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nymika-arts

among them, it passed for ‘good luck’

generalorganas

I would trust her with my life.

hazelmarswolfe13-deactivated202

c-bassmeow

This is amazing

ladyydisdain

Shakespeare Plays as Brooklyn Nine-Nine Gifs

Hamlet:

Romeo and Juliet:

A Midsummer Night’s Dream:

Macbeth:

Much Ado About Nothing:

Julius Caesar:

Richard III:

Twelfth Night:

The Tempest:

aw-dag

You know every show that the premise is like “people find out ghosts/monsters/demons are real and are charged with stopping them” appeal to me way more now as a post-graduate not because I believe in ghosts more or whatever but because can you IMAGINE just being handed a job that you don’t even need to apply for? Like just being told “basically there’s this bad thing and all you do is make sure it doesn’t do what it wants” that’s just customer service baby and I worked that for 6 goddamn years! Just TRY getting past “I have a job to offer you” before I can jump down your throat agreeing.

aw-dag

some idiot with a dumb ghost-hunting name who joined the Cause because they love the paranormal: oh fuck oh shit this is really scary guys I’m having second thoughts

me, who knows that if we run away I have to apply to like, a real actual Jobbe again: wakey wakey demons it’s this or retail so guess who’s got nothing to lose

dragonpuppies

Elizabethan Peasant 1: Look yonder! Someone has writ upon that ceiling that thou art most easily gulled!

Elizabethan Peasant 2: More fool they, for I cannot read.

Elizabethan Peasant 1: *sighing, lowers his visage unto his palm*

theamityelf

Elizabethan Peasant 1: Lo, hast thou learned to read?

Elizabethan Peasant 2: Verily, and to compose as well.

Elizabethan Peasant 1: With haste, then, how is the word “i cup” composed?

hi-def-doritos-deactivated20181

Elizabethan Peasant 1: what ho, I know a sporting jest! What art thou when thou art a peasant and art occupied in a privy?

Elizabethan Peasant 2: I wist not, but certain am I that thou shalt tell me speedily.

Elizabethan Peasant 1: Most verily, thou art a peon.

little-niggah-sugar

Elizabethan Child: Father, I have not yet broken fast and am filled with pangs of hunger.

Elizabethan Father: Hail, Filled With Pangs Of Hunger! Mine own name is Wybert.

marzipanandminutiae

Elizabethan Scholar 1: Alack, I have in my purse but sixty-nine pence.

Elizabethan Scholar 2: Lusty fellow, knowst thou well what such a sum portends!

Elizabethan Scholar 1: I…I have not sufficient to sup on fowl.

ur-friendly-local-memer

Elizabethan Scholar 1: Mine name is verily Micheal with a ‘b’, and I hast been afraid of insects mine entire life.

Elizabethan Scholar 2: Cease cease cease. Wither is the bee?

Elizabethan Scholar 1: Thither is a bee?

marzipanandminutiae

Elizabethan husband: Wife, ho! Bring forth my keys!

Elizabethan wife: [throws a writing slope before him]

Elizabethan husband: My keys, my keys! What, hast thou not ears?

Elizabethan wife: I thought thou said writing slope.

Elizabethan husband: Devil take thee; why would I say writing slope?

nonlinear-nonsubjective

Elizabethan daughter: Harken father! Tis the valorous kush!

Elizabethan father: Thou art in the petty market; how valorous mayest it be?

nudityandnerdery

Elizabethan Peasant: Good morrow, my fine fellows! Thou mayest call me Jared, I has’t seen 19 years upon the Good Lord’s green earth, but I am melancholic, for I must admit it was not my privilege to learn to decipher script.

deenzola

Tokudraw 1 hour.

Ryusoul Pink

I Am Entirely Too Emotional...

Given I didn’t understand a word of what was happening. Too many bro feels and way too many bro questions.

#my heart #and with my side hussle I’ll miss the mext two epiaodes #up yours golf #kishiryu sentai ryusoulger #ryusoulger spoilers #just in case

itzbatz-deactivated20240722

ok with everything going on i have to know. how do you pronounce pokemon?

po-kay-mon (kay rhymes with slay, day, etc)

po-kuh-mon (kuh rhymes with duh, uh, etc)

po-key-mon (key rhymes with see, tree, etc)

reblog with the way you say it in the tags!!

narashikari

Po-keh-mon, because the original Japanese is Pocket Monsters (Poketto Monsuteru). And Japanese only has the “eh” sound for e, like all sane languages do.

#po-kuh-mon #because hick accent #i also drop my g’s and y’s

ungratefullittleshit

Background Actors Who Have No Idea What They Are Doing

The guy who has no idea how brooms work:

This guy that is pretty sure he was just kicked:

This guy who has no control over his arm movements:

mephistos-cafe-lattes

stormtrooper to the right that doesnt know how to go through doors

blood-beard-1721

When cutting the scene Lucas also saw it and laughed so they added a noise to his head hitting the door.

batreaux

she wears short skirts, i leave a slime trail she’s cheer captain and i’m just a

elodieunderglass

Every time I see this I just quietly message it to a selection of people who are Never Grateful Enough

bob-belcher

me when my otps start fighting

triskal

Anytime Sento and Banjo act like the emotionally constipated nerds they are tbh

redroseredemption

You ever just think how utterly ridiculous Builds plot was and yet, even with all the plot holes and inconsistencies and Evolt’s trolling, it still somehow manages to be one of the best character-driven Rider shows? I think about that a lot…

#all. the. time.