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shark vs the universe
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
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Product Placement
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none pizza with left beef
It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef
ive missed you
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“Give me pets”
He was just tryna chill :(
Cat’s internal thoughts
The kitty harvest is bountiful this year
Porto Covo, Portugal (by Brian Burke)
YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY
you have the rest of the day to reblog this
im losing my mind….shes jus a lil baby…
could i offer you some round bears in these trying times?
no clue what to do with these bois so ill leave em here
It’s October! You know what that means... 🎃 (via kxvo)
all my life I’ve somehow only ever seen the gifs of this. I never even knew that the pumpkin man was dancing to the Ghostbusters theme. This whole thing is so much better than I ever could have expected from the gifs omg
i have never played a metal gear game
Things Terry Pratchett Did
Made fun of the “unnecessarily naked/scantily clad woman,” “sacrificial virgin,” and “sexy heroine” tropes in his first two novels. The first was described as being the most powerful of her clan of dragon-riders and the nakedness was properly treated as unnecessary in a clear parody. The second turned out to be one of the more level-headed (while not well-educated) members of the party after her initial introduction, and also had a spine and knew (and got) what she wanted. The third was described as wearing sensible clothes, was pretty but not sexualized at all, and was practical and smart.
Wrote an entire novel to critique the unequal treatment of “men’s magic” versus “women’s magic” in the fantasy genre. Portrayed witches as just as if not more capable than wizards (when it comes to actually helping people, in particular), and also generally having more common sense than them. Nevertheless created a little girl character with wizard powers, and had her decide neither wizard nor witch magic was sufficient and develop a new kind of magic all her own.
Included sex workers in his worldbuilding. Made jokes about them the same way he did every other kind of person of any profession, but was also highly respectful and never critical of these jobs. Described the head of the ‘Seamstresses’ Guild as one of the most influential people in the biggest city in the world. Never showed or described in detail any sexual violence, including against these workers. In fact, made sure to say that anyone in the city who harmed a sex worker would be dealt with painfully, embarrassingly, and/or lethally by two fearsome elderly ladies. Even his more ditzy stripper character quickly smartened up and learned some true self-respect–not by quitting her job but by realizing she didn’t have to take any shit from men.
Included strong female friendships aplenty. Included female enemies who were enemies over things other than men. In general constantly passed the Bechdel Test and not only that, left it in the dust and had way more meaningful and realistic representation.
Five words: Dwarf Women Are All Trans. More words: And there’s no way to know if some of them were trans in the way we Earth humans would understand it, too, and he clearly didn’t think that sort of genitalia-based gender labeling mattered. Did not turn his trans dwarfs into a joke, but treated them simply as people–including a scientist/forensics officer in a police department, a prominent fashion designer, and the literal King of all dwarfs (who subsequently came out as Queen). Portrayed transmisogynists as unequivocally wrong, and had protagonist characters stand up for and protect their trans colleagues and friends. See also: had genderfluid characters in two of his books and at least one trans man, as well as confirming canonically that there are gay wizards, one of whom is really good at football.
One of his mainest of main characters was a blunt, bad-tempered, prideful old woman who is also good to her core. Didn’t gloss over her unfriendliness or excuse it, but made her complex and interesting and overall likeable despite all that. Also had a very amiable old lady character who also had a temper and would throw hands with anyone who’d mess with her family or best friend. In general, steel-souled old ladies, wow. Also steel-souled young girls.
Said he was incapable of writing a weak, wilting female character, and honestly I can’t think of a single one in any of his books.
Please feel free to add to this list with other Things Terry Pratchett Did because I definitely didn’t say them all!
I will forever be grateful for the sentence “Lady Ramkin’s bosom rose and fell like an empire.“
in a book where lady Ramkin’s husband killed a werewolf with his bare hands she herself established diplomatic and economic power to finesse an end to what was happening because she proved she didnt have to hold a sword to be powerful “ Sybil’s female forebears had valiantly backed up their husbands as distant embassies were besieged, had given birth on a camel or in the shade of a stricken elephant, had handed around the little gold chocolates while trolls were trying to break into the compound, or had merely stayed at home and nursed such bits of husbands and sons as made it back from endless little wars. The result was a species of woman who, when duty called, turned into solid steel “ she also established she didnt have to conform to traditional standards of ‘sexy’ to be held in awe, be breathtaking, and be seen as beautiful despite being described physically like the entire cast of a wagner opera and moving like a galleon under full sail. Sgt Angua joined the watchmen specifically out of spite for a poster that said ‘be a man in the watch’, alongside a troll and dwarf who also had similar objections
not only did dwarf women explore being ‘women’ at no point did it interfere with them being dwarves- the chainmail might be from a more designer catalogue and the high heels might be iron and the beard certainly didnt go anywhere and a battleaxe is the best way to accessorize. it was all about having the option to explore who they were and express that, and it was also perfectly okay to decide you didnt want to be open about it if you didnt feel like it nanny ogg NANNY OGG not only was an elderly woman described as having a long lifetime of healthy sexual appetite she was still painted as being one of the most well respected, powerful, and cunning people for miles despite drinking, singing bawdy songs, and telling the worst jokes. she wrote a bestselling lewd cookbook.
May I present to you:
Book seller
Crystal seller
He sells flowers
She will sell you a pumpkin this fall
Would you like to purchase.. bean?
They are regulars. They buy mushrooms for soup
She has more options
Don’t be scared, he’s just been doing this for years and is passionate about garlic
Can I interest you in...melon?
Witch’s familiar needs coins to buy ingredients from toad next door
Please trust reliable, small business owners
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YO PEOPLE WE NEED TO BOOST THIS
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BOOST BOOST BOOST ITS IMPORTANT ALSO WHAT DAY IS IT IDK WHEN APRIL 1 IS
BOOST!!! @official-lucifers-child
This is the only April fools prank I want to take part in because it is so harmless and stupid. It achieves nothing but childish malice and I live for it