Welcome To The Losers Club

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[noralovedrarry]

Do I know you？🙎🦁️

[all-pacas]

god the way people talk to their pets

like i’m calling myself out here but i just uttered the words “you did the stretch and now the rare and powerful double pets” (two hands at once!!) to my cat without a trace of irony

like i do not believe my cat understands a word of what i am saying but he absolutely knows my voice and i think also my tone? but also all day i’m just randomly looking over at him like “good boy!” or “are you fluffy?” or singing little songs about his current fluff levels. to an animal. a wonderful animal but a creature who absolutely does not speak english and probably only vaguely is like “this creature is communicating with me” when the strange noises come from the person’s mouth

like i just think about this sometimes

i never wanted to baby talk this cat, i dislike the whole “i am a cat mom and this is my baby” thing, he is a cat, i am a person, and yet i just spend all day talking at him. while typing this he rolled over to show off his tummy and i had to restrain myself from saying “you got a tummy?” aloud. and then i did it anyway

(he is indeed in possession of a tummy)

[vaiyamagic]

[lesbianshepard]

why are straight white guys so obsessed with world war 2

[lesbianshepard]

like i’ll talk about my interest in history and i’ll have guys be like “yeah i’m a history buff too i love world war 1 and 2″ like cool i was talking about ancient history. like the conversation was literally about ancient egypt. 

my fave thing is replying “oh, cool. i just can’t get into it. i like everyday life and religion and art. personally, i find war boring.” and let me tell you it’s a journey to watch them try and understand that killing thousands of people indiscriminately doesn’t hold my attention. 

[cookie-sheet-toboggan]

yup it’s always the “oh you’re just not into history” and the response of “yes i am im just into ancient history” and you’re ready to throw 38 greek myths at them just to shut them up about the kinds of bombers the britsh were using in the second world war

[seidocatcher]

except like. they really dont give a single fuck about wwi/ii. they care about the weapons and machinery. do they care about the events and the people? do they care about why wars were actually important? in my experience, very, very rarely.

[prokopetz]

I think that gets to heart of it: they’re not history buffs in any real sense. What they are is war fanboys. They collect and curate technical information about wars just like any other fanboy collects and curates technical information about the subject of their fandom. It’s basically not real to them; knowing what exact metal the buttons of SS uniforms were made of is of no greater significance to them than knowing the exact height of the captain’s chair on the starship Enterprise - it’s just another shiny technical fact for their collection.

[ejomatic-deactivated20181206]

It’s incredibly annoying because WW1 and WW2 are actually really interesting in terms of how politics changed and the like but all people want to talk about is the fighting. :/

[i-will-not-be-caged]

This comic from The Nib is a great analysis of how the cultural obsession with World War II and “the greatest generation” has completely skewed our view of its history and totally fucked us up.

[moonlizards]

^ definitely definitely read this, especially if you were too young to remember the immediate post-9/11 times.

[druidfox-deactivated20250422]

😳 “b-b-boobs ??!!??” ( that one game skin where geralt wears the pants or maybe it was a mod idek )

[badjokesbyjeff]

I used to make jokes at work during meetings, and I could really get people laughing. Then COVID hit, and all our meetings were online. I’d still make jokes, but no one would laugh…

Not one. At first, I thought it was just because everyone was muted. It turns out, they didn’t find me remotely funny.

[artonelico]

*inhales* Jeff.

[bothsidesnow3]

THAT. WAS. TERRIBLE.

[ryebreadgf]

thinking about a warm chocolate croissant

[thefinanigansposts]

There's no such thing as "chocolate croissant"

It's pain au chocolat or nothing!

[ryebreadgf]

i'm feeling even more francophobic than usual

[wasabi-gumdrop]

[ krbk month, day 17: r e t r o f u t u r e ]

[saitubaki]

💋

[wasabi-gumdrop]

[ krbk month, day 14: dragons ]

fireheart

[pickledangel]

Ball pit but it's just these

[never-forget-viva-la-pluto]

I dive in headfirst, cutting through like butter. I am never seen again.

[deadshrike-deactivated20210930]

round blue stones.... take me home..... to the pit.... where i belong.....

[abortionado]

my 12 year old brother is carrying the lgbt community on his back

[dykebrucespringsteen]

“x lives in my head rent free” yah everything lives in my head rent free because i’m not some little landlord bitch

[no2ng]

i hear this song all day (my fav song in the entire awesome mix. volume 1) and i think of denial Kageyama. i blame yellowshootingstars for the urge to draw kagehina

[100493503004422]

I procrastinate so much that I have a gaping hole of dread inside my chest where I think my other emotions are supposed to go. unless a potential employer is reading this, in which case I don’t do that & I have all the normal emotions that human beings have & I love capitalism

[o0kawaii0o]

Birthmarks

[thebootydiaries]

[serpentmythos]

This tag has me dying

[cascadiarch]

[frisslimbim]

The ✨range✨ of this man…

A small expression board (?) I did of Andrew a few days ago, more as a joke than anything else, but I still don’t really have a lot to post right now so I thought I might as well share it..

Still working on getting my hand back in working order. It’s much better now, but it still hurts a lot when I use it more than 30min in a row lmao