What the fuck is a soul?!

Hi, I'm Ivy and I reblog stuff I guess...? 

[cottoncandyrhythmqueen]

[50-shades-of-cloaca]

[cottoncandyrhythmqueen]

You come to my post and try to out-perform me.

[saltwaffle]

full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009

[jetru]

remember when writers had to be all like: “omg omg lemon starts HERE” y’all are lucky that ao3 has tags and filters you can set

[domicileensnared]

Sometimes shit was marked “lemon” and it’d just be them making out, and sometimes they’d just start pissing on each other

No rules, no laws, you took your life into your hands opening fics

[frostyemma]

A/N: this contains SLASH, that means TWO MEN, if that makes you uncomfy, DON’T READ!

A/N: please don’t sue me, o anime overlords, I’m not making any money off of this! I’m just a broke student! I don’t have any money!

A/N: I totally wrote this while high off 10 Red Bulls wheeeeeee!!!!!

A/N: COMMENT if you want me to continue the next chappy!!!

[raimagnolia]

No, no, no

remember when there’d be interactions with the author and the characters?

InuYasha: I don’t get why I have to be here for this

A/N: Because it was in your contract!!1!1 *revs chainsaw*

[janekfan]

god those were lawless times. 

[the-apocryphal-one]

[ashereden]

Are you being a good girl?

no I’m chewing on electrical cords

[gayteensupreme]

Btw if I say things like “by god” or “good lord” in posts please be aware I don’t mean it in a catholic way I mean it in a 1950s scientist reacting in horror after they create an evil creature in the lab set in the distant future year of 2005

[godzillastan72-deactivated20230]

there will be nothing funnier than this exchange

[teeth--king]

( <= green bean

[saxhleel]

( <= chili pepper

[transmortifried]

. <= blueberry

[soundtestmenu]

=3 <= broccoli

[nonfungibletoken]

● <= orange

[woodrider]

. <= pea

[toebeens]

• <= plum

[dragongirlteeth]

<3< <= strawberry

[translesbianorchestra]

<==}< <= carrot

[shiba-boyfriend]

~<O{ <= beetroot

[tittytoreador]

°o8~ <= grapes

[halftoning-deactivated20240224]

Ó <= apple

[nynaeve-almeara]

88- <= raspberry

[shrike-dyke]

c'ɔ <= bell pepper

[thekaylahub-deactivated20231205]

cc’ɔɔ <= pumpkin

[chat-chouage]

the other day i started writing an office romance but i quickly remembered that i have no idea what working in an office is like

[ivan-fyodorovich-deactivated202]

as opposed to your vast personal expertise in romance?

[chat-chouage]

[scallopsandmash-deactivated2023]

Sans sweep was so powerful the residual shockwaves accidentally killed the fucking queen

[retrogamingblog2]

[chillywillow1]

this is in my top 10 favorite tweets of all time along with this one

[b0nes2]

[ranmao]

[cristalplanetheart]

[trashboat]

at th club and dj won’t stop playing morse code beats

[trashboat]

when me and Jean-Michel make it out of the trench with dry socks and no infections

[ballroomnotoriety]

im sobbing

[inoffizielles-deutschland]

What does the bad wizard ponder?

His

[caffstrink]

So like what's those brain rats called? Bc mine just died and idk what to write on his tombstone

[modmad]

you did it you drew what it feels like

[modmad]

so anyway

can’t wait for the next game where you play alternately as Emmet and Ingo

[llly89-deactivated20231007]

[pauljpeg]

I wish all the pee came out in one go like a shotgun blast

[dovv]