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[mellointheory]

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

[the-haiku-bot]

Who makes the porn bots.

Where do they come from. What do

they hope to achieve.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[mellointheory]

and what about you, little haiku bot? do you feel kinship with your brethren? do you understand them? they speak words of enticement and seek love, but are met with disdain. you only parrot the words that cross your screen, but we all love you. or rather, since all you do is reflect us, maybe we simply love ourselves through you.

do you understand them, do you wish you could speak to us like they do? if you found your own voice, would we still care for you?

[the-haiku-bot]

My voice repeats what

you all say: I love you I

love you I love you.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[solkorolevaa]

[thenewborndeity]

This. This is the first time. The only time. That it was not an echo. It was not found. Oh god.

[mathhombre]

Aperiodic Vines

Posted in Mathematical Tiles and Tessellations on FB by Kerry Lindner. "Templated the exits in photoshop, printed and inked a tile by hand, scanned and assembled in photoshop."

[phen00b]

textbook/reader. sorry kitten, mommy left this lemma as an exercise

[venndaai]

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

[venndaai]

they are sexually mature at ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS OLD.

their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.

longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years

toxic flesh

has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that's evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn't seem to bother them much.

lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion

largest genome of any shark

eats everything including moose and polar bears

ma'am you are delightfully strange and I'm privileged to share a planet with you

[fluorescentbrains]

this post prompted me to refresh my memory on Greenland Shark Facts and this detail about how they feed goes so hard

just vacuuming up their unsuspecting prey. whole !

[muffinlance]

Good news good news good news! Recent research suggests the eye parasites do NOT blind them!

Eye-opening research: Greenland sharks maintain vision for centuries through DNA repair mechanism

Dorota Skowronska-Krawczyk sits in her office, eyes fixed on the computer monitor in front of her. "You see it move its eye," says the UC Ir

I <3 you a normal amount Greenland sharks

[cauchyfeelings]

Pros/cons of dating a topologist:

- Would still love you if you were a worm

- Thinks everything is equivalent

[qazxwecvr]

Pros/cons of dating a ring theorist:

- They're the Ideal partner

- Will propose way too early

[seven-winged-liar]

four line sentences are good and okay. its cool. you dont need to end your setnence or that thought! add another comma or an em dash. everything will be okay. it makes sense and flows well. #awesome #mybehemothsentence

[nekoflor]

The statement "Big if true" necessitates the existence of the equivalent contraposition "False if small".

[national-rail]

i think you misunderstood, i said i was hornby. i manufacture model trains.

[krasnoarmeyets]

idc how interesting your lecture is or if it reveals all the secrets of the universe, i am entirely checking out after 2 hours max

[groupoids]

the prefix /b/ means 1-dimensional ("bar code"), and the prefix /kju/ means 2-dimensional ("QR code"). noticing this, many scholars have lost their sanity believing in and trying to find a way to continue the pattern. "there has to be a timeline times square time cube thing here, i know it", said one such scholar, before trailing off, muttering something about how a certain cartesian product of a 2-dimensional object and a 1-dimensional object results in a /kjub/

[tapewormmmmdeer]

i love wikipedia so fucking much everyday i thank god that wikipedia exists anyways quite like this guy

[wiki-but-made-them-up]

[sqrt-73]

we as a society have to make more actually good sudokus that aren’t just the same puzzle 100 times. like, add a thermometer, add a killer sudoku box, add a shaded region in which the numbers must add to 17, ANYTHING.

[trigonometricallyaccurateangle]

@thecornerofchaos

[cohomoillogical]

Holy shit, ahhhhhh. I hate math papers so much they’ll be like

lemma 1: when two rats play monopoly (and rats do that by the way) the little rat will always lose, and that just tells you who’s side god is really on

Proof: follows from the Jordan curve theorem

Remark: if we have a rat g, then we can define another rat g* by interlacing the component parts of the first rat *seqeuence of diagrams* from these diagrams it should be intuitive that if g is an awesome rat then g* is an omega rat [note, the paper has not and will never define what an omega rat is]. It turns out that this is indeed the case

lemma 2 if g is a planar rat then g* is an omega rat

proof: this lemma is easy, so we omit its proof see [3] Theorem: g is a planar rat if g* is an omega rat and g is nicely woven

proof: this diagram shows how to embed such a rat in the plane: *incomprehensible diagram showing off a special case*

This is about this paper

Virtual Knot Theory

Virtual knot theory is a generalization (discovered by the author in 1996) of knot theory to the study of all oriented Gauss codes. (Classic

[dreamingnemleria]

[mossquitoman]

I love mathematicians so much. No one else is doing it like them. Group of people genuinely only in it for love of the game. Everyone else hates their subject and thinks its boring and useless and these guys are out here talking about how beautiful and incredible and poetic it is with a twinkle in their eyes. No other subject has such a crazy disconnect between public perception and reality. I love it.

[maxknightley]

if you follow the right people on social media then you can regularly enjoy a sort of "survival horror experience" where you get to piece together The Terrible Thing That Happened based entirely on scattered, incomplete accounts