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[trashmouthdiangelo]

Masterlist (Updated on Aug 25, ‘24)

I just realized I could pin stuff, so this is me pinning my masterlist because I can

Stranger Things

I Just Want You to Be Happy (series): Dear Will (30/30), Love, Will (Sequel, 12/12)

010 (5/5)

The Five Times Lucas Won The Silent Treatment and The One Time Dustin Did (1/1)

How You Get The Boy (1/1)

The Five Times Dustin Thought He Was So Discreet and The One Time He Realized He Wasn’t (1/1)

I Bet This Time Of Night You’re Still Up (1/1)

Back To December (1/1)

Stranger Things/IT crossover

The Lost Prince (8/8)

The Last Ingredient (28/28)

Lucky Number 13 (6/?)

The Cursed Kingdom (5/?)

[trashmouthdiangelo]

For a very brief moment I'd thought I'd see the last two children of the eldest dogs

[trashmouthdiangelo]

@fatalflawcore I just want to say,

[trashmouthdiangelo]

For a very brief moment I'd thought I'd see the last two children of the eldest dogs

[willow-lark]

[trashmouthdiangelo]

I remember going on a date to watch IT Chapter 2 with someone who only watched IT (2017) a week prior and during this scene

he turned to me and asked if "this guy" (Stan) was in love with "him" (Bill)

[onemuseleft]

Do you ever get reminded of that one really intense longfic that you had every intention of writing and had meticulous notes and complicated outlines for but then something happened and you aren't in the fandom anymore and you still have the desire to write the fic but it's slightly hollow now because it's a good idea and you think it would have been a great fic but you haven't been in the fandom for literally years and you don't have that bit of passion for it that you did when you were writing it and have just a weird moment of nostalgia where you want to reread it but it never existed

[fryeshiverbigman-deactivated202]

normalize having more than one best friend. "best friend" shouldn't just be a title reserved for one person... best friend is a species...

[absentlyabbie]

#best friend is a CLASS of friend #one you can achieve #thru mutual embarrassment and hard work (via @pptiny)

[trashmouthdiangelo]

When you finish writing chapter 9 and know exactly what's gonna happen in chapter 11 but you need to write chapter 10

[uziha]

Met Finn Wolfhard and Gaten Matarazzo while practicing street photography on b&w film. They were so nice and friendly 🥹

[hawkinsbabe]

ben and eddie (hansbrak) with something to do with 'teddy bear' ?

Read here: ao3

Preview:

“I lost it.”

Ben croaked out, his throat feeling tight and dry. He didn’t cry. He couldn’t cry. No matter how hard it was hitting him, no matter how bad his heart aches as he sat amongst the mess he made of the dorm room. It felt as if someone was holding his heart outside of his chest, digging their long fingers nails into it, squeezing it with all the means to turn it into liquid.

“Ben? What did you lose Ben?”

He could vaguely hear a voice ask, calling out to him. It sounded so far away and it only made his fingers tighten around the shell of his ears, as if ready to tear them off. 

♡Send me a ship with a prompt/sentence/song/color even and I’ll whip up something♡

[trashmouthdiangelo]

I know Jo hasn't posted anything on tumblr in like 5 years but I still wanna promote this beautiful story she'd written

[saphstories]

Being a writer your brain is either

A) STUFFED TO BURSTING with ideas you have no clue what to do with or how to make them make sense

or

B) It's a black hole that devours every inkling of creativity in your cells and you are just hoping it'll consume you too

THERE IS NO IN BETWEEN

[trashmouthdiangelo]

How about

C) Bursting with ideas for 5 new fics (usually a scene in the middle/end of the fic) but when you open the doc you have no idea how to get to that scene, while the WIP that has been on hiatus for more than half a decade stares at you derisively.

[trashmouthdiangelo]

If I were in a relationship with someone who:

🚩 Ditched our friend who just got back from a long trip so they could be alone with me, when all of us could've hung out together,

🚩 Got pissy because we had to spend one day not meeting up, despite having seen each other every single day for the last six months,

🚩 Called me unreasonable after I got mad upon finding out they lied to me,

🚩 Lied to me about everything in their lives so I would like the fake "doing well in school and having lots of friends" version of them,

I would break up with them.

[askpolylosersclub]

How do you hide a boner? (To The losers with dicks 😂)

Inside Eddie’s ass

- Rich

[askpolylosersclub]

OKAY YOU FUCKING KNOW WHAT RICHIE??? YOURE ON FUCKING TIME OUT PUT LIKE FIFTY DOLLARS IN THE FUCKING TIN

- EDDIE

[askpolylosersclub]

OKAY OKAY I’LL BE SERIOUS. I don’t hide them, Anon. I find a nice, quiet spot to jack one off and the problem is gone.

- Rich

[askpolylosersclub]

Wear really tight pants and then nobody can tell

- Bill

[askpolylosersclub]

Sit with your legs together and also wear giant clothes like hoodies and stuff because they hide everything. Also…a book in your lap is a good distraction.

- Ben

[askpolylosersclub]

Oh my god this is hilarious~

- Bev xx

[askpolylosersclub]

run away and never show your face in that place again

- EDDIE

[askpolylosersclub]

This doesn’t happen to me. I’m the master of my own body.

- Stanley

[askpolylosersclub]

Funnily enough, reading that gave me a boner

- Bill

[littlegoldfinchh]

lord the peasants are so loud today

[littlegoldfinchh]

pheasants. PHeasants. The birds

[kulvefaggoth]

[cardinalfeng]

Don't you mean classist Typo, as in discriminating against poor people, and not classicist, the type of academic who studies antiquity in southern Europe?

[sharkbutthoohaahaa]

[ptchangbin]

[kirexa]

[hahawasabi-deactivated20250604]

[mechamothgirl]

[mortimermcmirestinks]

don't worry guys I got the fire extinguisher

[achivement-unlocked]

Achievement unlocked!

Fire post!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE POST IS ON FIRE

[gimmick-thief]

[entity56]

[isabellebissonrouthier]

[trashmouthdiangelo]

And now I'm paying for it by trying to finish what I started in 2018

[teapartyasian]

Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad

[cacen]

malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated

[smattenhove]

smad.

[samirows-blog]

there are two types of people

[itmepercy-deactivated20161220]

i’ve only seen this legendary post in screenshots

[trashmouthdiangelo]

Booping strangers whose posts I enjoy: *immediate click*

Booping people I used to talk to daily but haven't in years: *stares at the button for hours*