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France - Rambleblogging about video games, otaku culture, maybe tech, whatever's on my mind

[universeleads]

I explained the concept of "blorbo from my shows" to my 71 year old immigrant grandfather because I referenced it in passing and I thought nothing of it, until today when he said "I think I'll watch peaky blinders tonight and see my blorbo from my shows" referring, of course, to Cillian Murphy playing Tommy Shelby

[universeleads]

English isn't his first language so he's not super in touch with modern slang, so I've been accidentally teaching him to talk like a tumblr user. His favorite thing to say lately is "me when I'm a little hater" when he's like talking shit about the neighbor's son

[overwhelmedfernfrond]

I explained the “x before gta6” meme to my immigrant father and he, in turn, explained to me how back in his day in Romania, they had the same type of joke, except instead of it being gta6, it was about the imminent death of a singer named Gică Petrescu, who everyone was continuously shocked by because he refused to die. Every time a momentous event happened people would say, in essence: “This happened and Gică Petrescu hasn’t even died yet?!?”

So. He understood the gta6 meme immediately because they apparently had the same thing in Romania when he was young, except way, way more morbid

[venort]

OP are you telling me we got the death of Gică Petrescu before we got gta6

[trobador-adjacent]

We have this in France with TV personality Michel Drucker. Heard it my entire life.

And the fucker's still around too

[scribblez-0ut]

I have a question for anyone who knows Minecraft commands better than I do;

let's just say in theory, I found an Enderman in my Minecraft basement and I name tagged him as Chris, and I HYPOTHETICALLY used the /summon command whenever he left for too long because I didn't understand how despawning mechanics worked at the time. And perhaps eventually I experimented with the /summon command by checking how it would work on a name tagged chicken and realized it is definitely NOT the same as the /teleport command...what kind of command could I be able to write to get the original Chris back without teleporting every single Chris ever...? (If there even is a command for that - I might be entirely hopeless with this one).

[trobador-adjacent]

/teleport @e[name="Chris"] ~ ~ ~

will teleport any entity named Chris to your position. Look up target selectors on the wiki to learn more.

Mind that Chris will need to be in a loaded chunk to be found. If you don't find him, you can try running the command again further away from your base, but mind that, uh, there's a good chance he died in the rain at some point. And it will be hard to keep him from teleporting.

I hope you find Chris again someday ;-;

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EDIT : WAIT. I pissed on the poor, my apologies. If you only want the first Chris back, I don't think that's possible as AFAIK, entities do not remember their own age! I'm sorry! But at least you'll have a ton of Chrises? There's a chance I'm wrong, but if I am, you'll still need to add a predicate for it using a data pack, and that might be a little difficult.

[batwynn]

Do you know what ‘The Game’ is?

Yes, and I lost it

No?

I’m too old for this

I’m too young for this

God DAMMIT

Voting ended onJul 14

[batwynn]

I like how half the tags are ‘fuck you’ while they reblog it to inflict it on their friends and followers.

I see you pulling up a chair at the devil’s sacrament

[nat-20s]

You can replace [ACTIVITY YOU ENJOY] with [SCROLLING] but watch out. This sucks bad 👍

[nat-20s]

Some things about this post since getting quite a few notes:

1. If you see this post, highly recommend taking it as an opportunity to set a timer for 15 minutes and switch over to ACTIVITY YOU ENJOY. if after those 15 minutes, you want to go back to scrolling, that's okay!

2. Huge shout out to this popping up in my notifs often, bc I do go back to activity.

3. I think there are times where scrolling is fine. Right now, for example, I'm being connected to a machine for two hours to donate plasma and platelets. Yes this is a brag but it is also a time where scrolling is one of the few things I can do. (Though I will probably also read or watch something on phone lol)

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

hmmm, this seems to be some kind of curse breaking spell… be free ye reader

[phantomrose96]

Personally? I would never deny Hiromu Arakawa her right to a short bratty braided blond character in a kickass red coat

[phantomrose96]

Invent a look this iconic and I think you should get to use it in every series.

[phantomrose96]

[twilightpb]

[durbikins]

each time you reblog this, someone on a different website gets hit

[pikafanzrk]

The power el HBox compels you

[apjvff]

this site ain't so bad. it's something to do in the mornings while ur bread toasts, right? ^_^

[conzoop]

we need a way to hook up fighting games to the prostate

[trobador-adjacent]

Good news for you

GitHub - buttplugio/awesome-buttplug: A list of awesome projects that use the Buttplug Sex Toy Control Library

A list of awesome projects that use the Buttplug Sex Toy Control Library - buttplugio/awesome-buttplug

[punkitt-is-here]

based off of this edit

[punkitt-is-here]

YESSS WE GOT ONE

[gauntletqueen]

play Kitten Burst

[adastrabbit]

WHAT THE FUCK?

[adobe-outdesign]

Love how Pokemon games will spend 5 billion hours giving a complete tutorial on every single mechanic possible and then turn around and have the Mold Breaker ability say "[X] breaks the mold!" and never give any further context

[a-book-of-creatures]

it draws 2 cards

[thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis]

[trobador-adjacent]

Sharing this wherever I can, just because I'm obsessed with it. French language space/cosmic avant-garde jazz/electronic music from a new duo with French singer Pernelle (known for work on various game soundtracks) and Japanese producer Lemm (known for Vocaloid).

YouTube brought it to me a day after it dropped and it's got barely more than 5k views right now, so I'm doing my due duty.

[glutko]

I need to start playing some more RPG Maker games, like Ib, OneShot, and even Ao Oni. If nothing else, I should put all my energy into

playing OFF.

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[holy-spockamole]

im actually gonna have an aneurysm why is he SO fine

[garaks-padded-bra]

Idk where you got this photo from girl and i might just be insane for noticing Instantly but i have like every pixel of tos memorised and im 200% sure that is a yassified facetuned spock

[garaks-padded-bra]

Who Did This

[steezydeasy]

[atompalace-official]

wash him he smely

[atompalace-official]

here’s how the other Eeveelutions react to bathtime 🛁🫧

[quark-nova-deactivated20260116]

headcanon: vaporeon pretends to melt into a puddle if you try to remove it from the shower