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I made this post cause the leafs lost another game 7 but honestly hockey is nothing but trash. I can't reconcile my beliefs with hockey culture at large, so that's why I don't post much here anymore. this blog isn't dead exactly but I get it if you wanna unfollow
you're laughing. they played the heated rivalry trailer on the centre bell jumbotron during the habs game in front of god and martin st louis and you're fucking laughing
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Also, that tweet is from Jan 21, 2025. So it wasn't just... random.
It may take many mosquitoes to take down an elephant, but a big enough swarm will drain it dead.
Gritty from real life
I think Gritty is an adult because they have posted sexually provocative posts
I hate to say it but yes. Gritty passes the Harkness Test.
Bed Wed or Behead Gritty from real life.
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only 16 days left of hockey
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ONLY 14 days left of hockey
Home team locker room showers at Rogers Place, Edmonton, Canada.
The stadium is home to the NHL team the Edmonton Oilers and was opened in 2016.
Pro-homosexual forces stay winning
Pro-homosexual forces have claimed victory in Hockeytown City Centre; fighting continues in the outlying districts.
I make fun of this, but it's seriously important that we 'pro-homosexual' forces don't give a single fucking millimetre to these pigs, even on something as seemingly trivial as rainbow hockey tape or Scholastic book fairs.
known ally of special initiatives travis dermott wearing pride tape on his stick tonight. because whatever the rules say, we and the people who love us aren't going away
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God, anyone else remember when everyone understood that the correct feminist position about sports was that women should be allowed to compete with men because they're just as capable? When it was a trope in media to have the mysterious star athlete who just blew everyone else out of the water to take off her helmet and reveal that she was a woman the whole time?
Now people are rabidly arguing that supposed "men" (trans women) have inherent insurmountable biological advantages in literally every single possible activity and cis women are too weak and dainty and unskilled to ever compete and must be protected, and then they try to call themselves feminists who are being silenced as if that's not just the mainstream sexist patriarchal opinion
Anyway, desegregate sports. There was never any reason to separate them by gender in the first place
For people who don’t have any reading comprehension: no this post is not advocating putting a 90lb 4’10” woman against a 270lb 6’5” man in a boxing match. In most sports there are things called weight classes and height classes and they actually mean a lot more than what’s between your legs as far as performance. That said I took tae kwon do for a lot of years and by far the worst person in my classes to go up against was a 5’ nothing teenage girl who nearly outclassed the assistant teacher in sparring matches so even with the size disparity it’s not unheard of. Hell the reason the MLB was officially segregated was to keep out the girl who struck out Babe Ruth or the Olympic swimmer who caused the mens swim team to move because she was “breaking them” by lapping them without a second thought. Womens soccer is notoriously more aggressive and high energy than mens with vastly higher average scores for games. And all of this despite the fact that womens teams have consistently had lower funding for coaches and training equipment and lower pay for players. Hell that’s an argument to end sex segregation in sports right there, let women join teams that have the funding to hire the best coaches and watch how many would come through as world record breakers. I don’t have a doubt in my mind that there’s girls in school right now who could, with the right training, be better quarterbacks than anyone in the current NFL. And keeping trans girls out of sports isn’t gonna help them do that one bit.
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Do you love sports? I love a sport. That sport is called Zamboni. It consists of several minutes of big dudes wearing skates kicking the shit out of each other, until a piece of ice-surfacing equipment powered by a 1979 Volkswagen four-banger comes out and cleans up all the blood. You have to see it: these guys are like artisans; working the blade, the turning brake, and the throttle deftly to put on a show and leave the ice in perfect condition for the flawed monkeys to continue to eviscerate each other upon as soon as the beer ads finish.
Now, of course I’ve owned a Zamboni. And in fact, “Zamboni” is just one of many brands of ice resurfacing machine out there today. You can save a lot of money if you know this fact: everyone and their dog is looking for the name brand, so ads with a B- or C-grade rink stripper are gonna sink to the bottom, where they’ll find a pitifully small amount of your money. There are just two problems with owning one of these fine beasts. First, the top speed is annoyingly low, and second, Big Government keeps plowing away all the snow around my house before it can be turned into shiny, flawless rink-grade ice.
The first problem, as with so many others, can be fixed with sufficient addition of gearing. Since these things are made out of busted-ass old Volkswagen Fox parts, all it takes is understanding where the Fox ends and the Chevy S-10 begins, and then swapping out the cogs in the gearbox with the appropriately-chosen ones. Yes, it means that the 0-60 suffers, but you can fix that with a turbocharger. You don’t even need to intercool it: need I remind you of the giant pile of slowly-melting water that you’re sitting on?
Gearing up your Zamboni to highway speed does invite further problems: I was barely able to finish my break-in tune before the local law enforcement became aware of my actions. Nothing is more antagonizing to them than the existence of liberated, free thinkers such as myself. They may also have been angry that the aforementioned “pitifully small amount of [my] money” was in fact zero dollars, because I stole the fucker right out of a Timbits League game when I was supposed to be working. Hey, it’s my first day, what do you want from me?
Where was I? Oh yes, the ice quality. Here’s the thing: once you lead your pursuers out of the city, where there’s no road clearing, and drop the shaver, it’s difficult for the authorities to continue their pursuit. Maybe it’s because they’re in awe of the gloriously clear ice and have stopped to play a patriotic game of shinny, or it could be because the Lethal-Force-Spec™ Military Terrain® all-seasons that the patrol cruisers are equipped with are better at being bulletproof than they are at being snow tires.
I made this post cause the leafs lost another game 7 but honestly hockey is nothing but trash. I can't reconcile my beliefs with hockey culture at large, so that's why I don't post much here anymore. this blog isn't dead exactly but I get it if you wanna unfollow
