waaaa

*smooch*

[sacred-portal]

[memorycycle]

i could jumpstart a car with my breasts

[memorycycle]

yeah whatever next time ur stuck out on the road dont expecr me to come bouncing

[kuzka]

[beesleeps]

[bathroomcube]

[adultwithmuscles]

did you type in “wizard staff with orb” but the results were too feminine? or did you preemptively assume that the selection of wizard staffs with orbs would be so vast, you needed to narrow down the results to only the most manly?

[bathroomcube]

no it autofilled to that and i thought it was so funny that i needed to know what would come up

[kuzka]

[puppygirl-hornyposting2]

[inside-my-gay-mind]

[butchmasculinity]

[duothelingo]

Why did someone die in my inbox

[paint-splatt]

Unfortunately this is funny as hell

[andaisq]

thinking about chilchuck again. he fucks so relentlessly that he had three children by the time he was legally an adult and now he's getting taught about the birds & bees by a dilfy dwarf who refuses to believe he's postpubescent even though he's already greying. these are the microaggressions twinks face every day in our society

[papayajuan2019]

i just have to make it through the next few or tens or hundreds or thousands of weeks. until i'm dead

[loving-parasite-moved]

Huge fan of when my speech patterns rub off on people enjoy when thay happens

[loving-parasite-moved]

NEVERMIND MY GRANDMA JUST SAID SKILL ISSUE

[girlnumbers]

how it looks for two loner shut-ins to swag out together

[deadeyesopened]

ive gotten so much mileage out of this tweet. every time i see something on the internet that makes me mad i just think to myself "people in real life: hey man how's it going" and i keep it pushing

[schmergo]

@bonos-grindcore-sideproject This is so good

[fruitpilled-peachcel]

Quit posting that fucking cat