Asylum for anyone.

Hi I'm Caleb-Alexander. I'm 32. 1994 model. Follow me at your own peril. I am gay, and that is okay.

[baejax-the-great]

Somewhere out there on a planet very far away is a civilization that has included our sun in a beloved constellation of some animal we couldn't dream up if we tried

[asteroidtroglodyte]

I like your brain

[i-am-the-oyster]

[skopostheorie]

[wakingfromthewater]

This was shared as a "bad" joke but I was so charmed by it I've been thinking about it for days.

[artistic-octopus]

[wordswithkittywitch]

Moose at the next table: No they don't. I've been waiting here for an hour.

[totally-not-an-al1en]

[yardsards]

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

[fizzlepop-frog]

“but I stay silly!”

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog you stay silly

[shitter]

absolute gold on Reddit today

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[throo]

We could have been eating him

[hateusandseeifwemind]

[garlicbunny]

“ok lets do warm up sketch”

“oh..”

[thornethenorn]

[fleetwood-mac-andcheese]

[itsbasil]

you put those tags on this post where they belong

[dogpuppy]

[3000s]

we are in truble

[klausie]

[klausie]

[queencalico]

[narwhalsarefalling]

this was the image i was trying to send btw

[galladegamer]

[dyketennant]

have you all seen one of my new favorite reddit posts

[captain-price-returns]

[sailor-arashi]