonadow fankids that I also wanna thank my good buddy @astro-2003 for helping in developing them... and the other fankids I might reveal at another point, heh

[owa-tagoo-siam]

[trashfaun]

With May the 4th and Tales of the Underworld giving so many Duros.. it gave a small push again to post my unfiltered disaster pilot, so have a work doodle of Chai

[strawb3rrystar]

uquiz & picrew

Wanted to do this because @thejudiciousneurotic did!! (I really am a lovable idiot)

No pressure tags!! @sweetadonisbutbetter @spongejuice @vixezn @zxphy + anyone else/open tag!

[ladyyomiart-deactivated20250818]

Here's mine! 💖 The description is very accurate and the "neurodivergent of some kind" part is sending me, lol. 😂 Wherever I go, autism haunts me.

Do you guys see that cute dog on the left? 🐶 That's my girl Luna and she says you can consider yourselves tagged if you wanna join the game!

[lightmelodyva]

There was a reason why I was called Hijikata in my group for a while before becoming Haruka. I AM THE MOTHER. I MOTHER HEN.

[fistfuloflightning]

😂 that’s… an interesting interpretation. and hella vague.

@pr0cyon-lotor @greeniegaes @traveleorzea @violet-petals-in-the-rain and anyone else who wants to :)

[greeniegaes]

Tags @acewendino @secretlypeerless-cucumber @drivebypainter and anyone els

[acewendino]

Yea that tracks

No pressure tags: @enigmatic-jinx @silentfallnight @levemetal @sillyxaly @hootyhoowoo @nibbelraz + anyone else

[levemetal]

Does it track?? Idk. Random Leve OC picrew again

@trashfaun bestie get in here

[trashfaun]

The sheer audacity of tagging me, bestie, smh- Is this accurate?? I dunno- @astro-2003 @ashcroft-writes @ebunnyking get tagged, losers /aff (no pressure!! and anyone else who wanna do it feel free!)

[artificialchaoscola]

THE END.

[kkllllkkkkkkk]

What are you looking at? Did I scare you?

[trashfaun]

CW - Gore, eyestrain

Not actually posted in so long and what do I do? Post something Sonic related My love for the franchise reawakened hard through Sonic 3 and Sonic x Shadow Generations, so be prepared for more I'm so sorry Inspired by the song "Deathbody" by Ghost, Vane and Carbon Monoxide

[spockvarietyhour]

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine "Past Tense, Pt. 1"

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if it's the same year as it was yesterday, 2024

[dumbtrannybitch]

this post has a very specific day you CANNOT reblog it on Jan. 1st 2025

[itsupermanti]

It’s still the same year as yesterday, 2024.

[mishavoltaire]

got inspired by a post by @janehaster !! hope that's alright <33 lovely lovely gentlemen. among many similarities they have another thing in common too (stole my heart!!)

some bonus thoughts under the read more

my first thought when seeing Emmrich was "oh no oh no pattern recognition I see it now" and I knew I would fall in love again.... something about these guys just rubs my brain in a good way

also:

I'm very normal about these two..... also this was my first ever art of Emmrich so let's go :)

[levemetal]

Giving me the power to animate was a mistake. F in chat for Chang Geng, he absolutely must have deep regrets about that flute.

Alt under the cut

[levemetal]

I'm sorry @purplehanfu I can't just leave that in the tags

[allthefawkesigive]

Gale of Waterdeep

[allthefawkesigive]

It got worse

[pyreo]

[ifeelsixfeettall]

Are we reading this correctly?

[migellito]

And somebody’s tormenting him. smh.

[gw2heritageposts]

Guild Wars 2 Heritage Post

[levemetal]

I got Procreate and gave it a test run with some silly AU sketches of course

So have Calamity SJ adopting Hong‘er! Ft. my silly calamity MNQ AU and it’s inevitable conclusion of atticwife Jun Wu in the second pic because I am no longer in control here.

SY tried to be the cool uncle, unfortunately YQY is the cooler uncle so he got the Feng Xin treatment. Binghe about to start beef with a child lmfao.

Ling Wen is new heavenly emperor and I ensure you she is as overworked as ever, but she does not care about heavenly officials marrying calamities anymore. First was YQY, and then Jun Wu. Xie Lian and Shi Qingxuan are really not trendstarters here.

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!

[recycled-soul-deactivated201401]

This goes for assholes, too, guys. I know a couple who went tubing once, and they had to re-air their tubes, but the guy thought it would be funny to stick the tip of the air compressor up to her bikini trunks, the air ruptured something inside her and she died within thirty minutes.

[riskpig]

WHAT?

[endangeredslug-deactivated20170]

The thing about this? It’s in every pregnancy book I’ve read.

[riskpig]

WHAT?????

[thegrimmlovely]

Why is it in pregnancy books but not sex ed books?

[willowofthehearth]

Because the men in charge only care about the health and safety of women in so far as it enables them to have babies.

[mayothefirst]

https://www.healthline.com/health/air-embolism#outlook

[eattherich73]

Reblogging with a link because I thought this was a legit joke. Never heard it before. Like I knew you could kill a person by inserting air into a vein but still.

[smooththegoofyshark]

WHAT THE FUCL I hate how I didn’t learn this in sex Ed AT ALL

[jehovahhthickness]

This is very true lol

[bundibird]

Yo what the f u c k

[safifonhasstrel]

[archangeltwins]

not the normal stuff i’d reblog but, uh, this is kinda??? heckin???? important?????

[thesaltofcarthage]

I feel like I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, but it’s definitely a thing.

[midnight-spectrum-again]

What the fuck

[gotterhag]

[panomoly]

i-

….thank you tumblr??

[stankpasta]

hm. 

[krystal-prisms]

I legit thought this was a shitpost until I saw the rest of the comments

[soulvomit]

I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, too.

[wordsaremylife]

Well I never

[digital-magus]

As a general rule of thumb, do not push air into any bodily orifice, regardless of gender. It never ends well. Air compressors and the human body do NOT mix.

Not even the mouth, shit can rupture a lung.

[jaydove-writes]

I’m asexual but reblogging to potentially save lives

[roman-a-person]

reblogging because what the fuck this should be commonly known

[grayskittles]

reblogging bc this was the first post on my fyyp and holy shit

[the-haiku-bot]

reblogging bc

this was the first post on my

fyyp and holy shit

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.