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Lying to myself already.

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I admit, precisely nobody is trying to make Rabbi Feinstein OBM’s psak on dishwashers happen. This meme is more about how, when I mention that Rabbi Feinstein ruled that one dishwasher could be used for milk and meat dishes, the person I’m talking to is astonished and tells me that never happened. It’s as if they think I’m making up a nonexistent leniency so I can treyf up my kitchen. (Note: I follow my rabbi’s psak and treat the dishwasher the way Orthodox Jews do.)

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Why is Shabbos the only day I can’t manage to eat an extra meal when I’m not even hungry?

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Confession: I’m not that into cholent. But I know I’m in the minority on that, so here we are.

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Obviously this has never happened to anyone in the history of Passover. But if Hashem could bring the Jews out of Mitzrayim, He can make this happen. THIS IS THE YEAR, I CAN FEEL IT.

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“And do I have to say Birkat Hamazon afterward?”

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SERIOUSLY.

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I’m not vegetarian because I love animals. I’m vegetarian because I love not being in debtors’ prison.

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Living for the day Amazon acquires Eichler’s.

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I’m not saying I deleted my FB account because my rabbi friended me. I’m just saying I don’t have an FB account anymore.

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Let’s get something straight: There are so many great melodies to which we can sing “Lecha Dodi.” So why do some chazzanim pick the most basic, forgettable ones? It makes me feel like telling the kallah to come back when we’ve got a decent tune.

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Oh, to be Dutch or German.

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If you know any guys like this, please email [email protected] to make a shidduch. (Successful shadchan will be paid a handsome fee.)

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If you struggle with this, I’m sorry but we cannot be friends. Only tzadikim need apply for a slot in my social circle.

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Real talk: I’d rather have fruit than oatmeal raisin cookies. Just, no.

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I legit keep the fridge light taped all week, just to avoid a catastrophe like this.

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I mean, I would never get to shul after Barekhu. But SOME PEOPLE are like that. Not that I’m judging them for their lack of yirat elohim...

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