[trindaa]

i know it’s been forever since i logged onto this blog. but i was looking for something and the url didn’t work and i logged on and all of a sudden -blog is added to my url? what’s with that...

[mostly-jensen]

[library-mermaid-blog]

Conceal don’t feel you guys.

#ButActuallyThisIsTheFunniestThingI’veSeenInForever

[supreme-mango-deactivated201507]

[poolboydivision]

found an old birthday card

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[cilly-murphy]

[steinbecks]

a fanmix for that feeling you get when you read another mix description; characters described in vague terms, girls with power and boys with tragedies; metaphors abound like flowers in a meadow, their petals heavy with rain; i don’t recognize any of these fucking bands

[paintedprintedpaper]

when you realize you have a developed a crush

[mozzabellastick-deactivated2025]

my tiny worrisome asian mother strikes again (part 1)

[pussiesaregod]

still bitter about allison argent 2k15

[oddness]

things i’m good at:

not answering texts/chats

getting my hopes up 

daydreaming

being awkward

pissing people off

sleeping

[fairytalesques]

seaglass bones and silver scales strewn across the beach sands; looks like a fairytale happened here, like a mermaid swam to shore and fell in love with sunshine. all these dancing twists and tales of true love’s kiss and curses, secret deals and secret sacrifice, yet nothing can compare to light glistening on the surface of the sea a mermaid fights her way ashore, bathes herself in sand and stars; her sisters down in the deep below spin seaweed into ocean art and pin it to their coral castle walls. the strum of seasongs bright in their aquamarine veins, a thousand sailor hearts clutched in pearl-tipped nails dripping blood to the rhythm of the ocean’s nighttime tides oh, i saw a mermaid once, and she had a siren smile, a seafoam heart, saltwater in her tears, waiting for the day she might look upon the sun again

atlantis rising | m.j. | commissioned by octatrinda (via fairytalesques)

[i-do-it-for-the-lesbians-deacti]

I'm at work and I'm about to cry. I don't want to cry, can you say something funny?

ONE TIME AT SCHOOL LET ME REMIND YOU I GO TO AN ALL GIRLS CATHOLIC HIGH SCHOOL SO THEY ALL WEAR SHOIRT ASS SKIRTS OKAY SO ONE TIME THIS GIRL LIKE TRIPPED AND HER SKIRT FLEW UP AND MY FRIEND WAS LIKE TIFFANH GO FUCKING HELP HER UP AND I WAS LIKE PARALYZED STARING AT HER ASS AND THEN MY FRIEND WAS LIKE FUCKING SHIT TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN AND SHE LITERALLY HIT ME WITH A BIBLE AND I HAVE NO REGRETS NONE

[mylife-beliike]

This kills me every time

[xekstrin]

"TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN"

[bismnth-deactivated20160726]

God is real.

[lifehackable]

More Food Hacks Here

[stunningpicture]

As a parent of identical twins, this is how we kept sane at bedtime: Crib nets! And this was their response.

[thecooltrashcat]

free them

[thefandomdropout]

lol

[trindaa]

Okay, so, I have a twin brother. In our old house we used to have those doors where you could have the top half open up without opening the bottom, so you could look in on the kiddos without fully opening the door. Apparently my parents used to watch me drop a toy out of my crib and I'd cry but I hadn't mastered crawling out of my crib. My brother had, and he would climb out of his crib, pick my my toy and climb into my crib with me and I'd be happy as a peach with my brother near by and my teddy back in possession. Just thought I'd share.