Untitled and it will stay that way

I don't post much, mostly things I find amusing. mainly I just lurk and look at other people's blogs. Wishlist: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/1QAYII5F98RDA?ref_=wl_share

[dutchster]

one of my favorite hobbies is not being a parent

[gregorgregor]

Sometimes it's really really really important to remember that you just cut up a jalapeno and even though you washed your hands twice it's still a danger when your eye itches and you need to use the other hand or at the very least your pinky instead...

[trexbor11]

Also a really really good reason to have rubber gloves in hand- sometimes food prep sticks around long after you finished cooking and suddenly your partner’s hole AND your pole are burning for no apparent reason before you remember you were chopping jalapeños four hours ago

[tygerbug]

This is the money Marge. Reblog for good fortune

[cholerascum]

money marge

save me

save me money marge

give me one thousand dollars

[suiheisen]

“i’m going through something” and it’s the incredible need to impregnate a man

[trexbor11]

Okay so it’s not just me that’s going through this all ALL THE TIME

[onion-souls]

Sorry, Millennials, but recent paleontologist findings and hyolaryngeal apparatus reconstructions no longer support the hypothesis that "rawr" means "I love you" in dinosaur.

[onion-souls]

I made you a bibliography but I eated it :(

[bighandsomemenfolk]

[gaystation4]

[pirateprincessjess]

Google Chrome has been installing an AI model on users devices without their consent.

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

liking and reblogging your mutuals' posts

[trexbor11]

Okay if a hockey rink is the boy aquarium, does that make a baseball field the boy zoo

[jackofalltradescrafting]

Rosy-faced Lovebirds on a cactus in Paradise Valley, Arizona. 

[trexbor11]

Ma’am those is mangoes

[catchymemes]

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you have this superpower! BUT you have this side-effect

is it worth it?

yes!!

the side effect is bad but ITS WORTH IT

meh it's okay

the side effect makes it unusable/not worth it

Results/option I didn't think of

Voting ended onMay 20

[were--ralph]

there is a war on tumblr and you must choose a side

hot beverages

cold beverages

Voting ended onMay 20

[antarctic-arcanine]

If I ever share anything that was AI generated it is purely by accident. I hate that it's getting harder and harder to tell and it makes me want to never use the internet again. It definitely had its faults, but man I miss the internet of the 2000s so much.

[myqueenmarceline]

Adding to this: please TELL ME if I share something that is genAI and you know it is. I want to know this information.

[cartooncoyote]

This is actually the best intro to a porno that has ever existed

[satanblessitt-deactivated201608]

There is no way this is a porno

[zombiesahoy]

This is the best porno there has ever been.

[usingtimewisely]

The way he says “HEY WHAT THE FUCK” shaped me as a person

[foldingfittedsheets]

I hope today someone is in the lucky 10,000 and sees this for the first time.

[telegraphavekiss]

look this is just what happens in new jersey

[str8-for-pay]

32 Faces You’ll Recognize If You’ve Ever Had Anal Sex With A Penis

[nicolekidmansgrinchhands]

[tanookitoes]

i want a public execution of the writer of this abhorent defience of god

[moonsofmoons]

This, was a journey.

[definitelynot-youraverage-brit]

Oh. My. God.

What have I just read????

[madeinthotland]

I mean…he is not wrong thought

[snazzy-adam]

I hate this almost as much as it hates itself…

[seanagain-offagain]

I wanna go swimming with a bunch of guys in tiny swim suits or maybe play videos games with a bunch of men in bulge focused underwear. Basically I just need a bunch of guys wearing very little and with visible bulge