Trashley

girl now

[nonexistent-triangle]

the irredeemable pervert is generally well regarded among their friends for their insightful thoughts and all around pleasant demeanour

[stateownedslut]

You're hot as hell. Can i dm you? I'm not a fascist.

The young woman's micro-blog loads on your screen.

PERCEPTION [Trivial: Success] - This *is* an attractive one.

ELECTROCHEMISTRY [Easy: Success] - It's been too long. Your flesh craves hers.

SUGGESTION [Trivial: Success] - Slide into her DMs right now.

YOU - They're closed.

SUGGESTION [Medium: Success] - Has that ever been a problem for us?

VOLITION [Challenging: Success] - Get in her ask-box instead.

YOU - What would I even say?

ENCYCLOPEDIA [Medium: Success] - This one's a *Communard*.

RHETORIC [Godly: Failure]

- "You're hot as hell."

- "Can I DM you?"

- "I'm not a fascist."

[dragirlinstall]

taking my gamer dog out for a walkthrough

[despazito]

[despazito]

Awesome

[sylferino]

every $30 purchase is like a razor sharp arrow stuck firmly in my muscular wearwolf back

[airlesscell-deactivated20151002]

[ahotknife]

YOU don’t have to be perfect to be loved. but I do

[tredekim]

[7dmom]

Woah that's crazy I actually know everything though

[oceanicblunt]

[milanesa42]

“The employees need a larger salary” “hmmmm large celery”

[mark-gently]

NDA stands for Non't Dalk Aboutit

[aquilacalvitium]

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

[aquilacalvitium]

Please keep interacting with this post because when I come to tumblr to procrastinate, this shows up again in my notifications and guilts me into writing again

[bardace]

Shut Up, I Don’t Care

[memorycycle]

wake up in the morning go to sleep

[anphivenas]

wake up in the morning go to sleep

[twizzta-old]

[anphivenas]

whoaaa .... whats a lovely slimer like you doing in the benthic zone. .....

[memorycycle]

wake up in the morning go to sleep

[flipchild]

[memorycycle]

whoaaa .... whats a lovely slimer like you doing in the benthic zone. .....

[flipchild]

wake up in the morning go to sleep

[crawfishcomic]

Vigilante

[czech-hunter-reject]

Teeheehee, off to do my little schemes 😜

[strahmsky]